bubba9497 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 OMG this is priceless..... :hysterical: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/213296-a-message-to-giants-cowboys-and-redskins-fans/page/2 Click link for entire article A Message to New York Giants, Dallas Cowboys, and Washington Redskins Fans Gnats, Cowturds, and Deadskins fans kill me. No other fans live in the past more than these frauds. (translation) When I go to the gas pump I'm paying the price right now, not what it was two years ago. Get over yourselves. We're talking about this upcoming year. The only thing anyone has to go on is last season and the offseason. So let's start with last season. The Eagles beat the Gnats two out of three times and split with the Girlyboys (but what happened when it mattered? The '89 Cowboys would've put up a better test). The down side is that the Eagles got swept by the most insignificant team in the NFL. But, as I said they are insignificant and pose no real threat at all. Now to the offseason. When a team plays in the NFC Championship game and follows that up with arguably the best offseason in the league, that means they've improved. Say it with me now, IM-PROVED! Yes, that’s it. It is absolutely ridiculous that Gnats and Girly fans are so blind to the fact that they are now playing second and third fiddle to the more superior Eagles. Don't think back, look ahead. Do that and you'll see nothing but the rear ends of the Eagles as they will be in front all year. I read a post from a Cowgirls fan that said something about the Cowboys winning the Super Bowl this year! Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You gotta be kidding me. They might as well let the fans coach that team. If you can't get up for a game against a major rival, the last week of the season, in a game that means win and you're in the playoffs, how can you expect to win a Super Bowl. Sphincters that game were nonexistent, and that wasn't even the big show. The Eagles sphincters, however, were wide open as they were dumping fecal matter all over the Cowturds faces that day. (I know this comment is going to get some feedback, but the point remains) To the Giants: While your team poses the biggest threat to the Eagles in the NFC, you've still got a quarterback who can't throw to anyone that doesn't shoot themselves in the leg. You've got a running back built like a Mac truck with the crash rating of a Ford Festiva. And, are there any wide receivers on this team? I'll have to Wikipedia that one, because I'm not sure. While the Giants defense looks incredible up front (I'll give you that), what's going on in the backfield? With the Eagles offensive line, I could throw for 300 yards against the Gnats. The Redskins? Ugh...where do I start? To upgrade a defense, that already ranked in the top five (four to be exact), with a defensive tackle that could be expected to provide, maybe 25 more tackles and three to four more sacks compared to the platoon effort of the existing defensive tackles, seems to be a waste to me. Why not upgrade an offense, with a decent offensive line and quarterback (who if given the chance to play in one system for more than two years would flourish), by getting better wide receiver play? Redskins receivers combined for 159 catches, 1,856 yards, and 11 TDs. Combined. Really? Let's all remember that roughly 450 of those yards came from Santana Moss in three games. Moss had 1,044 yards last year but he only really helped in three games. Inconsistency from the wide receiver position seems to be more of a problem than the defensive line. Say it with me, IN-CON-SIS-TEN-CY. Yes, that's it. Thank all that is holy for idiots in the front office of the Deadskins. DeAngelo Hall? Great pickup, if you're a wideout in the NFC East. (translation) Now, the Sacred Birds: Lose an aging, albeit great, left tackle and replace him with a better, younger one. Lose an aging, albeit great, right tackle and replace him with a better, younger one already on the team. Bring in a Pro Bowl caliber right tackle and move him to right guard. Lose Brian Dawkins (75 tackles, three sacks, six forced fumbles, and one interception) and replace him with Sean Jones (56 tackles, one forced fumble, and four interceptions). Bring in one of the best fullbacks in the game. Draft a top ten talent in Jeremy Maclin, a top four running back (LeSean McCoy) in this year’s class, and a tight end (Cornelius Ingram) that when healthy, slightly resembles a young Jason Witten in ability. Now I'm a lifelong Eagles fan so obviously I'm biased, but we are also the most knowledgeable fan base in all of sports. In closing...GO BIRDS!!!!! (translation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 :doh: Oh boy!!! I don't even know where to start with this idiot. Oh wait he is an idiot so I don't need to explain any further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsTerps26 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 HAHAHAHA wow, haven't laughed that hard in ages, what POS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins:Victory_or_Death Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Now I'm a lifelong Eagles fan so obviously I'm biased, but we are also the most knowledgeable fan base in all of sports. I wish that line had been first. It really would have told me how retarded the writer was and I could have saved the last 3 minutes of my life. :doh:And before anyone says, "well it's an Eagles fan, of course he's retarded!"; I know, but there is a difference between the standard mentally challenged Burger King X-mas jingle singing Eagles fan and the drooling, mouth-breathing, hockey-helmeted, diaper wearing ****tard that is this writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIXX99 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 LOL philly trash:eaglesuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeTK Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 i almost feel sorry for him.... almost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneBoost Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 You had me laughing hard with the broom picture. Gotta love bubba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullnelson9999 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 To upgrade a defense, that already ranked in the top five (four to be exact), with a defensive tackle that could be expected to provide, maybe 25 more tackles and three to four more sacks compared to the platoon effort of the existing defensive tackles, seems to be a waste to me. Now I'm a lifelong Eagles fan so obviously I'm biased, but we are also the most knowledgeable fan base in all of sports. Has this guy ever seen Haynesworth play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsGuy Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 The "Bleacher Report" needs to do a better job of monitoring the blogs it allows up if they don't want the whole place to devolve into flaming troll hit pieces like this. Funny and sad as it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 :doh: I can't wait.. They're getting their hopes up big time this year.. Gonna be sweet to break their hearts. We'll improve more, this year, than the Eagles.. on both sides of the ball.. Eagles D is gonna be weak this year.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 what a huge case of Lombardi envy :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan44 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Now I'm a lifelong Eagles fan so obviously I'm biased, but we are also the most knowledgeable fan base in all of sports. LMAO :hysterical: Thanks, I needed that laugh this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible_Red40 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Who would want to pay for the price of gas two years ago, geesh?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 A pic of this Shakespeare of Philadelphia gridiron blogging prom pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badgerrocks Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 The down side is that the Eagles got swept by the most insignificant team in the NFL. But, as I said they are insignificant and pose no real threat at all. This is the part that made me laugh most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST is my boy Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I actually kinda laughed at the "built like a mac truck, with a crash rating of a ford festiva comment".......nice touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGhost Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 i agree with what he has to say...... on the giants and cowboys.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 they really do let you post anything on bleacher report. at least put some good info in there and not be a complete idiot. but that's asking too much from an eagle fan lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 You guys do realize this post is tagged as "humor" right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 You guys do realize this post is tagged as "humor" right? it couldn't be serious the funny part is the jokes on him BTW, exactly what part was he trying to be humorous? (Besides the unintentional way of being funny for iggle rivals to laugh at) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokieskins1 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I do believe that all Eagles fans are this crazy. I have an Eagles fan here at work and he was telling me that they have the best o-line in the NFL and that they would have a cake walk to the NFC Championship, and that there was no one to get in their way. He keeps telling me that Maclin is going to be sick, I keep telling him to tame his expectations on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMalcolmConnection Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Most knowledgeable fans in the NFL?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 This blog is why, despite my hatred for all things Cowboys, I will always dislike Eagles fans more. I have never in my life met an objective Eagles fan. Ever. **** The Eagles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corn_beef_n_rice Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 just a philly fan writing about his team, that's all we talk smack about them too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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