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Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’

Some scenarios law officers just can’t be trained for, such as finding a bag of marijuana produced from the rectal area of a female recently engaged in coitus with another female.

Responding to a call of a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of the Dollar General Store on US 231 shortly before 1 a.m. Friday , deputies found two partially nude females, ages 24 and 20, engaged in sexual activity in a 2005 white Nissan.

After allowing the women to get dressed, Deputies observed multiple white pills in the vehicle, according to a Bay County Sheriff’s Office incident report. The 20-year-old woman told officers the pills, a generic form of Lower Tab Lortab, were hers and she did not have a prescription for them. The woman then confessed to having a baggie of marijuana, which she “retrieved…from her rectum.”

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Man pleads guilty to indecent exposure

A Gettysburg man accused of walking out of his home naked, then challenging his neighbors to a karate fight pleaded guilty to charges of indecent exposure in Adams County court.

The charges filed against Gary Jones, 47, of 4820 Old Harrisburg Road, Lot 6, are considered a misdemeanor of the first degree since three of those who saw him naked are under the age of 16.

Under a plea agreement reached with the Adams County District Attorney's office, Jones will spend one month in jail, two months on house arrest and 21 months on probation, and is restricted from any contact with his neighbors. He is also to pay a $200 fine.

According to court documents, Jones was allegedly under the influence of alcohol when the Aug. 1 incident occurred.

He is accused of walking out of his home, completely naked. He walked up to Dennis Hucks, Gary Kerns and Andrea Orndorff, according to state police. He told the men he knew karate, and asked if they wanted to fight.

Huck's three children were playing in the yard at the time, according to court documents.

According to police, Jones said he knew leaving the house naked was illegal, but he was a "serious martial artist."

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Naked Man Shows Up at Police Station With Plastic Wrap Underwear

So, a naked man walks into a police station wearing nothing but Saran Wrap around his waist and the bartender says . . .

No, it's not the start of a bad joke. Police in Indialantic, Florida (where else?) say that about 7:30 am Monday a nearly naked man walked into their lobby and talked to a female dispatcher. According to the official report, the man--who barely spoke and then only in screams--wore only clear plastic wrap around his waist that "left nothing to the imagination." (Hopefully, he was using Reynold's new "Plastic Weener Wrap." It's supposed to keep your junk 43% fresher!) The guy would only tell them that that he had been robbed and needed a pair of pants. Well, duh!

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Now here's the best part of the story: Indialantic officers did not arrest this lunatic, but instead gave him a pair of shorts and let him walk out of the station! Of course, a short while later someone reported a man passed out in the local park and when officers approached, they found that the same nude dude had removed the previously reported shorts and was--not surprisingly--very combative and, according to an officer, ". . . would not keep his clothes on. He didn't like the clothing. We gave him a pair of shorts and it wasn't good enough." The man was eventually taken to the hospital for evaluation and, hopefully, given real pants this time.

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Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone

Jennifer Linn

Thursday, March 19, 2009

A 14-year-old Saginaw boy has been charged with strong-arm robbery and assault in juvenile court after he pushed a woman and broke her cell phone while taking a walk naked with a large white poodle in Hart Township Monday, police say.

Lt. Craig Mast of the Oceana County Sheriff’s Office said a 14-year-old youth walked away from a youth behavioral treatment facility Monday morning, stripped down, and was with a “giant” white poodle when he approached a woman working in her yard just after 11:30 a.m. Monday in the area of Oceana Drive and Lake Road.

“The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar,” Mast said.

When the woman asked the boy if he was all right, he told her some statements that didn’t make much sense, Mast said. The boy said his mother had kicked him out of her home in the Saginaw area.

When the woman, 53, of Hart Township, got out her cell phone to call for help for the boy, he assaulted her, pushing her in the upper chest, and took her phone. He fled the scene and broke the phone in half, the sheriff’s office stated.

The woman went to a neighbor’s house and called 911.

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Police said the couple, a Caucasian man and an ethnic Chinese woman in their 20s, had been arrested and released on bail. If convicted under Singapore law, they could face a fine of maximum fine of S$2000 ($1,330), up to 3 months in jail, or both.

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What, no caning?? I'm disappointed.

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I love the idiot saying the whole world is watching. Yeah, the whole world watched as 3 cops calmly pleaded with a guy who was breaking the law to stop breaking the law before finally resolving to arrest, which he decided to resist. He's lucky he didn't catch an elbow to the chin the way he was patting the officer's shoulder.

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ewww!!! did anyone see the boil on the naked guy in the "naked wizard video"?

nasty

This has to be the best post for the video..

"We have another term for people who show their junk in public: sex offender. This woman got what she deserved."

LMAO!!!! Comic Gold!!

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Naked man arrested at Stratford beach

By Daniel Tepfer

Staff writer

Updated: 04/27/2009 07:35:18 PM EDT

STRATFORD -- A local man, who told police he was reliving the life of Jesus, was taken into custody for being nude Sunday on Short Beach.

Police received complaints from several beachgoers enjoying the unseasonably warm temperatures that there was an unclothed man on the beach.

