MARK PHILLIPS Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Three fans are leaving the Redskins game, a Redskins fan, Eagles fan, and a 49ers fan( you know we always get strays). They finally make it back to their car located right next to the port o john( I know i'm not the only one who tries to park as close as I can to one of these on gameday..LOL) They figure they'll break the grill back out and drink a few cold ones because none of them feel like sitting in traffic for 2 hours right now, when the Niners fan notices a girl lying passed out naked on her back, right next to the port o john. She reeks of alcohol and they all fear she may have alcohol poisoning. The first thing they all do is try to cover her exposed body, perfect, they all have their favorite teams hats on. The Skins fan covers one side of her chest with his hat.The Niners fan covers the other side of her chest with his hat. The Eagles fan covers her last exposed private part with his hat. The Skins fan runs over to the nearest policeman and tells him whats going on. He alerts the medical team and they're on there way. While waiting for the medics, the officer checks over the girl, making sure the three guys were'nt up to any funny stuff. The cop lifts up the Redskins hat, puts its back down. He lifts up the Niners hat, puts it back down. Finally, the cop lifts up the Eagles hat, puts it down, lifts it back up, puts it down. The officer looks up at the three men with a confused look on his face and says " I just don't get it. Normally when I look under an Eagles hat, I find an ***hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceviker Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Hahaha that's fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNGwithOUTaCrwN Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 haha ouch for all the eagles fans that read this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindlywewander Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 that cop is a perv man. checkin out both boobs and her vag? i'm not sure that's necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 An oldie but a goody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 :rotflmao: This needs to be posted on igglephans.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gart Monk Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 LMFAO! you said "private" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky52Mc Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Eagles SUCK!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Oh man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFKFedEx Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 One of them must have been missing their game on tv if 3 fanbases were repping at one contest. I hate posers that wear the jersey of a team that's playing elsewhere at the same time as the game the wearer is attending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimetimeSkins26 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Lol You get an A+. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverwolf Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Wheres Who Del he would love this joke................lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mac Patty Wack Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 :eaglesuck:eaglesuck:eaglesuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 that cop is a perv man. checkin out both boobs and her vag? i'm not sure that's necessary. Good observation :cool2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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