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'Manure-Bomb' Thieves Fall Into Dung, Flee Crime Scene Naked

BERLIN, Germany — A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said on Friday.

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Police Arrest Naked Bus Hijacker

Maybe he lost his shirt at a casino. Police in Las Vegas say they arrested a naked man who stole a beer and then hijacked a bus several miles northeast of the Strip.

A police spokesman says the man fled from a convenience store when an officer arrived to investigate a report of a shoplifter Tuesday.

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Ship man jailed after naked trip to Sheetz

By Dale Heberlig

July 8, 2008

A Shippensburg man landed in Cumberland County Prison Tuesday after a naked early-morning excursion.

Police in Shippensburg say Brett Tyler Schatte, 21, walked into the Sheetz convenience store wearing no clothing around 2:49 a.m. Schatte reportedly ate a Slim Jim and a bag of chips and downed a bottle of Gatorade, then accosted a female customer.

According to police, Schatte approached a 20-year-old woman, pulled up her shirt and tried to pull down her skirt before the woman’s boyfriend intervened and escorted Schatte outside.

According to arrest papers, Schatte grabbed a jug of windshield washer fluid outside the store and threw it at the woman’s rescuer, then fled north on North Queen Street.

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Ship man jailed after naked trip to Sheetz

By Dale Heberlig

July 8, 2008

A Shippensburg man landed in Cumberland County Prison Tuesday after a naked early-morning excursion.

Police in Shippensburg say Brett Tyler Schatte, 21, walked into the Sheetz convenience store wearing no clothing around 2:49 a.m. Schatte reportedly ate a Slim Jim and a bag of chips and downed a bottle of Gatorade, then accosted a female customer.

According to police, Schatte approached a 20-year-old woman, pulled up her shirt and tried to pull down her skirt before the woman’s boyfriend intervened and escorted Schatte outside.

According to arrest papers, Schatte grabbed a jug of windshield washer fluid outside the store and threw it at the woman’s rescuer, then fled north on North Queen Street.

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Look at that...

MSF is in the news.:)

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Ship man jailed after naked trip to Sheetz

By Dale Heberlig

July 8, 2008

A Shippensburg man landed in Cumberland County Prison Tuesday after a naked early-morning excursion.

Police in Shippensburg say Brett Tyler Schatte, 21, walked into the Sheetz convenience store wearing no clothing around 2:49 a.m. Schatte reportedly ate a Slim Jim and a bag of chips and downed a bottle of Gatorade, then accosted a female customer.

According to police, Schatte approached a 20-year-old woman, pulled up her shirt and tried to pull down her skirt before the woman’s boyfriend intervened and escorted Schatte outside.

According to arrest papers, Schatte grabbed a jug of windshield washer fluid outside the store and threw it at the woman’s rescuer, then fled north on North Queen Street.

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Somehow suspecting that alcohol was involved.

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Stop. Hammer Time!

Indiana kook busted for lewd act that involved tool, motor oil

AUGUST 6--While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man's front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa. For the dirty details, you'll have to read the below [linked] Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil.

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Naked man arrested in Kennewick after chasing garbage truck

By the Herald staff

A naked 30-year-old Kennewick man was arrested early Monday for allegedly fondling himself while following a garbage truck.

Kennewick police were called at 7:15 a.m. to an apartment complex at 1138 W. 10th Ave., after a Waste Management driver reported seeing a naked man outside, Sgt. Brian Swartswalter said.

The man, later identified as Johnathon Cecil Foster, then went into a garage, put on some white shorts and followed the garbage truck while fondling himself, Swartswalter said. Foster also was reportedly seen urinating in public.

Officers found Foster, who had run away, and caught him trying to hide near one of the buildings, Swartswalter said.

Foster said he had been in an apartment and had gone outside to drink some alcohol and smoke, Swartswalter said.

He told police he then realized he locked himself out and walked over and urinated just as the garbage truck pulled up, Swartswalter said.

Foster claimed he had his shorts on the whole time and just dropped them down while relieving himself.

He said he followed the garbage truck because he was upset that the driver was looking at him, Swartswalter said.

