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Slacky McSlackAss

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The Ministry lives on. Way to go Marcus. Now its time to turn this thread in to a Cultesque thread and start saying that Portis sucks and Mason is much more skilled and deserves to start. I mean Portis did nothing in the preseason at all, Mason dominated it. :silly:

hahah great post... maybe we can make this thing spiral to the depths of the cult... it'll take a lot of :chair: and a little :chug: with a dash of :doh1: but we can do it!!!!

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Its just too bad this organization was too stupid to realize this 2 years ago. Mason could have taken over for CP by now.

I'm not sure if he'd over taken CP by now...had CP had a decent enough back such as Mason, he wouldn't be as bruised and battered as he is now....not that I don't think he can handle the next few seasons, he's totally gonna rock them.

He'd just be in much better shape. But oh well, we failed to keep the number one pre season rusher...nothin we can do about it now, thankfully we got a second chance, thank God.

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I'm a little confused...

I'll catch you up:

Apparently, Mason was not waived twice.

Both times he left it was to ascend to the heavens.

Both times he returned to us as the divine.

We only just realized this the third time around.

Now that Mason is signed, he is a gawd.

Soon he will dominate not only the NFL, but all sentient life on this planet.

Beware.

And good luck.

All hail Mason...

:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy

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I'll catch you up:

Apparently, Mason was not waived twice.

Both times he left it was to ascend to the heavens.

Both times he returned to us as the divine.

We only just realized this the third time around.

Now that Mason is signed, he is a gawd.

Soon he will dominate not only the NFL, but all sentient life on this planet.

Beware.

And good luck.

All hail Mason...

:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy

Slacky, you need to quote this and edit it into the opening post, STAT.

And then everyone in the Ministry must swear on it.

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Slacky, you need to quote this and edit it into the opening post, STAT.

And then everyone in the Ministry must swear on it.

We thank you for that wonderful post jkypoo. You have just jumped to the top of my favorite Ministry members list.

I wish I could take credit...

But, really, it was the will of Mason speaking through me.

We have only Mason to thank for all things.

Because all things are the will of Mason,

Or else they would not have been.

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