addicted Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Sorry I just had to share this. This is posted on the official Dallas Cowboys website and cracked me up: http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/04/wow-really.html "Man what do you do if your chic farts?It doesn't seem as if women should fart. I was walking in the grocery store in the chips and dips aisle. This lady was walking in front of me pushing her cart she stopped to pick up some pringles and let one rip. Sounded like a growl and and a motor but smelt like a dead carcus. OMG! Now I knew it wasn't me LOL and we were the only two people on the aisle. She just smiled and kept walking like nothing happened the smell followed her. I swear I could see it like smoke out of a train just nasty." **** the Cowboys :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Its them darn pringles every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMarco Murray 29 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 It's not one of his better blogs. However, Bennett is pretty funny and a great read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: that dude is a trip. I'm bookmarking this joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 At least know how to spell Chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 this is your brains on drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskool Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 He may be able to play football, but the guy is as sharp as a wet burlap sack of potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Redskins Fan Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 He may be able to play football, but the guy is as sharp as a wet burlap sack of potatoes. that is correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Is he the same clown that got in trouble for his little song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFromYellowstone Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I like it haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIXX99 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Those old ladies will just let em fire that don't care. I know where is coming from. It's funny to read about, but its vicious in person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Blue Joe Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 He may be able to play football, but the guy is as sharp as a wet burlap sack of potatoes.Seems like he's trying to become the next Chris Cooley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Those old ladies will just let em fire that don't care. my late mother in law was like that her last few years we made sure we always walked in front of her. :thud: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenRiggins Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Seems like he's trying to become the next Chris Cooley. I don't even think Cooley is as nutty as this wacko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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