SkinFan63 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Dear Jim Zorn, I was excited to hear you were hired to be our offensive coordinator. Then, after finding out you were our new head coach, I became even more excited because of how good of a QB you were and how good of a QB coach you were in Seattle. I love Joe Gibbs but it was time to move on and open up our offense to the 21 century. And you were the perfect choice. At first I thought Jim Zorn? The QB coach of Seattle? The team that has knocked us out of the playoffs twice in the last four years? Then it sank in. You were the perfect choice. Thank God, Gibbs tought Snyder some patience and future planning. He was helping setting us up for the next ten years. He made us a respectable franchise once more. Something we had not been for a decade or so. So, here you were, introducing un-othadox mini camps, slip-n slides, medicine balls, things we were not uccustomed to, but things we desperately needed to make the offensive transition into the next century. So, here we were......2008, the Pro Football Hall Of Fame Enshrinement in Canton Ohio. And I traveled 650 miles to be a part of Redskins history. We can forgive you for saying "Burgandy and black." when you were introduced as our new head coach. Hell, you had spent too much time in rainy Seattle, to be able to distinguish colors. Grey/green look like rain anywayz. So, here we were, in Canton, to honor Darrell Green and Art Monk, in Redskins style. 16000 Redskins fans, 900 other people. There was even a punk running around in a Aikman jersy. Can you believe that?? We invaded Canton Ohio, turned it into Fed Ex field and rocked the house like no other ever before. It was a once in a life time event that I will cherish forever. But it didn't stop there......I'm sure, if you weren't there, you were watching on TV...........did you absorb it? We are the greatest sports franchise in the world. WE.....are the best sports fans in the world. And now, you are our head coach. So, what did we do? We all came back to Canton on Sunday and cheered you and our beloved Redskins to victory, against a superbowl champion. yes, I know, they had seven starters out due to injuries......but......guess what......so did we. So what did we do? We won. That's right, for your debut, and a HOF celebration like no other, we WON! And the next week..........that's right.......we won. I know it's preseason, but it feels great. And against the Bills, who beat us last year, the day after Sean Taylor's funeral, we beat them......boy, did that feel good. So, Mr Zorn......what's next? Well, Brett Favre needs to be put down to size. And I have faith our beloved Redskins will kick his ass. Infact....I would love to see Farve picked off by Fred Smoot for a TD and maybe Jason Taylor puts him in a coma for six months. Maybe longer....... Dear Jim Zorn..........thank you for taking over the reigns of our beloved franchise and leading us to our destiny. - ShinFan63 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins:Victory_or_Death Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Well, Brett Favre needs to be put down to size. And I have faith our beloved Redskins will kick his ass. Infact....I would love to see Farve picked off by Fred Smoot for a TD and maybe Jason Taylor puts him in a coma for six months. Maybe longer....... Putting Farve down to size I can agree with. Wishing to see Farve put in a coma is pretty ****ty if you ask me. I may not like certain players (and Farve is pretty low down on that list, even if he has turned into a ****y primadonna), but I will never desire to see them seriously/permanently hurt. To do so is pretty low-class. :2cents: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I'm at a loss for words... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiingspadee Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I thought it was maroon and yellow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Like...I feel like I just left a pep rally.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins:Victory_or_Death Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I thought it was maroon and yellow?That's it. You're not worthy to be a Redskins fan. :stfu: Daniel Snyder never should have hired you as a fan. Fassel/Mariucci/Cowher would have been a better choice for a Redskins booster. You suck. /sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfanindallas88 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I'm not that big a fan of shins...i prefer knees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins:Victory_or_Death Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I'm not that big a fan of shins...i prefer kneesYou prefer knees? You need to get out more, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpskins10 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 How can you even joke about putting Favre into a coma with what Shawn Springs' father is going through? You're a joke of a 'Skins fan if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLF Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Like...I feel like I just left a pep rally.. :laugh: This is one of those strange threads that I read from time to time. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedskinDaddy Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Dear SkinFan63, Stop writing me letters. I know you were served with that restraining order, and it's making my family and I very uncomfortable that you continue in this manner. Sincerely, Jim Zorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFan63 Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 How can you even joke about putting Favre into a coma with what Shawn Springs' father is going through?You're a joke of a 'Skins fan if you ask me. Well, you're 20 so that makes you the joke. I was a Redskins fan before you you were born! And Brett Farve in a coma makes me happy. So if you love him so much, I would suggest you join the Jets messageboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Dear SkinFan63, Paragraphs are your friend. Signed, Everyone here trying to read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modazfuk Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Dear SkinFan63,Paragraphs are your friend. Signed, Everyone here trying to read that. You just wrote what everyone was thinking but didn't want to say in an effort to not offend the OP:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFan63 Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 Dear SkinFan63,Paragraphs are your friend. Signed, Everyone here trying to read that. And you find my paragraphs unfavorible?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 And you find my paragraphs unfavorible?? Dude. You don't have any. You have a wall of text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I heard of fans of feet (foot fetish) but Shin fans is a twist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Dude. You don't have any. You have a wall of text. yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins:Victory_or_Death Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Well, you're 20 so that makes you the joke.I was a Redskins fan before you you were born! And Brett Farve in a coma makes me happy. So if you love him so much, I would suggest you join the Jets messageboard. And this response makes you sound like you are 5. Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isle-hawg Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Dear SkinFan63,Paragraphs are your friend. Signed, Everyone here trying to read that. What he said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFan63 Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 I heard of fans of feet (foot fetish) but Shin fans is a twist. YOUR WALLET!! The only place DEMOCRATS will drill for. Sorry if my praise of Jim Zorn does nothing but bring out the immature/ignorant posters/moderators of this board who claim to be hardcore Skins fans. I really am. I thought we were all better then that but you just keep proving us wrong. We won't bother wasting our time here anymore. Been a Skins fan longer the most of you were born and always will be. And you critize our paragraphs? That's ****ing pathetic! "Why so serious?":logo: :point2sky :point2sky :point2sky :point2sky :point2sky :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Dear Jim Zorn..........thank you for taking over the reigns of our beloved franchise and leading us to our destiny. - ShinFan63 Two preseason wins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Hey Skinsfan63. I agree with you about Gibbs rebuilding the franchise. I share your optimism about Zorn. The enthusiasm is good. However, you should spend a little time working on spelling/grammer/formatting, and you should never wish serious harm on an opposing player. Still, you are clearly a hugely enthusiastic 'skins fan. That I can respect. Hope you had fun in Canton, I wish I got to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetman20_1986 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 YOUR WALLET!!The only place DEMOCRATS will drill for. Sorry if my praise of Jim Zorn does nothing but bring out the immature/ignorant posters/moderators of this board who claim to be hardcore Skins fans. I really am. I thought we were all better then that but you just keep proving us wrong. We won't bother wasting our time here anymore. Been a Skins fan longer the most of you were born and always will be. And you critize our paragraphs? That's ****ing pathetic! wow just wow lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins:Victory_or_Death Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 YOUR WALLET!!The only place DEMOCRATS will drill for. Sorry if my praise of Jim Zorn does nothing but bring out the immature/ignorant posters/moderators of this board who claim to be hardcore Skins fans. I really am. I thought we were all better then that but you just keep proving us wrong. We won't bother wasting our time here anymore. Been a Skins fan longer the most of you were born and always will be. And you critize our paragraphs? That's ****ing pathetic! "Why so serious?" Now you're referring to yourself as we? Schizophrenia...party of 12!? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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