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The Onion: Tim Gunn Takes Wizards Shopping For Less Hideous Uniforms


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they should have called them the washington justices, and call the stadium the supreme court, and wear black and white unis. that would be cool

after this season to bring fans back they may have to go back to the Bullets next year, look what happened to the Caps when the went back to the oldschool unis :)

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I'm not convinced they did. I heard there were a lot of hanging chads. Anyways Wizards is horrible, the uniform is horrible. It's just horrible times.

Yeah I have actually heard rumors that Wizards didn't really win the vote but that Abe liked it the best so that's what they went with.

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Serious question - does anyone, I mean anyone like the name the Wizards? Everytime I hear the name I am reminded of Harry Potter.

Gayest.........team name...............EVER!!

I try my best to remember to still call them "Les Boulez". Unfortunately nobody in the ATL gets the reference and I always have to say "Oh, I mean the Withards". :doh:

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Gayest.........team name...............EVER!!

I try my best to remember to still call them "Les Boulez". Unfortunately nobody in the ATL gets the reference and I always have to say "Oh, I mean the Withards". :doh:

The Oklahoma City Thunder is pretty gay.

LOL, this entire video is about the gayest thing I've ever seen short of one dude banging another:

EDIT: I just realized that I implicated myself in watching gay porn. I want to state for the record that it was an accident. I clicked the wrong link.

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It's awful. They will always be the Bullets to me.

But unfortunately, Wizards was the best of the names that were in the final running. If I remember correctly, it came down to Wizards or the D.C. Express. So it could have been worse. :doh:

I think it came down to Wizards and Seadogs.

We really had no choice. I mean really, WTF is a seadog and WTF do they have to do with DC?

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The Oklahoma City Thunder is pretty gay.

LOL, this entire video is about the gayest thing I've ever seen short of one dude banging another:

EDIT: I just realized that I implicated myself in watching gay porn. I want to state for the record that it was an accident. I clicked the wrong link.

Suuuuure you don't watch gay pron. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)

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I think it came down to Wizards and Seadogs.

We really had no choice. I mean really, WTF is a seadog and WTF do they have to do with DC?

That's what happens when you let elementary-school kids pick the candidates.

Suuuuure you don't watch gay pron. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)

Girl on girl, yes.

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yeah, they will always be the bullets..... that said i like the gold uniforms. I think they are the best in the league.

I hope they go back to Bullets. As far as the gold unis go, :puke:. I guess if the shorts were gold it might not look so bad to me. The gold/black combo just looks horrible IMO.

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My favorite bullets jersey..

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I'm a RW and Blue guy. Those are the Baltimore Bullets jerseys.

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I have yet to meet a Washington basketball fan who wants "Wizards" over "Bullets". Including myself. It's an f'n disgrace. It was a disgrace to change it in the first place (although Abe's heart was in the right place) and it was a disgrace to replace it with such a lame, amateur moniker that has nothing to do with D.C.

The lame attempt was to say the Bullets was politically incorrect, when the term meant, "faster than a speeding bullet," not go out a shoot someone with a bullet. And you're right, he tried to make more money through marketing and the name sucks. We share it with a ML Soccer team.

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Exactly, the fans chose it.

Although the Washington Express doesn't sound so bad. The rest = :puke:

I have to call BS on this (not saying you are wrong or attacking you), but it was known that Abe wanted Wizards all along and it was NO surprise when he unveiled the new name. I say the fans had ZERO say in the name. I think I picked Express.

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Gayest.........team name...............EVER!!

I try my best to remember to still call them "Les Boulez". Unfortunately nobody in the ATL gets the reference and I always have to say "Oh, I mean the Withards". :doh:

You can se Lez Boulez in front of us old schoolers, we know what you mean.

The Oklahoma City Thunder is pretty gay.

LOL, this entire video is about the gayest thing I've ever seen short of one dude banging another:

EDIT: I just realized that I implicated myself in watching gay porn. I want to state for the record that it was an accident. I clicked the wrong link.

It is cool that they come out to Thunderstruck.

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