WVUforREDSKINS Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I got caught masterbaiting to a national geographic magazine. :doh: I don't even know who is more embarrassed, me...or my dentist Obviously, this is a joke. Does anyone recognize who does this joke? He had a comedy central stand up special and im trying to find out who it is. He does a lot of one liners. Another one was "My girlfriend called me in the middle of the night to tell me that she thought someone was trying to break into her house. I dropped the phone immediately and I was so full of adrenaline that it was nearly impossible to fall back asleep" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 um... huh. interesting thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Skins_&_'Stons Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 How do you beat off at the dentist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Nat geo? really? Good lord... edit: reread the post... your dentist? wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Oh I know what "issue" it was. Can't remember the name though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 *poof* ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 How do you beat off at the dentist? They leave you in the room alone by yourself for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 You have to be a ninja. :doh: Dammit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnhay Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Are you joking or serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkFan8 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Why start a poorly disguised ninja thread when you can just use google? Anthony Jeselnik is the comic's name apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Haha, it was poorly disguised. If you hover over the subject without even clicking on it you will get the entire message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 .................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 Haha, it was poorly disguised.If you hover over the subject without even clicking on it you will get the entire message. fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkFan8 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 1. I used google. Typed in the joke word for word and didn't get anything.2. It was funny. Because you're spelling masturbate wrong, probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Why start a poorly disguised ninja thread when you can just use google?Anthony Jeselnik is the comic's name apparently. ES is some serious business. But yeah h_h, I got it, hence the 2nd post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherick Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Thou haz fail'd the ninja skillz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 Because you're spelling masturbate wrong, probably :doh: well its not a word i type a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Since we are doing bad jokes: Hey, so I told my girlfriend I wanted to **** her between the tits, she said, "How're you gonna make that feel good for me?", I said, "Right before I come I'll stop punching you in the face." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBkilla56 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Sounds a lot like anthony jezzleneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 ES is some serious business.But yeah h_h, I got it, hence the 2nd post. Right. I know you did. It was so obvious. [/helping you save face] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I had kind of a foul mouth as a kid, so my Dad used to wash my mouth out with soap. But I think the real reason was to get rid of the traces of his DNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 just found the dude. Check out his dane cook impression http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_mzj9kiyAE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I had kind of a foul mouth as a kid, so my Dad used to wash my mouth out with soap. But I think the real reason was to get rid of the traces of his DNA. Oh daaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Oh daaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh: Doug Stanhope is a funny guy. "If size doesn't matter, how come my girlfriend's vibrator isn't three inches and crooked?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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