Westbrook36 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 There are no exceptions. If you, your gf, your wife, your son Jimmy or anyone else you know sticks your bare stinky ****ing feet outside of a vehicle while driving or as a passenger, you are a ****ing white trash. I hate seeing a piece of **** think it is acceptable to just take it upon themselves to have a foot hanging out a moving car, without a care in the world. Trash. These are the same people who treat their cars like garbage cans. I'm sure some of you have done this before and are thinking "Ah, Westbrook up to his old tricks again. I'm not trash. Whatever." Yeah you are, sorry. You are basically telling the world "I'ma gonna air my dogs out a little bit by stickin em out the window for a bit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackest Eyes Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "You know what really grinds my gears?" These rant threads are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Having trouble getting those bugs out from in between your toes aren't ya Westbrook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Another great Westbrook36 rant. Let's see where this one ends up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanboyOf91 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "While driving"? I gotta try that sometime. :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 Same goes for the ****ing dashboard. Seriously. The dashboard! Any man who lets a woman prop her stinky white trash feet up on his dashboard and doesn't correct her might as well carry her purse once the vehicle stops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinFeathers Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I drive with my foot out the window alllll the time. Seat reclined, one hand on the wheel. Radio blasting. It's the way to go. You're just cranky cause your feet probably smell. Edit: And I do not treat my truck like a garbage can. She is my baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 thanks... but no thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "While driving"?I gotta try that sometime. :evilg: OLS. No ****. I need to try that too. Especially since my truck is a manual. That would be the ultimate in multi-tasking and flexibility. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 lmao i love this one the best. Westbrook's up to his old tricks again! hahhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 I drive with my foot out the window alllll the time. Seat reclined, one hand on the wheel. Radio blasting.It's the way to go. You're just cranky cause your feet probably smell. Edit: And I do not treat my truck like a garbage can. She is my baby. Hey guys, gather around. We found one that you want to bring home to your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 honestly, what the **** does it matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 honestly, what the **** does it matter? Exactly, as funny as this is, the fact that it pisses Westy off is down right laughable. Really dude, why the **** do you care so much about this? What difference does it ****ing make if someone does this or orders a 6" sub at Subway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passepartout Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Gee thought I was more than trash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 There are no exceptions. If you, your gf, your wife, your son Jimmy or anyone else you know sticks your bare stinky ****ing feet outside of a vehicle while driving or as a passenger, you are a ****ing white trash.I hate seeing a piece of **** think it is acceptable to just take it upon themselves to have a foot hanging out a moving car, without a care in the world. Trash. These are the same people who treat their cars like garbage cans. I'm sure some of you have done this before and are thinking "Ah, Westbrook up to his old tricks again. I'm not trash. Whatever." Yeah you are, sorry. You are basically telling the world "I'ma gonna air my dogs out a little bit by stickin em out the window for a bit." I actually agree with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinFeathers Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Hey guys, gather around. We found one that you want to bring home to your mother. Thanks for puttin me out there. Hey guys, if you like a chick that drives with her foot out the window...here I ammmmm. You really think it's trashy? .... I think eagles fans are trashy. To each his/her own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Thanks!It's good to know. And here I thought Westbrook had a toe/foot fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 Thanks for puttin me out there. Hey guys, if you like a chick that drives with her foot out the window...here I ammmmm.You really think it's trashy? Why do you drive with your feet outside the window? Are you trying to look cool? Do your feet sweat a lot? What about your right foot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I actually agree with this. why does this not surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Careful not to bury yourself in the part there Westy. I actually agree with this. Well after the I can't stand thread and some posts in others,it's been discovered that there are about 5 people on the planet you can stand. 2 of them being yourself so this may not be saying a whole lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostyj Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 lol @ this. BTW, why is it "white trash"? I see all kinds of people do it. As to why, it feels good. Plain and simple. Ever put your hand out the window, or ride in a Jeep with the doors off and hang your foot out? Guess not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinFeathers Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Why do you drive with your feet outside the window? Are you trying to look cool? Do your feet sweat a lot? What about your right foot? Yes, I do it bc it makes me look super stellar... No, I actually do it because it's very comfortable. And my feet aren't gross...I am a girl, I get pedicures, so my feet look pretty. It's just comfy to lean back with a foot out the window...and it's not like I stick my whole leg out...just got the foot up near the side mirror.... Sucks for my right foot...till I put it on cruise control then both foot go out the window!!!! ...that was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 :censored: What if I spread my cheeks and have them flapping in the air as you drive by? Can I fart out of the window? Is it that much of a problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 Yes, I do it bc it makes me look super stellar...No, I actually do it because it's very comfortable. And my feet aren't gross...I am a girl, I get pedicures, so my feet look pretty. It's just comfy to lean back with a foot out the window...and it's not like I stick my whole leg out...just got the foot up near the side mirror.... Sucks for my right foot...till I put it on cruise control then both foot go out the window!!!! ...that was a joke. Do you wear a seatbelt? Why? Do you realize the inherent ridiculousness of taking one protective safety measure only to completely mitigate it by sticking your foot outside of the window whilst driving? Let alone slowed reaction time and obstructed view due to poor seating position. However, this doesn't really piss me off. Darwin works in funny ways. It does give a glimpse at how brains work at lower intelligence levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Careful not to bury yourself in the part there Westy. Well after the I can't stand thread and some posts in others,it's been discovered that there are about 5 people on the planet you can stand. 2 of them being yourself so this may not be saying a whole lot. What is that supposed to mean? Do I really come off that I don't like anyone? Or am I supposed to never agree with an Eagles fan? As for this thread. I never understood why people do that, either. Ok, so I don't really think people are "trash", for doing this. I just don't get why they do it. I guess I could have been more clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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