The 12th Commandment Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are those that follow Mohammud, BUT I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six footer, You don't have to have a great brain, You don't have to have any clothes on, You're a Catholic the moment Dad came. Because... Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground, God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighborhood. Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighborhood. Every sperm is useful, Every sperm is fine, God needs everybody's, Mine! And mine! And mine! Let the Pagan spill theirs, O'er mountain, hill, and plain, God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighborhood. Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/03/28/pope.condom.attacks/index.html The more this new guy says the more I miss John Paul. I'm not catholic either. :cool2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 These quotes pretty much say it all: "The clergy aren't supposed to have sex at all, but they are free to tell people how to conduct themselves? That's like a girl who wears no make-up as the CEO of CoverGirl," one member posted on the page, "Condoms for Pope Benedict XVI." "It frightens me that a man who has devoted his life to moral guidance ... and is undeniably a learned, intelligent man can be at the same time so narrow-minded, bigoted and irresponsible," posted another person on a different page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Let the Pagan spill theirs, O'er mountain, hill, and plain Sounds like a plan I prefer the valley when available, but breast size or final drop zone is not real important to me either Great divide Hills Plains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I thought they were going to talk about changing the whole clergy not having sex rule to letting them get married and have sex. wasnt that supposed to help knock down the molestation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 OLS! I like this plain, but I ain't too picky neither! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Very nice, KAO Makes me wanna roam the rolling plains :cool2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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