VetMinimum+Incentives Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 "I'm in the back of the line and no one can see me now. I guess it's safe to unbuckle my mangirdle and relax [shploing]...aaaaah that feels so much better!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPortJGibbs89 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Not a caption but damn the jersey doesnt even look like it can fit him LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squatch66 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Not a caption but damn the jersey doesnt even look like it can fit him LOL this thread shouldnt be a quote the pic thread but a feel sorry for that jersey thread! :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrifNick21 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Since when did they start making belly jerseys? lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeTK Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 "BIG AL aint got *%&$ on me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXREDSKINS44 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 The jersey wouldn't fit over his shoulder pads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truant Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 The tube top is better in idea form than executed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 You know if they can just get the guy moving no person in the NFL can stop that. I would use him in JUMBO packages at the goal line as a FB, blocking for sellars. He is literally two people. The rest of the Oline look thin standing next to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Godfather Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 "You know, I think I could eat Samuels in less than 60 seconds..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostyj Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Looks like the right sleeve is cut, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 First things first, where's your ****ter? I've got a turtle head pokin' out! I'm not kiddin', I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 That jersey is holding on for dear life and working overtime. Wow, he is as wide as two other players in that huddle. That is a lot of beef right there... and D-linemen are supposed to push that around??? I hope this experiment works. if it does, it may be the absolute most brilliant move the FO has made in years... if it were to work out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Reminds me of a guy I played with who was so fat that 2 or 3 guys would have to help him force his jersey on over his pads and gut. It was dangerous work - bad news when he stepped on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Trying to shed those last 10 pounds, but can't? Looking for a plan to get back in bikini shape? Dwarfing Derrick Dockery? Call Weight Watchers TODAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rd421 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Dag that man makes dockery look like a child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB44 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Geez, Dockery is a huge man, and looks dwarfed compared to big Mike...DAAYUM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftCoast Skinz FAN Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 "I thought I said XXXXXL jersey fellas!!!" :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 That's one big man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 It looks like he is the 300 pounder and the rest of the guys are 200 lbs and below, but the truth is those are really big boys, and well Williams is the man mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 this space for rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I thought they let shamu go? FREE WILLY should be his nickname What kind of heart can handle that big a load? Does he have a whale heart or something, wow I don't know how the heck his body can handle all that fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jones Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 No clearer example that this guy is big than standing next to Dockery. Dock is listed at 330 and he looks small compared to big Mike. I just hope he can continue to shed pounds. I think he should get down to 350. A lot of work ahead for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spear Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 "This ain't SeaWorld This as real as it gets I'm a boat mother ****** DON'T YOU E'ER FORGET!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 how can a man that big, not have a butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Godfather Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I just hope he can continue to shed pounds. I think he should get down to 350. Nah, he should keep the weight. Then we can assign him to just sit on D. Ware throughout the game. :hammer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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