Foster was arrested and booked into the Benton County jail on suspicion of lewd conduct and urinating in public.

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Naked Woman Leads KC Police On Chase

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A woman stripped naked and then led police on a high-speed chase through the streets of Kansas City Thursday night, officers said.

The pursuit ended in south Kansas City near Holmes and Red Bridge roads, which was nearly 20 miles south of where she first fled from police.

Officers said the woman was seen running naked through her apartment complex at 12th Street and Woodland Avenue. A neighbor told police that the woman was high on drugs.

At times, the chase reached speeds of 80 mph.

Police said the woman nearly hit an officer, who was putting down stop sticks in the road.

The chase ended when the woman's front tire was shredded from running over stop sticks.

When police caught up with her, they discovered she had two sons in the back seat, ages 6 and 8. The boys are staying with a family member.

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Naked suspect dies after stun gun use

VANCOUVER, British Columbia, Oct. 1 (UPI) -- A naked man who was a bank robbery suspect near Vancouver, Canada, died after Royal Canadian Mounted Police used a stun gun on him, the RCMP said.

The incident happened Tuesday in suburban Langley, British Columbia, after someone witnessed a man fleeing a bank that had just been robbed. He called police and followed the man to a residence.

RCMP Cpl. Peter Thiessen said as officers deployed outside, they heard a man and woman arguing loudly then they got a surprise.

"At one point, an unknown male fell through, or broke through a living room window from the second floor, landing on the ground below (naked)," Thiessen said. "He had severe cuts, lacerations, severe chest wounds."

Despite his injuries, Thiessen said the man wrestled with officers and even ignored a police dog.

"So with the interest of public safety, and the interest of the potential victim inside the residence and the interest of officer safety, they utilized their conducted energy weapon (a Taser)," Thiessen said.

The man was later pronounced dead in a hospital, and an autopsy was scheduled, the Vancouver Sun reported.

The woman in the house was arrested for questioning, police said.

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Naked Woman Leads KC Police On Chase

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A woman stripped naked and then led police on a high-speed chase through the streets of Kansas City Thursday night, officers said.

The pursuit ended in south Kansas City near Holmes and Red Bridge roads, which was nearly 20 miles south of where she first fled from police.

Officers said the woman was seen running naked through her apartment complex at 12th Street and Woodland Avenue. A neighbor told police that the woman was high on drugs.

At times, the chase reached speeds of 80 mph.

Police said the woman nearly hit an officer, who was putting down stop sticks in the road.

The chase ended when the woman's front tire was shredded from running over stop sticks.

When police caught up with her, they discovered she had two sons in the back seat, ages 6 and 8. The boys are staying with a family member.

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Perhaps this is what got the Chiefs all fired up for their victory. Any of you Redskins ladies wanting to duplicate the feat, please do not take drugs and leave your children at home.

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Naked Man Arrested At A Vanderburgh County Park

VANDERBURGH COUNTY - When Vanderburgh County Sheriff's deputies got a call about a man masturbating in a county park, neither they nor the caller knew what they were about to find.

"We didn't know what he was doing, but we knew it's not right to have your pants down in a park," says witness Jeff Niemeier.

On scene, deputies found 55-year old Larry Williamson sitting on a picnic table naked, masturbating, with a metal rod protruding from his penis.

"Fortunately there weren't any kids or families present. He has since told us he'd gone there in the past to gratify himself," Vanderburgh County Sheriff Eric Williams says.

"We saw him two or three times this past week," Niemeier says. "Just sitting at picnic tables watching children."

The picnic table where deputies found Williamson naked was only feet away from the playground. Deputies say he's been arrested twice before for public indecency and nudity and he's banned from all city parks.

A search of Williamson's car showed deputies the metal rod was just one of many props he'd taken to the park with him.

"He had a lot of unusual things in his car that we thought were suspicious in nature," Williams says.

Among those: binoculars, sex toys, male enhancement drugs, lotions, a small dog, candy and bags of cotton candy-things often used to lure children.

