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When did the tailgate become so humorless?


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I like the one by Robin Harris talking about "the man sitting next to the man, sitting next to the man,who was sitting next to the man, who was sitting next to the man, who was sitting next to the man who called the piccolo player a mutha

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OK, let's have some fun then.

I'll start, y'all follow along if you so desire. No fair getting offended! and no fair being offensive, either.

Why did ACW cross the road?

Because that is usually where he sees the guy with the primo bud

Why did Honorary Hog go to Safeway?

So he could protest them selling "crackers".

Why did Navy Dave cross the road?

Because some homo commie libtard bought the house next door.

Why did Rennaisance cross the road?

Who cares, look at her walk!

Why did Vicious cross the road?

Because Rush Limbaugh is a ****ing *******!

Why did Big Mike cross the road?

Hey! **** you! Who said I crossed the road, huh?

Why did Mickalino cross the road?

To escape the giant purple badger that was trying to infect him with Ebola!

Why did Burgold cross the road?

Having thought of a clever pun, he decided to test it out on the people at the bus stop.

I'm sure there's plenty more, but I've got to get to the store.

~Bang

HA! :applause:

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