Mickalino Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090424/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bridge_fall Man pretending to fall off bridge actually falls BLOOMINGTON, Minn. – Police said a 23-year-old man is in stable condition after he pretended that he was falling off a bridge over the Minnesota River, then actually fell off the bridge. Police got a call just before 5 a.m. Sunday from a 21-year-old man who said his friend fell off the Highway 77 bridge and into a marshy area about 30 feet below. The caller said he was driving north when his friend, who he said had been drinking, told him to pull into the bridge's emergency lane so he could urinate. The 23-year-old stood eventually climbed to the ledge of the bridge, then looked at his friend and pretended to fall. "He then in fact fell," reads a press release from the Bloomingtin Police Department. Police from Bloomington and Eagan responded, and the Eagan Fire Department used a chair lift to retrieve the man. He was transported to Hennepin County Medical Center where was treated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 looks like Darwin didn't quite do his job here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 looks like Darwin didn't quite do his job here. Lawl, you make it sound like Darwin is some sort of Deity that does away with idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 He probably heard Ren was moving there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Lawl, you make it sound like Darwin is some sort of Deity that does away with idiots. Is that not so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 So epic a fail, it's practically a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I'm glad I've never done anything utterly stupid whilst drunk. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Is that not so? Hmm, he does look like one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I think he watched Saturday Night Fever one too many times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz4Life12 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 this guy was one of the junkies' donkeys of the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 He probably heard Ren was moving there. Makes perfect sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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