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      Good afternoon Redskins fans!  I have once again been invited to sit in the relative comfort of the press box and shout my thoughts into the void via this blog.  As you watch the game today and see the rain  pour relentlessly from the heavens, know that I am safe and dry.  Know also that @Spaceman Spiff is out there somewhere, cold and unappreciated, rolling around in the muck trying to capture that perfect picture.  Maybe say a little prayer for his health (or laugh, whatever, I’m not judging you).  Also, be sure not to miss the pictures he posts on this site after each game.     
       
      Before we get into today's Redskins game, I want give some thanks for more positive occurrences in DC sports.  Congrats to the Washington Mystics for winning their first championship.  Congrats go out to the Washington Nationals as well for reaching the world series.  These two teams (along with the Caps) are working hard to change the sports related mood around this town, and we're all happier for it. 
       
      Lets move now into less cheerful topics, namely your Washington Redskins!  Yow know things are going bad, and I mean really dang bad, when your team has gone through three quarterbacks and two coaches and your not even half way through the season.  Today's fresh hell comes in the form of a specter of the our recent past coming to smirk at our misfortune.  Im talking of course of Kyle.  Kyle's spent the week assuring everyone that he isn’t holding a grudge, while very obviously holding a grudge.  “Everything else.”  You know what I’m talking about. 
       
      If all he brought to town were his hurt feelings we wouldn’t have a problem.  Sadly, he’s arrived with an undefeated football team that the NFL says we have to play this week.  This feels entirely unfair. 
       
      My generic key to the game:  Run the ball and stop the run.  The team (spoiler alert: 49ers) that does this today will win.   
       
      Redskins Inactives  
      QB Colt McCoy  
      S Deshazor Everett  
      CB Josh Norman  
      RB Chris THompson  
      LB Josh Harvey-Clemons 
      G Wes Martin  
      TE Vernon Davis  
       
      49ers inactives  
      QB CJ Beathard 
      WR Deebo Samuel  
      CB Ahkello Witherspoon  
      FB Kyle Juszczyk 
      T Mike McGLinchey 
      T Joe Staley 
      DL DJ Jones 
       
      1st Quarter Update
      Redskins 0 – 0 49ers
       
      Callahan wasn’t playing around when he said he wanted to run the ball.  That first drive was all runs, and looked great... right up until they tried to pass the ball.  Hopkins missed the relatively short fied goal, because of course he did.     

      Maybe Quinn isn’t a good choice to be returning punts?  Consider it.    
       
      That second Redskins drive looked more like what we’ve come to expect from this offense.  Run for negative yards, pass dropped, and an unsuccessful screen pass.  A quintessential Redskins three and out. 

      Passing yards this quarter:  Redskins 3. 49ers 9.  Are you not entertained?! 
       
      Half Time Update
      Redskins 0 – 0 49ers 
       
      How happy are you to spend your Sunday afternoon watching this game?  Consider that some people paid money, to sit in a poncho, in the rain, to watch this game. 
       
      It’s now time for those half time adjustments that our beloved skins do so well.  It’s unlikely the second half mirrors the first. 
       
      3rd Quarter Update 
      Redskins 0 – 3 49ers  
       
      Good news, this game will not end in a 0-0 tie.  Those half time adjustments have kicked in as expected and the 49ers have found a way onto the scoreboard in this messy throwback game.  The Redskins have decided to spend the second half collecting holding penalties and sadness.  Mercifully, only one quarter remains. 
       
      End of Game Update 
      Redskins 0 – 9 49ers 
       
      Callahan hasn’t spent much time as the head coach of the Washington Redskins, but he’s already proven that his team can waste 2nd half timeouts like a veteran.  It makes little sense to adopt a strategy that shortens the game when your team is losing, and it makes even less sense when your team is short on time outs.  I’m not really sure what the thinking as late in this game.    
       
      Next week Kirk Cousins!   
       
       
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Random "Thot" Thread (Stadium Edition)

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On 7/4/2019 at 6:10 PM, TK said:

No you didn't. 

 

ALL you had to do was log back in. 

 

You can't be this clueless. And if you are, maybe the innerwebz just ain't for you. 

 

Makes me wonder how many posters have their password saved for logins, not first time seeing this happen.

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3 hours ago, Renegade7 said:

 

Makes me wonder how many posters have their password saved for logins, not first time seeing this happen.

The iCloud password chain is a wonderful thing. :) 

 

So is an Apple ID.

