Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Just a little something to move away from the Cutler saga. What are your Redskin "Ten Commandments". This can be a play off of the Ten Commandments (listed below for your referencing pleasure) or the top 10 "commandments" of being a Redskin. Just for fun - You shall have no other gods before me. - You shall not make for yourself any carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. - You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain. - Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. - Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you. - You shall not murder. - You shall not commit adultery. - You shall not steal. - You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. - You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s." I'll play off the actual ones: 1. You shall have no other teams before the Redskins. 2. You shall not buy a current player's jersey. Surely they will be dealt or released. 3. You shall not take the name of JC in vain (figure out which one ) 4. Remember the Sabbath Day. Be prepared to do battle on it. 5. Honor your coach and your quarterback. For as they go, so shall your team go. 6. You shall not murder. Coming close with hits on defense is required though. 7. You shall not commit adultery with another team's QB until you have found a suitor for your own. 8. You shall tamper and deny it. 9. You shall bear false witness against your neighbor if he is a Cowboys fan. 10. You shall covet any and every free agent and your neighbor's star players. *DISCLAIMER* Yes, mine suck. This is for fun only. Do not turn this into a religious thread or anything of the sort. Thou shall save that for the Tailgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins:Victory_or_Death Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 1. You shall have no other teams before the Redskins.2. You shall not buy a current player's jersey. Surely they will be dealt or released. 3. You shall not take the name of JC in vain (figure out which one ) 4. Remember the Sabbath Day. Be prepared to do battle on it. 5. Honor your coach and your quarterback. For as they go, so shall your team go. 6. You shall not murder. Coming close with hits on defense is required though. 7. You shall not commit adultery with another team's QB until you have found a suitor for your own. 8. You shall tamper and deny it. 9. You shall bear false witness against your neighbor if he is a Cowboys fan. 10. You shall covet any and every free agent and your neighbor's star players. :rotflmao:Thou shall save that for the Tailgate.That's 11, ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 llam, I am going to have to think about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 :rotflmao:That's 11, ****! I cheated the system llam, I am going to have to think about this. llam....hmmm....Law Library Association of Maryland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I cheated the system llam....hmmm....Law Library Association of Maryland? Laughin Like A Mug/Mud. I am trying it out. llam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Ok I'll try. 1. Shall remain inferior to the "G"ods/"M"ods. (Spelling coincidene?I think not) 2. Thau shall not buy a Deion Sander redskins jersey, ever. 3. Never call TK by his real name. I don't even think he has one. 4. Dallas week, means WAR. 5. Honor thy coach, he trying his bestest! 6. Now pewning of noobs. 7. No relations with other members, unless it's of opposite sex(REIC!) 8. Don't take that guys thread idea and steal all the glory. 9. Never answer to anyone's argument, rather create a new argument in a witty kind of way to piss that other member off. 10. Paloffs is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedskinDaddy Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Ok I'll try.1. Shall remain inferior to the "G"ods/"M"ods. (Spelling coincidene?I think not) 2. Thau shall not buy a Deion Sander redskins jersey, ever. 3. Never call TK by his real name. I don't even think he has one. 4. Dallas week, means WAR. 5. Honor thy coach, he trying his bestest! 6. Now pewning of noobs. 7. No relations with other members, unless it's of opposite sex(REIC!) 8. Don't take that guys thread idea and steal all the glory. 9. Never answer to anyone's argument, rather create a new argument in a witty kind of way to piss that other member off. 10. Paloffs is now. Crusher, in the same way 4Lyf went the B&G Moses one better, your 11th should be "thou shalt not eat doggie crap because of a boredom thread started in thy Tailgate." -well, thou shouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 10. Paloffs is now. I was going to put that #10 too, llam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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