"We're not saying that's what was going on, but it sure does send up some red flags for us," says Williams

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Naked man found wedged in chimney

A naked man found wedged in the chimney of a supermarket in Wigan has been arrested on suspicion of burglary.

Police officers discovered him trapped in a chimney breast of a Tesco Express store on Ormskirk Road, Pemberton.

Firefighters were called to rescue the man who had become trapped in the chimney as he tried to get out.

Police said that because the man was naked he was taken to hospital as a precaution but was treated and discharged before being arrested.

A GMP spokeswoman said: "It is believed some of his clothes came off as a result of him struggling to get out of the chimney."

A 22-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of burglary and remains in police custody.

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Man Strips Naked, Climbs Cell Phone Tower: Can You Hear Me Now?

Can you hear me now? My guess is that you can SEE me now, especially if my name is Andrew Arnold of Collin County, Texas. Mr. Arnold, according to cops, decided he liked the looks of a cell phone tower in small town of Lowry Crossing, stripped off his clothes and started climbing. Here's more from the Dallas Morning News:

For reasons he has yet to explain to authorities, he spent seven hours in the buff on the cellphone tower. About 4:40 p.m. Wednesday, authorities said, Collin County sheriff's deputies approached Mr. Arnold after they'd gotten several calls about a man acting strangely.

He ran away from the deputies. Initially, witnesses said, Mr. Arnold was wearing only jeans. But by the time he jumped a fence and climbed 15 feet up the tower, officers said, he had disrobed entirely.

Sheriff's Lt. John Norton said a negotiator was called to the scene, and Mr. Arnold finally agreed to descend shortly before midnight. He was charged with criminal trespass, disorderly conduct and fleeing from police.

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Stop. Hammer Time!

Indiana kook busted for lewd act that involved tool, motor oil

AUGUST 6--While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man's front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa. For the dirty details, you'll have to read the below [linked] Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil.

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I have no idea of how I missed this. Freaking hysterical.

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Naked Japan major nabbed with women's underwear

Nov 7, 2:46 pm ETTOKYO (Reuters) – A male Japanese air force major caught naked while shopping for women's underwear has been suspended from his duties for 10 days, a spokeswoman at his base said on Friday.

The man, on his way home from a late-night farewell party for a colleague in early September, stripped off his clothes behind a convenience store before going in and buying panties and pantyhose.

"He had just his wallet and his shoes on him," said the spokeswoman from the Matsushima air base in Miyagi, northern Japan.

"He thought it would be funny if he went into the store stark naked, that it would surprise people."

There was no one else in the store but the store clerk, who called the police shortly after the man left the store. Papers were filed against him on suspicion of indecent exposure.

The incident follows a series of scandals for Japan's military. The air force's top general was sacked last week for saying Japan was not an aggressor in World War Two, angering China and South Korea where bitter memories remain over Tokyo's past military aggression.

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Naked man found in rainforest near Cairns

A NAKED man was found in dense rainforest south of Cairns in a bizarre rescue that has searchers scratching their heads.

The man, 27, spent a cold night huddled among the trees on a steep ridge behind Bingil Bay at Mission Beach after losing his way, and his clothes, in the rainforest.

He was found sitting on a log in the nude.

Rescuers hauled themselves up a steep rainforested hill to get to him in territory they yesterday called "billygoat country".

"He was sitting there with scratches all over him," teenage searcher Brad Figallo said.

"We saw him and it was like, oh geeze. He'd said he needed some help. But we weren't expecting that.

"But he was more relieved than embarrassed to see us … he told us he thought he was going to die up there."

Police described the man as disorientated, scratched but otherwise not hurt when they found him about 10.30am on Saturday.

Sen-Constable Tony Cliffe said the man told searchers, police and ambulance officers he had no idea how he got up the ridge or where his clothes were.

He said he had been fishing near the spot the previous afternoon.

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Naked man found in rainforest near Cairns

A NAKED man was found in dense rainforest south of Cairns in a bizarre rescue that has searchers scratching their heads.

The man, 27, spent a cold night huddled among the trees on a steep ridge behind Bingil Bay at Mission Beach after losing his way, and his clothes, in the rainforest.

