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Some Jack off keeps banging on my door at 2 am


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So I slept pretty good last night and woke up to find flour all over my porch and lawn?

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Damn it.......Me, Hognose, and Zoony were gonna come by to make you breakfast. I was supposed to supply the flour for the biscuits, which I accidentally spilled everywhere, Hognose was supposed to bring the Crisco, and Zoony was supposed to bring the Milk, but neither of them showed up.

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Damn it.......Me, Hognose, and Zoony were gonna come by to make you breakfast. I was supposed to supply the flour for the biscuits, which I accidentally spilled everywhere, Hognose was supposed to bring the Crisco, and Zoony was supposed to bring the Milk, but neither of them showed up.

They were out of Crisco so I got some Charmin. :paranoid: What a minute..that doesn't sound right. :doh:

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get a realistic looking airsoft handgun and scare the mother****er. what state do you live in? check your local and state gun and self/property defense laws and have some fun (within the law of course). personally I'd wait in a chair on my porch with an airsoft shotgun (in the dark, who can tell?) and go from there. I stay up late anyways.

for you, the man who values sleep, get a motion light or a cheep video camera survalence (sp?) thing and deter him from coming again (especially if you live in a state with ***** assault with a weapon laws).

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I just ordered some land mines.

Im also gonna hide in tree with a bow and arrow.

has it happened again? I was wondering how things were going with this. My buddy read your post and he thinks its juvinle boys who just learned how to sneak out of their house.

Its the beginning of Summer, and you say it happens around 2:00am? That right when my parents would be in deep sleep and its about the time i used to sneak out as well when i was young. Does it happen mostly on weekends or weeknights?

Either way, you seem to be handling it well, as I hope your parents are. A lot better then I would be handling it at least. Id be waiting for them, and would do them severe harm. I commend you and your family for your patience.

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