Riggins77 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 So me the wife and baby go out to TGI Fridays the other night to meet some friends for dinner. Well our friends called while we were waiting on a table and had to cancel. We decide to stay and eat, big mistake. I order some chicken wings w/ranch dressing. Well, the ranch tasted different, but not bad and I noticed it was room temperature, but I ate it anyway.......huge mistake. I started getting the runs at midnight and then I popped two Immodiums and went to bed. Well a ****ing hour later, I woke up violently puking my guts out. The ****ty thing was, it ended my 22 year non-puking streak. Yes, I had not puked in over 22 years, even after drinking 22 beers and doing about 10 shots of Southern Comfort and lime juice. Worst weekend of my life. So post your crazy food poisoning stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 1966, filet-o-fish sandwich from mcdonalds. heaved for 12 hours and couldn't eat for 2 days. As a 6 years old, it was a near death experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I was 11 and it involved Taco Bell and Pepto Bismol on a trip back from Florida. The whole way home I was puking and crapping "pink". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I was 8 and we were in India. Got food from a street vendor...BIG MISTAKE. The rest of the week was pure hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpillian Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Story 1: Ocean City, MD at my grandmother in-law's beach condo with my grandmother-in-law, father-in-law, wife, and 1 year old son. Grandma made hamburgers. Grandma and father-in-law's burgers were fine. Mine and my wife's were evidently not. Bad three days at the beach. Lesson learned: Don't eat anything your newly introduced in-laws prepare. It's evidently a rather benign opportunity for them to try and kill you. Story #2: Newlyweds at Ft. Hood, TX. Wife makes some sort of stuffed pasta shells that I take to work. Leave it in my car for about an hour by accident. Tough guy on a budget, I decide to just go ahead and eat it. Ended up having to get my stomach pumped because I started vomitting blood (after 12 hours of previous throwing up). Lesson learned: When in doubt, throw it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinFeathers Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I got food poisoning from taco bell. Thought I was going to die. Puked my life away for hours. I don't eat there anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gimpy007 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 My wife and I got married back in Aug '05. My family is from Chicago and hers is from Alabama. We hosted our dinner rehearsal the day before the wedding at a local favorite by the name of "Dixie's BBQ" - Everyone who ate the potato salad got food poisoning. Which was about 3/4 of the wedding party. I spent the next morning throwing up along with the rest of the wedding party. We survived and still had a great wedding and Dixie’s is still one of my favorite BBQ places to visit – Best lemon cake I have ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ldysknzfn1 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Mine involved Taco Bell also. Probably about 10 years ago or more. It was awful. Took me a few years to be able to eat there again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 My mom cooked some ****ty Lloyd's BBQ for dinner before we went to Bethany Beach from our beach house in OC. Once we got there, my dad and I instantly felt our stomachs start to churn. We looked for the nearest bathroom...the closest restaurant was this frog leg place. We ended up walking in the bathroom and finding out there was only ONE stall....ONE stall for the two of us. So, he let me go first, I felt like my guts were on fire....just nasty stuff. As I was going, he kept knocking on the stall door telling me to hurry up or he was going to have to go in the sink. So, I cut myself off halfway and let him go, then I went back and finished. When we left the bathroom, we headed out the door and nodded at the cashiers thinking we were going to pay for our meal :rotflmao: I ended up sharting myself later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 My mom cooked some ****ty Lloyd's BBQ for dinner before we went to Bethany Beach from our beach house in OC.Once we got there, my dad and I instantly felt our stomachs start to churn. We looked for the nearest bathroom...the closest restaurant was this frog leg place. We ended up walking in the bathroom and finding out there was only ONE stall....ONE stall for the two of us. So, he let me go first, I felt like my guts were on fire....just nasty stuff. As I was going, he kept knocking on the stall door telling me to hurry up or he was going to have to go in the sink. So, I cut myself off halfway and let him go, then I went back and finished. When we left the bathroom, we headed out the door and nodded at the cashiers thinking we were going to pay for our meal :rotflmao: I ended up sharting myself later no way that happened! I got stories about two friends. Both of these asses got food poisoning from a restaurant and WENT BACK within the month! Guess what? Got food poisoning again!! 2 different guys, 2 different restaurants. And the worst part is, one of those idiots brought his family the second time. For dessert they got to go to the emergency room. ALL of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I'm not sure if it was food poisoning or stomach flu, but a couple years ago on Valentine's Day I was at my then boyfriend's house. We were watching tv when he got up to run to the bathroom and got sick. I kind of laughed at him, then not 2 minutes later I was running to the bathroom. We were both throwing up on and off for the next 24 hours. It was absolutely the most horrible feeling ever. Seriously, like violently throwing up. It was soooo disgusting/painful. That was a really romantic Valentine's Day, btw. What better thing to bring a couple together, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 no way that happened!. Swear to God. Its probably the funniest experience I ever had with my dad. here is the restaurant: http://www.beach-net.com/froghouse/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 My wife was pregnant with our second child. My 1st daughter was young, about 3. Both of us were violently ill. Had to call my parents over to watch my 1st so we could relieve ourselves and not be parents. Not even sure what made us sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Swear to God. Its probably the funniest experience I ever had with my dad.here is the restaurant: http://www.beach-net.com/froghouse/ There has GOT to be something better to bond over man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 JERRY: I feel like I'm going to throw up. ELAINE: Hey, what about your vomit streak? JERRY: I know, I haven't thrown up since June 29th, 1980. JERRY: 14 years down the drain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 My wife was pregnant with our second child.My 1st daughter was young, about 3. Both of us were violently ill. Had to call my parents over to watch my 1st so we could relieve ourselves and not be parents. Not even sure what made us sick. Get ahold of a bad dessert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 There has GOT to be something better to bond over man. We werent blessed with the best guts, so it IS something we bonded over haha We used to have IBS soooooo bad....I couldnt go anywhere. Its pretty much gone now. I think it was because of my nerves...that went away after I got a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 uuuuhhhhh, TMI toaster, TMI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I think you have made your case! totally believe you now. but I gotta say, I wouldn't wanna see my dad for about a decade after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I think you have made your case! totally believe you now. but I gotta say, I wouldn't wanna see my dad for about a decade after that. my dad is dead...tis why I worded it the way I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 JERRY: I feel like I'm going to throw up. ELAINE: Hey, what about your vomit streak? JERRY: I know, I haven't thrown up since June 29th, 1980. JERRY: 14 years down the drain... All of us were thinking that too! trust me! I'm not sure if it was food poisoning or stomach flu, but a couple years ago on Valentine's Day I was at my then boyfriend's house. We were watching tv when he got up to run to the bathroom and got sick. I kind of laughed at him, then not 2 minutes later I was running to the bathroom. We were both throwing up on and off for the next 24 hours. It was absolutely the most horrible feeling ever. Seriously, like violently throwing up. It was soooo disgusting/painful. That was a really romantic Valentine's Day, btw. What better thing to bring a couple together, lol. I can think of very few things more romantic than laughing at a puking lover and then imitating him. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I can think of very few things more romantic than laughing at a puking lover and then imitating him. :doh: Oh it was hot alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 my dad is dead...tis why I worded it the way I did. And its why I regret wording it the way i did. Sorry bout that. Looking at it from your perspective, its something I'd never forget, and yeah, that's a bonding moment you can look back at forever! Who can top a story like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Oh it was hot alright It usually is when its coming back out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan since a Fetus Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Taco Bell - about 10 years ago also. It was coming out both ends at the same time. I had no friggin clue what to do. I thought I was going to find out who #2 worked for and found out that I needed the trash can in front of me to help me out. Needless to say, I worked for #2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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