China Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Man begs doctors to undo penis enlargement surgery Just one month after undergoing a penis enlargement surgery, a patient of a Moscow plastic surgery clinic has asked the doctors to restore the original size of his penis. In February the 40-years-old man, identified as Konstantin F., came to the clinic complaining he was too small, Life.ru website reports Monday. The man wanted to add an extra two-thirds to his penis and get 25 cm (9.8 inches) instead of his 15 cm (5.9 inches). The doctors tried to persuade the patient that his penis was ideally sized, warned that he may be unhappy with the results of the surgery, and even showed him a life-sized replica of a 25-cm male organ. But the man stood his ground and demanded the operation. The surgery was completed in two sessions, and happy Konstantin returned home almost twice as large as he used to be. But in just one month he was back at the clinic again, this time asking to undo the enlargement. “He said no woman wants to be with him anymore,” Life.ru quoted one of the doctors as saying. “He came here several times, begged us for new surgery, swore he would never be so stupid again.” However it will take six to eight months before a second surgery can be performed. “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” the doctor said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travdaskin Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 :doh:, be happy with what you got, that is the way God made you, and also the famous and infamous statement "Be careful what you wish for"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Not a surprise...another man suckered in by the porn industry. The same way companies like Enzyte are able to make money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterx Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 5.9 inches is above average last i checked. I could understand wanting to take surgical risks to enlarge something around 4", but not when you are almost 6". This guy has self-confidence issues. Let's blame his parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 6, 2009 Author Share Posted May 6, 2009 He could've avoided a lot of pain and two surgeries if he'd simply hung some weights from his dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 5.9 inches is above average last i checked. I could understand wanting to take surgical risks to enlarge something around 4", but not when you are almost 6". This guy has self-confidence issues. Let's blame his parents. I think it's actually right where the average is; he obviously didn't realize this. I blame the porn industry;) Guy probably watched too much of it and figured every other guy he passed on the street was swinging like a horse. Felt like he had to catch up, then realized that a normal woman (not a porn star) probably doesn't enjoy having 10 inches rammed up inside her. This is all hypothetical guessing, of course:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Poor guy. Thats why I had to stop using communal showers back in the day to stop traumatizing the less fortunate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Reminds me of an old joke,best told by Buddy Hackett. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQLcxGn9VaI&feature=related 5:10 mark of the clip. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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