jrockster21 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 As if anyone needed more reasons...but here ya go! 10. No Duke fan went to Duke: Rooting for Duke is like rooting for the New York Yankees or the Dallas Cowboys. If you didn't go to Duke or you aren't from North Carolina than you have no business rooting for Duke -- get a life and stop being a front runner. 9. The Scheyer Face: Duke's emotion guy, Jon Scheyer, makes these obnoxious faces throughout the game that look as though he is suffering severe pain. Let's hope he is in pain after Nova's done with dismantling Duke. (The Scheyer Face is fully explained here.) 8. The Cameron Crazies: These kids sleep out to get tickets only to sit inside a stadium studying during TV timeouts -- so annoying and geeky. These fans also have a reputation for taking a page from former Dukie Jay Williams and crying after losses. They make beer for a reason -- stop studying for a second and appreciate your college years. 7. Dukie V: ESPN's Dick Vitale is anything but an objective journalist when it comes to Duke. It's pathetic to watch a grown man crowd surf than try to "objectively" call a basketball game. 6. Mike Krzyzewski: The fact that I know how to pronounce his last name is enough reason to hate him. The fact that he is diabolical helps that hatred. 5. The Blue Devil: What's a blue devil? Is Satan depressed or frozen? 4. Duke wins: It's easier to hate a winner -- plain and simple. No one hates on St. John's anymore because they stink. 3. Elton Brand: The man who the 76ers wasted money paying only so that he could go down to an injury went to Duke. It's no coincidence that the Sixers play better without his Duke influence. 2. Coach K's hair: Is that a comb-over, rug or real? 1. Because they stand in the way of Nova's championship run. http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/sports/basketball/college_basketball/villanova/Duke-Hate-Guide.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 lol i like the blue devil one. i always wondered that myself. why a blue devil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 lol i like the blue devil one. i always wondered that myself. why a blue devil? http://library.duke.edu/uarchives/history/histnotes/why_blue_devil.html I knew the french were involved...no wonder most Americans hate Duke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Duke Fans = Yankees Fans = Cowboys Fans. There is no difference between all the bandwagoners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Duke Fans = Yankees Fans = Cowboys Fans. There is no difference between all the bandwagoners. You forgot UNC fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 paging Dcoles and PB. edit: i see PB's here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helptheSKINS Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Sounds to me like some folks in Philly are hatin on yet another team for being more good then them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 paging Dcoles and PB.edit: i see PB's here. :munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Blue Joe Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Duke Fans = Yankees Fans = Cowboys Fans. There is no difference between all the bandwagoners.Can you really be considered a bandwagoner if you are a fan of one those teams? When is the last time they've done anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Sounds to me like some folks in Philly are hatin on yet another team for being more good then them You obviously didn't go to Duke. Anyway, I'm a Duke fan and not from NC so hate me all you want. I have my reasons for liking them and none of them have to do with being a front runner. Continue to hate though - that's fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 way to go....now we have to read page after page of dcoles defending Duke. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 This little attention whore is a reason to hate Dook. And why the look of regret Dad, because Dook lost or because you didn't where a condom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 You obviously didn't go to Duke. Anyway, I'm a Duke fan and not from NC so hate me all you want. I have my reasons for liking them and none of them have to do with being a front runner. Continue to hate though - that's fine. All Duke fans have their little story that they feel connects them to Duke. My older brother is a bandwagon Duke fan. I :doh: every time he pulls his out. What is yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 I think he said in the other thread he went to a Coach K camp or something. Not sure. As a Maryland resident it is required by law to hate on Duke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 This little attention whore is a reason to hate Dook. And why the look of regret Dad, because Dook lost or because you didn't where a condom? Where'd you find that picture of DColes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 All Duke fans have their little story that they feel connects them to Duke. My older brother is a bandwagon Duke fan. I :doh: every time he pulls his out.What is yours? My Uncle went there so I've been watching Duke games since before I was old enough to appreciate the game of basketball. Going to basketball camp there and being coached by Coach K and a lot of former players for several summers. Those would be the main two. I certainly would pull for JMU if they ever played Duke but other than that I really don't see how it's that much different than a kid that grows up watching Maryland and being a fan - even after he goes to college at a different school. You have to love the people who tell you what fans you have the "right" to be a fan of though. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helptheSKINS Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 You obviously didn't go to Duke. Anyway, I'm a Duke fan and not from NC so hate me all you want. I have my reasons for liking them and none of them have to do with being a front runner. Continue to hate though - that's fine. WHAT! "more good" ain't proper english. We'll i've just been making myself look silly all these years. Dang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 JMU, were you required to fill this form out? http://www.threeteamparlay.com/dukefloppingcamp.pdf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 JMU,were you required to fill this form out? http://www.threeteamparlay.com/dukefloppingcamp.pdf :laugh: Nah, I must have missed those drills. Don't worry though, I received quite a few lessons on the skill in high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Holy ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helptheSKINS Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 All Duke fans have their little story that they feel connects them to Duke. My older brother is a bandwagon Duke fan. I :doh: every time he pulls his out.What is yours? I know your brother young man. He is a great person and you should respect his Duke love. I too am a Duke fan and have been since your brother and I were dominating little league together. My brother was a duke fan because Billy King went to our high school Park View around the same time my brother did. My brother started rooting for Duke when King went there. Since I'm a tool I rooted for them because he did. That was over 20 years ago. I'm still a tool and I still root for Duke. I go back to Danny Ferry dawg! Say hi to your wonderful family for me and tell them "Go Duke"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Dyed in the blue VILLANOVA WILDCATS fan here. I've been a fan ever since I was a little kid. (When i was small I lived near the campus, and I went to a couple of games when I was about 9. Loved them ever since.) I think they've definitely got the body and size to muscle Duke around, my only worry is that 'Nova has a tendency to let themselves get out of their game. If things aren't going well they get shot happy and don't play to their strength. Like against AU, Carr was draining 3s like nobody's business, and Nova should have slowed down each possession and physically beaten AU, use the clock and score. But they kept running it down and gunning it up and AU would rebound and kick it out to Carr and 3 .. and repeat the cycle. Only when they settled in and made AU play physical did they dominate like they should have all game. With a team like Duke they can't afford to let that happen. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 I know your brother young man. He is a great person and you should respect his Duke love. I too am a Duke fan and have been since your brother and I were dominating little league together. My brother was a duke fan because Billy King went to our high school Park View around the same time my brother did. My brother started rooting for Duke when King went there. Since I'm a tool I rooted for them because he did. That was over 20 years ago. I'm still a tool and I still root for Duke. I go back to Danny Ferry dawg!Say hi to your wonderful family for me and tell them "Go Duke"! :laugh: Slippy's story is that he played against Grant Hill and that other guy from South Lakes that went to Duke who's name excapes me in some Herndon summer league. And yes, you are still a tool dating back to Costco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Where'd you find that picture of DColes? His Facebook page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 :laugh:Slippy's story is that he played against Grant Hill and that other guy from South Lakes that went to Duke who's name excapes me in some Herndon summer league. I root for my old teammates on Marist, UT-Chattanooga, and where ever my friend Terrell is going...hopefully UMD I dont really root for teams that had people I played against...if I liked them, I usually just hope they do well (Durant, Beasley, Lawson, Donte Green)...I'm kinda forced rooting for Vasquez even though I hate his guts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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