He was found sitting on a log in the nude.

Rescuers hauled themselves up a steep rainforested hill to get to him in territory they yesterday called "billygoat country".

"He was sitting there with scratches all over him," teenage searcher Brad Figallo said.

"We saw him and it was like, oh geeze. He'd said he needed some help. But we weren't expecting that.

"But he was more relieved than embarrassed to see us … he told us he thought he was going to die up there."

Police described the man as disorientated, scratched but otherwise not hurt when they found him about 10.30am on Saturday.

Sen-Constable Tony Cliffe said the man told searchers, police and ambulance officers he had no idea how he got up the ridge or where his clothes were.

He said he had been fishing near the spot the previous afternoon.

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Was it this guy? john_doe.jpg

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Naked man found in rainforest near Cairns

A NAKED man was found in dense rainforest south of Cairns in a bizarre rescue that has searchers scratching their heads.

The man, 27, spent a cold night huddled among the trees on a steep ridge behind Bingil Bay at Mission Beach after losing his way, and his clothes, in the rainforest.

He was found sitting on a log in the nude.

Rescuers hauled themselves up a steep rainforested hill to get to him in territory they yesterday called "billygoat country".

"He was sitting there with scratches all over him," teenage searcher Brad Figallo said.

"We saw him and it was like, oh geeze. He'd said he needed some help. But we weren't expecting that.

"But he was more relieved than embarrassed to see us … he told us he thought he was going to die up there."

Police described the man as disorientated, scratched but otherwise not hurt when they found him about 10.30am on Saturday.

Sen-Constable Tony Cliffe said the man told searchers, police and ambulance officers he had no idea how he got up the ridge or where his clothes were.

He said he had been fishing near the spot the previous afternoon.

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It's Bruce Bannor..

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KoolBlue, you live in Buck's county, right? ;)

Naked man targets women in Bucks County

The Associated Press

9:27 AM EST, November 19, 2008

BUCKINGHAM, Pa. (AP) - Police in suburban Philadelphia are looking for a man who has been taking off his clothes and approaching women.

Police in Buckingham Township in Bucks County say the man grabbed a woman who was out jogging on Monday afternoon and held her in a bear hug. He then fled in a small silver sport utility vehicle.

Earlier in the day, police say, a woman walking along a trail in Nockamixon State Park was approached twice by a naked man fitting the description of the man in the Buckingham incident. He fled without assaulting the woman.

The same man is also believed to be responsible for a similar incident reported by a woman in Middletown Township on Nov. 11.

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Taser Used To Subdue Naked Man In Washington Chapel

Tuesday, November 25, 2008 – updated: 5:23 pm EST November 25, 2008

WASHINGTON, Pa. -- Washington police officers had to use a Taser to subdue a naked man reading Bible passages inside the City Mission on West Wheeling Street Sunday night.

Officers said that the 6-foot-4, 300-pound Baltimore-area man would not respond to requests from police to get on the ground.

The suspect was reportedly standing in the pulpit acting as if he was giving a sermon. Police said that the man’s clothes were in a pile on the chapel floor.

A few people were in the chapel at the time. Police said others left because they were frightened.

The suspect was taken to Washington Hospital to receive treatment.

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Police in Shippensburg say Brett Tyler Schatte, 21, walked into the Sheetz convenience store wearing no clothing around 2:49 a.m. Schatte reportedly ate a Slim Jim and a bag of chips and downed a bottle of Gatorade, then accosted a female customer.

Isn't Buford now sporting a Sheetz sig?

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KoolBlue, you live in Buck's county, right? ;)

Earlier in the day, police say, a woman walking along a trail in Nockamixon State Park

Um, right by the park. That one, yes, ah, uh ummmm.

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Naked man escapes flaming tanning bed

A Regina man escaped serious injury when a tanning session went seriously wrong and his tanning bed went up in flames.

The Regina Leader-Post is reporting that the incident happened at the Millenium Tanning Salon in downtown Regina.

