Califan007 The Constipated Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Share some pearls of wisdom that your father passed down to you over the years :yes:...Doesn't have to be one he came up with, could be one he's passed along that he heard somewhere. One my dad always loved telling me is "Knowledge is power; make sure you get as much of an education as possible." Another one was "Making the wrong decision is better than making no decision at all." So spill it...tell us some of your father's advice. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 **** ****es, get money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Don't tell me about the pain, just show me the baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Don't wound, it'll cost you more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 My dad has never given me a great bit of verbal advice. I've learned how to love and take care of family and friends through his actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Stop playing with it; it'll fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 If you ever wake up one morning, after a hard night of drinking, and you're still so drunk in the morning that you're too loopy to put on your Fruit of the Looms correctly, just remember the brown spot goes in the back, and the yellow spot goes in the front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 One word... plastics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "If you want to live any longer,shut up." "Have a plan for the worst,but don't expect the worst. Always plan to succeed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Kaos Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "Don't start anything you arent ready to finish" "If you are going to pick it up or pull it out, you better use it" "Dont worry about the loudmouth in the middle of it all, worry about the quiet guy in the corner" and my favorite: "if you are ever getting chased by a wild animal, you dont have to outrun the animal, just one of your friends" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "There's a man sick in Chicago" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "Take out the trash, or you're grounded for a week" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goaldeje Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 One word... plastics. :rotflmao::rotflmao: I remember what my dear old dad used to say to me at times like this: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom again anyway!?! Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "Study what you love and are good at, do well in your studies, then figure out how to make a career of it. Unless it's modern poetry. If you come home frmo college and tell me that you are studying Rod McKuen, you are getting cut off." "Love the Redskins as I love them, and you will be forever blessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 :rotflmao::rotflmao:I remember what my dear old dad used to say to me at times like this: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom again anyway!?! Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance!" Wait... eerr... Young Frankenstein! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I was an explorer at a young age. Dad was smart enough to know that if he firbid me to take things apart, I'd ignore him. So instead, he told me that before you take apart anything that uses electricity, make sure you unplug it, first. That way, when you put it back together, it might not work, but you'll still be alive. The second thing he told me was that a television set can kill you when it isn't plugged in. To this day, the only piece of electronics I won't attempt to repair is a TV/monitor. Edit: Another piece of advice: Never make fun of somebody's name. No matter how witty you think you are, because you've just noticed some way to play with somebody's name, the guy you've just been introduced to will have heard it a thousand times, and probably didn't think it was funny the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "You've got to use your head to save your ass" in general "Loneliness is better than misery" in regards to my divioce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeysc23 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Be nice to everyone ... you never know when you might see them again or worse need them for something. Also the no decision is worse than a bad decision he also said a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "I trust you. It's all those other idiots out there I don't trust." said to me while he was teaching me how to drive. I find this statement works in so many situations it's ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Skins_&_'Stons Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "may the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars." oh wait im not johnny depp in blow lol anyways i think one of the funniest things i remember him saying when he was teaching me to drive is "to keep my eye on the road...even if there is a naked woman on the side of the road...well...i guess you can take your eye off the road for that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Nothing in life is free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Nothing in life is free. The message board you just posted that on is completely free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 The message board you just posted that on is completely free not the internet hes posting it from or the computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 The message board you just posted that on is completely free It wasn't to some. Blade and Die Hard put a lot of cash into this and others also donated. I am very appreciative of this and never lose sight that someone paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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