Toe Jam Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Life will never be the same again :point2sky:point2sky I must say that I'm very pleased by this new invention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fletch_Lives59 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 they need one of these on the floor right below mine...don't know what those programmers eat but it's peeling the paint off the walls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I love how this is listed on CNN's website under "Breaking News" as if it is somehow important that this news gets out quickly. Maybe it should be under windbreaking news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 BOOOO what am I gonna leave my one night stands with to remember me by???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Just flush right after dropping a duece, the smell isnt bad and goes away quickly , i do it all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Just flush right after dropping a duece, the smell isnt bad and goes away quickly , i do it all the time but than you gotta avoid the water splash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 but than you gotta avoid the water splash Yea but if you can gague how big the load is going to be, you can time is just right and flush slightly ahead of time, that cuts down on splashage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoot Point Really Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 In related news, they found someone who has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Get back to me when they can make my butt odorless. By the way, has anybody ever been in public and wondered what it would be like if farts weren't colorless? No more letting one slip and hurrying off to the side to watch people walk into it.. No more blaming it on the person standing next to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoot Point Really Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Get back to me when they can make my butt odorless. Technically, your butt should be odorless... Unless you are just plain dirty. You may want to wipe more thoroughly. If that fails, I recommend those flushable wipes and maybe a little baby powder to absorb excess moisture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Technically, your butt should be odorless... Unless you are just plain dirty. You may want to wipe more thoroughly. If that fails, I recommend those flushable wipes and maybe a little baby powder to absorb excess moisture. You saying you don't fart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskool Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 This completely takes the grump out of taking a grumpy. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Life will never be the same again:point2sky:point2sky I must say that I'm very pleased by this new invention. Not half as pleased as your family is going to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 In related news, they found someone who has Wow...that really is phenomenal work...:notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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