Oldskool Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 It looks like Grizzly Adams, Barry Melrose and Vanilla Ice exploded and whatever remained landed and formed on his head as hair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNGwithOUTaCrwN Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 hahahah.wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpfan Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I must say I do appreciate an outrageous mullet. That things got some swag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.THEkid. Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 u can tell he doesnt give a ****. i think his hair fits him. pretty bad ass if you ask me. I bet he gets ladies with his hair everywhere he goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I must say I do appreciate an outrageous mullet. That things got some swag. swag!? hahaha how about moxie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Business in the front, party in the back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 The thread title needs to be edited. The "F" and the "d" need to be replaced. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 The thread title needs to be edited. The "F" and the "d" need to be replaced.Thanks Let's just go PG and make it messed up or muffed up. The latter was a fave at my Junior High. And yes, I went to a junior high, not a dorky-ass middle school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 u can tell he doesnt give a ****. i think his hair fits him. Nah he cares. He had to have someone spend a lot of time cutting those lines in the sides. Result = goofy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernSkinsFan Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Some people have more money than sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Nah he cares. He had to have someone spend a lot of time cutting those lines in the sides. Result = goofy. So I guess goofy is only cool when it's Cooley. If it's some douche on another team, you get sad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I questioned his sanity when I say that head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 So I guess goofy is only cool when it's Cooley. If it's some douche on another team, you get sad? I don't think you can really compare Jared Allen's personality with Cooley's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 My theory is that that's a BAC meter on the side of his head, for easy reading by the police when they pull him over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I don't think you can really compare Jared Allen's personality with Cooley's. True enough. Sorta like comparing Ocho Cinco to TO. BTW, just playing devi's advocate there. I tend to do that. :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 The international Mullet Motto is "Business in the front, party in the back"..... It looks to me like the party in the back is getting out of control and spreading to the side yard on Jareds head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 The international Mullet Motto is "Business in the front, party in the back"..... It looks to me like the party in the back is getting out of control and spreading to the side yard on Jareds head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrifNick21 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 "Don't break my heart...my achy breaky heart." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 So I guess goofy is only cool when it's Cooley. If it's some douche on another team, you get sad? Yes. You are exactly right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Yes. You are exactly right. Hooray! :point2sky Cooooooooooooooleeeeeey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prophet Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 While here in KC Allen was a crazy dude. Also that dude can down some BBQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw Torn Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Gotta love the mullett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Yeah when I saw him on NFLN I tweeted that he has to be the first white guy in history to rock a mullet and waves at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzpackage Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 The ol' Kentucky Waterfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invadersquee Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 He just wants to look like Solid Snake, but has yet to find an appropriate bandana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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