Angelo Dicks, 31, of Gregory Circle, was allegedly lying nude on the sand close to a number of families with young children, according to officers sent to the scene.

When Dicks was told nudity is not allowed on the public beach, he allegedly responded that he was imitating Jesus, adding that he did not want to have a bikini line.

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Port St. Lucie man accused of running loose naked, vandalism

PORT ST. LUCIE — Police arrested a 23-year-old man accused of "running around naked" and vandalizing electronic gates in St. Lucie West, according to an affidavit released Friday.

John C. Chapman, of the 2000 block of Southwest Beard Street, faces felony criminal mischief and misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charges following the alleged incidents that began late Thursday.

Shortly before 11 p.m. Thursday, an officer was dispatched to the Country Club Estates community for a report of vandalized front and rear electronic gates and a speed limit sign.

At the scene, a woman said an unoccupied gray 1999 Saturn was at 1100 S.W. Maplewood Drive in Heatherwood Estates blocking the entrance. The Saturn reportedly had flat tires and its engine was running.

Meanwhile, police got a report in Heatherwood Estates about a "naked man running around," the affidavit states.

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Naked man found in parked car

BRADENTON - A Manatee County man faces charges after being found naked in an unlocked parked car, the Bradenton Police Department said.

According to the arrest report, a witness notified officers of an unknown man knocking at his door at 2 a.m. Monday near the 4900 block of West 34th Avenue.

Officers who responded to the call found Joshua Graden, 21, of Osprey, naked in a vehicle parked in a private driveway on 34th Avenue.

The report said Graden told the officers that he did not know where he was or what was going on.

The owner of the unlocked vehicle was notified of the incident and wished to press charges.

Graden faces charges on burglary and resisting arrest without violence.

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By Daniel Tepfer

Staff writer

Updated: 04/27/2009 07:35:18 PM EDT

STRATFORD -- A local man, who told police he was reliving the life of Jesus, was taken into custody for being nude Sunday on Short Beach.

Police received complaints from several beachgoers enjoying the unseasonably warm temperatures that there was an unclothed man on the beach.

Angelo Dicks, 31, of Gregory Circle, was allegedly lying nude on the sand close to a number of families with young children, according to officers sent to the scene.

Really? Angelo Dicks?

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Naked burglar checks out wedding dresses

Looking for warm clothes, a naked intruder tried to rob a bridal store near Würzburg early Wednesday morning. Finding nothing that fit, he fled but was arrested by police not long thereafter.

The 35-year-old man threw a flower pot at the glass door of the bridal shop in the Bavarian town of Wildflecken, police reported Wednesday.

The burglar rummaged through the racks, apparently finding nothing suitable. He fled the scene but had been cut by glass shards when he broke the glass doors.

Police were able to track him down by following the trail of blood he left. The police could not explain why the man was unclothed.

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Trapped nude with a dryer on his head

Don't ask Dave Chapman why he climbed into the clothes dryer, it's an answer that eludes even him.

All he will say is the experience that followed won't be repeated.

His experience involves one pair of underpants, a Hoover 5050 ED heavy-duty dryer (with a 5kg load-bearing capability) and Dave.

He had been drinking with a few mates at Waipopo, near Timaru, on Saturday and went to change his clothes. When it came to finding a pair of undies to put on, Dave checked the dryer.

"By that time, I'd had a fair bit to drink; I don't know what flaming possessed me to get in it. I was trying to find these undies when everything just got stuck."

Dave, who still hadn't found the clothes to cover his lower half, managed to fit his head, shoulders and arms into the dryer in his search for appropriate clothing.

"I thought my undies were there, but obviously not."

Wedged in the 30cm-wide opening of the hot, recently used dryer up to his armpits, Dave let out a cry for help. By this stage, the heat from the dried clothes was getting to him. "I was panicking because there was no air," he said.

Thrashing around in a desperate bid to escape, Dave found his situation get worse. The dryer, which sat on another one, fell to the floor, on top of him. "Somehow I managed to move the whole thing. I fell over with it on my head."

His friends lifted the device back to its resting place, with Dave still stuck inside. Soon after they were joined by ambulance staff, a female police officer and the Washdyke and Temuka fire brigades.

A naked Dave found his nether regions exposed to the world. "They told me to remain calm and all that stuff. I said: 'Well you get in here'."

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Cops: Man went naked to dental appointment

STRATFORD -- A 41-year-old man was arrested after appearing for a dental appointment without a lick of clothing, police said.

Christopher Hoff, of Masarik Avenue, was naked -- and five days late -- when he showed up for a Monday appointment at Optimus Dental on Honeyspot Road. He was charged with two counts of disorderly conduct and one count each of public indecency and failure to comply with fingerprinting. He is being held in lieu of $10,000 bond.

When Hoff entered the dental office completely naked Monday afternoon, the startled female receptionist began screaming, police said. He ran from the office, police said, onto Honeyspot Road.

When officers arrived a short time later, several people pointed out the direction in which the "naked guy" had run.

Officers later went to Hoff's home where he answered the door dressed in blue shorts. While he admitted being a patient of the dental practice, he claimed he had been home sleeping all day, police said.

They said they drove him back to the dental office where the receptionist identified him.

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