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....Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll

squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there?....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a

horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a

coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but

don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables,then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your a** ?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


More thoughts from the blonde.

Yes, blondes do have thoughts.

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Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red?

Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one?

Do boxer shorts box?

Why do women wear a pair of panties and only one bra?

Is grass really greener on the other side?

Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of


Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


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