 

Sign in & B00M! there's all your ****. :)

 

And worse case, there's always the forgot/reset password feature &/or the CONTACT US link at the bottom of every page. Which is covered in the Rules that he's never read. And I know he's never read them because he's created eleventeen jillion accounts. :) 

 

 

 

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On 7/4/2019 at 4:10 PM, TK said:

No you didn't. 

 

ALL you had to do was log back in. 

 

You can't be this clueless. And if you are, maybe the innerwebz just ain't for you. 

I appreciate your patience with me...I'm stupid for not trying to log in under this name I just went right to starting over and this is not the only time I've been threw this over the years...hats off to customer service...and again thanks muchly

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8 hours ago, bakedtater1 said:

I appreciate your patience with me...I'm stupid for not trying to log in under this name I just went right to starting over and this is not the only time I've been threw this over the years...hats off to customer service...and again thanks muchly

Wait til you get the bill. :) 

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1 hour ago, TK said:

Wait til you get the bill. :) 

I will pay you in a2 unpasteurized raw milk...than you can share it with colt than we will both be his heroes!!

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49 minutes ago, bakedtater1 said:

I will pay you in a2 unpasteurized raw milk...than you can share it with colt than we will both be his heroes!!

How the **** do you milk a potato? 

 

Never mind. I don't even want to know.

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5 hours ago, TK said:

How the **** do you milk a potato? 

 

Never mind. I don't even want to know.

Come to Idaho and I'll show ya dooohhh lol

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So nobody wants to work for the Redskins organization?

So if the reports are true from Chris Russell could we possibly see a Shakedown in management?

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11 hours ago, bakedtater1 said:

So nobody wants to work for the Redskins organization?

So if the reports are true from Chris Russell could we possibly see a Shakedown in management?

 

I would work for the Redskins. I am really cheap too. $1 mil a year will do just fine...lol

 

 

 

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On 7/2/2019 at 8:27 PM, Cooleyfan1993 said:

......how did bakedtater1 change to gingerluv1? When did bakedtater1 change to gingerluv1? WHY did bakedtater1 change to gingerluv1 😂😂😂 

 

i feel like I’m in some weird online chat room....

 

I sense a familiarity there...what kind of chat rooms do you usually go in ? 🤨

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I would offer up a kidney..... had you embraced playing NT.

 

Joking aside, how bad would it be if no one steps up to plate....

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7 hours ago, Malapropismic Depository said:

 

Did they catch the horse & carriage that did this 

Haha.. my aunt was married to a gentleman from Baltimore area a long time ago first they lived in San Diego then she moved back home with him to Idaho... he tried to ask his parents to come here to visit and they were for certain there was covered wagon still traveling around here and that grizzly bears run around like stray dogs..

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1 hour ago, RandyHolt said:

I would offer up a kidney..... had you embraced playing NT.

 

Joking aside, how bad would it be if no one steps up to plate....

Carma has a ****ty way of working..best wishes to albert..he is human.. but ya never should have stomped on that(even if it's a cowgirls player)players bare face.

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58 minutes ago, bakedtater1 said:

Carma has a ****ty way of working..best wishes to albert..he is human.. but ya never should have stomped on that(even if it's a cowgirls player)players bare face.

 

Hey, come on now, it was a Cowboy....

 

Since Dan and Vinny wanted him so badly, maybe they are still in the giving mood and will offer up their kidney.

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Malapropismic Depository said:

 

Are there other ways of practicing your jumping ability, without the reasonable chance of getting impaled.

Half of me likes the fact that he has those kinda balls the sensible half thinks it was kinda crazy to risk losing 11 million dollars in salary by trying it

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30 minutes ago, Malapropismic Depository said:

 

Are there other ways of practicing your jumping ability, without the reasonable chance of getting impaled.

 

I'm afraid not. The other methods fail to provide the necessary levels of adrenaline.

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32 minutes ago, redskinss said:

Half of me likes the fact that he has those kinda balls the sensible half thinks it was kinda crazy to risk losing 11 million dollars in salary by trying it

 

26 minutes ago, Kelvin Bryant said:

 

I'm afraid not. The other methods fail to provide the necessary levels of adrenaline.

 

He went from Dancing with Stars, to Dancing with Scars.

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Everybody concerned about Josh possibly getting injured... did anybody stop to think about the bull getting injured by Josh?

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26 minutes ago, bakedtater1 said:

Everybody concerned about Josh possibly getting injured... did anybody stop to think about the bull getting injured by Josh?

 

you mean his feelings, from trash talking ?

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