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Drinking too much coffee 'could shrink women's breasts'

Drinking just three cups of coffee a day could shrink some women's breasts, according to a new study.

Too much caffeine can affect the hormones in their bodies, scientists believe, playing havoc with their bust size.

The more coffee the women drank, the smaller their breasts, the researchers also found.

Almost 300 women took part in the study, which questioned them on how many cups of coffee they drank in an average day and measured the size of their bust.

According to the results, published in the British Journal of Cancer, drinking three or more cups a day was enough to cause a smaller breast size.

The effects of the stimulant rose for every cup drunk.

Around half of the women in the study carried a gene mutation which appeared to link coffee intake and breast volume, according to the findings.

"Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size," said Helena Jernstrom, from Lund University in Sweden, who led the study.

"Coffee-drinking women do not have to worry their breasts will shrink to nothing overnight.

"They will get smaller, but the breasts aren't just going to disappear."

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Do they maintain boobage if they switch to decaf?

The only accurate way to tell. Go up to a woman. Place your hands over their boobs. Ask them to drink a cup of coffee. Then, ask them to drink decaf. Note the difference. Find another woman. Repeat.

Warning: Scientific experiment can result in serious slappage and arrest.

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The mere smell of coffee before or after being brewed makes me sick at my stomach.

I have never drunk a cup of coffee in my life.

Guess this explains things.


I'm with you on that Blondie. People in my office complain of me smelling like smoke, but I can't stand the smell of coffee. the smell of burnt coffee makes me want to gag.

I never drink coffee, and I like large breasts. I never knew there was a connection between the two until now.

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