From their story:

A bigger person could not have escaped the tanning bed that went up in flames at a downtown Regina salon late this morning, says the man who squeezed out to safety after realizing something had gone very wrong.

Jason Viles was in the bed at Millenium Tanning Salon when something didn’t seem right. He heard a pop, saw some flames and knew he had to get out.

Unable to lift the lid, he had to push a stereo out of the way to push himself through a one-foot opening in the bed to get out. He then alerted staff member Jennifer Weber.

“A guy came in and said his bed was on fire,” said Weber, who was still shaking an hour later from the shock of the morning’s events.

CBC has an interview with Viles including some inadvertently hilarious quotes:

"I had no idea it was going to burst, you know, into flames," he said. "I was just thinking, 'Oh my God, what's going to happen?'"

The naked Viles grabbed his clothes and rushed to safety, as did other people in the salon at the time. Viles suffered some minor burns on his stomach.

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Naked couple surprises diners in stroll

SINGAPORE (Reuters) – A couple treated open air diners to a 15-minute naked parade in Singapore, triggering both embarrassment and applause for a scene almost unheard of in the conservative city-state.

Pub manager Terence Chia told the Straits Times newspaper he saw the couple taking off their clothes Saturday night at a staircase in a block of flats in Holland Village, known for its popular nightspots.

"Then, clothes in hand, they coolly walked in their flip-flops toward the market," he said, adding when the couple did a U-turn a sea of spectators was ready and poised with cameras.

"There were more than 200 people and everyone was taking pictures," the newspaper Wednesday quoted Chia as saying. "Even women were busy clicking and people were cheering, whistling and applauding like crazy."

Police said the couple, a Caucasian man and an ethnic Chinese woman in their 20s, had been arrested and released on bail. If convicted under Singapore law, they could face a fine of maximum fine of S$2000 ($1,330), up to 3 months in jail, or both.

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Swiss tell naked German ramblers to take a hike

Hordes of naked German hikers, who have recently taken to rambling across the Swiss alps au naturel, have been warned to cover up on this spring or face fines under new legislation aimed at curbing the growing pastime.

The Swiss canton of Appenzell Innerrhoden has said it will slap fines of 200 francs (£122) on tourists going naked in the Alps, according to reports.

"We were forced to introduce the legislation against this indecent practice before the warm weather starts," Melchior Looser, the justice and police minister of the canton, told the Guardian.

He said that until now "boot-only hikers" had been free to wander without clothes because was no law to stop them.

So, just in time for the start of the hiking season, the authorities have made one. The fines will start from Feb 9.

The new restrictions have been met with dismay by naked ramblers.

Dietmar, a German lawyer, said he was sad to hear of the Swiss changes. "We simply try to tune into nature," he said. "It's the most harmless pursuit possible."

Appenzell Innerrhoden is known for its beautiful landscape. Last year an internet campaign by a lobby group of hikers declared it to be a "naked rambler paradise", prompting a rush of visitors.

“We have been receiving many complaints,” Markus Dörig, a spokesman for the government of the Appenzell Innerrhoden canton, told The Times. “The local people are upset and we in the government share their concern. How would one feel if one was to go walking in nature and suddenly came across a group of naked people?”

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Nude man Tasered going to Bay City church

by Ryan J. Stanton | The Bay City Times

Friday February 20, 2009

A nude man was Tasered by police Friday morning before he could enter St. Mary of the Assumption Catholic Church in Bay City.

Bay City Police Sgt. Gordon Cameron said the man - believed to be 26 or 27 - indicated to police he was having problems with his parents and walked to the church without so much as a pair of shoes on.

"He wanted to go to the church," Cameron said. "I don't know why."

Police did not release the man's name.

Cameron said the man, who lives on Bay City's West Side, was Tasered by Officer Troy Sierras after he refused to cooperate. Police said the man made several derogatory remarks and cursed at them.

The man, still naked, was detained face down in the church parking lot at 11:45 a.m., surrounded by about seven Bay City police officers and firefighters. Blood dripped from his face, an injury sustained from falling on the pavement after being Tasered, police said.

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