China Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Men should hold onto dongs, due to recent slashes Doctors are reporting an increase in the number of men being rushed to hospital after their sexual organs have been cut off by jealous wives or girlfriends. The good news for the castrated men is that the amputated organ can be successfully reattached if it is preserved properly. Cho Ray and Binh Dan hospitals in Ho Chi Minh City have admitted several such cases lately. ... The operation to reattach a severed penis is complicated, says Dr. Vu, because the doctors must reconnect arteries, veins, nerves and other tiny parts. “Now that we’re experienced, the operation takes about two and a half hours. It used to take up to four hours.” His colleague Dr. Tran Ngoc Sinh says 80 to 90 percent of penile function is restored if the operation goes well. Erections return about a month after surgery but ejaculation may be delayed and the penis could be a little smaller than before. Four out of five operations are successful, according to Dr. Sinh. The failures mostly result from improper storage of the severed penis. Dr. Sinh also mentions that it’s impossible to make the organ longer during the operation. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armstrong001 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I like the last line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoolu Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Wow, me and my ex have been seeing each other as "just friends" but I have come to realize that she is just trying to get me back, which is never going to happen, this worries me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I hold onto my dong plenty :laugh: :jerk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endzone_dave Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 This is what happens to my wife if she tried that crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Fine a SANE girl/woman and you wont have to hold onto your dongs :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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