“Misdirection” Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 I go to a religious school, and my teacher unwittingly said on Ash Wednesday, speaking of the ashes on the forehead, "Don't you love it when a priest does it so big on your forehead it starts coming in your eyes?" The class just stopped for 15 minutes. It was crazy. Ep-ic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofizz Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 I go to a religious school, and my teacher unwittingly said on Ash Wednesday, speaking of the ashes on the forehead, "Don't you love it when a priest does it so big on your forehead it starts coming in your eyes?" The class just stopped for 15 minutes. It was crazy. That is one of those moments where "thats what she said" doesn't even have to be said out loud. Everyone just knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 (Re-reading this thread) I don't care what anyone says, the phrase "That's what she said" is hilarious. Another phrase I tend to use is "Whose with me?!". I use that phrase after I say something completely random to the conversation. The best ones are when they are just off the wall comments. Everyone just forgets what it was that they were truly talking about lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 "Yeah, don't pat yourself on the back, I just faked that orgasm" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofizz Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 "Paint my face". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Talking to my sexy almost step sister on video chat. She is on the cell phone right now and I just heard this. "I have to go to the store and play with them" so I replied with, "that's what she said!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 I go to a religious school, and my teacher unwittingly said on Ash Wednesday, speaking of the ashes on the forehead, "Don't you love it when a priest does it so big on your forehead it starts coming in your eyes?" The class just stopped for 15 minutes. It was crazy. :1stplace: just close the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 "Paint my face". :laugh::laugh: My friend was eating a huge steak and said "God, I am so full of meat right now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKSkinsFan Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Ok, nothing .. nothing will beat the Ash Wednesday story rofl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Had a decent one earlier while watching a couple people play madden... last second field goal..."you better aim that" ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 In the mailroom at work today: Who the heck shoved this in my box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofizz Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 Off of The Office last night: Michael Scott: Uh, Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? That's what HE said! Right guys? Because of gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 I'm getting 1 to 3 inches overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofizz Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Someone referring to their car in the weather today: "I couldn't believe it just slid right in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
“Misdirection” Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Wait ... That WAS just a slip of the tongue, right? That's what she said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mac Patty Wack Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Had a decent one earlier while watching a couple people play madden... Thats what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mac Patty Wack Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 That's one of those ones that isn't very natural. :laugh: Thats what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mac Patty Wack Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I had 4 today. Thats what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofizz Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I was flipping channels the other day and landed on this exchange on a rerun of "Leave it to Beaver" Eddie walks in: Hi Mrs. Cleaver, is Wally home? Mrs. Cleaver: No, Wally's not here right now Eddie: That's okay, I'll just go upstairs and entertain the beaver I almost died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I was listening to Going to California (my fav Led Zep song) last night and there's a line that's something like "it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems" That gave me a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Wow - that was worth five minutes. And it gets better minute by minute! http://www.extremeskins.com/showpost.php?p=6343701&postcount=15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 lol, this was a good bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Some lady came in to buy a TV. Asked me 2 questions that I had to hold back from laughing at. "Wow, that's huge! How big is it?" "Do you guys mount them?" It took all my determination to stop from laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Got a text last night: "Not up yet but i will let you know" hahaha, that's what HE said? Two nights ago my roommate sneezed. I said god bless you and she said "thanks, that was a huge one." She HATES that's what she said jokes!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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