RedskinsFanInTX Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 It's Obama! He wants you to vote for him this fall. Just leave him a note on the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Damn you Mick, you beat me to the bear pepper spray suggestion. However, I'd reiterate that it's a heck of a great idea. Just jump out of some nearby shrubbery and pop goes the weasel. You can then waltz over the the phone and call the cops...no hurry. When did MSF get banned and for what? And why did nobody call me to let me know? I left explicit orders that I was to be notified as soon as it happened. Now I've got to plan a board shindig without any advance notice. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Damn you Mick, you beat me to the bear pepper spray suggestion. However, I'd reiterate that it's a heck of a great idea. Just jump out of some nearby shrubbery and pop goes the weasel. You can then waltz over the the phone and call the cops...no hurry. When did MSF get banned and for what? And why did nobody call me to let me know? I left explicit orders that I was to be notified as soon as it happened. Now I've got to plan a board shindig without any advance notice. :mad: MSF got banned for making an ignorant, stupid ass comment about Sean Taylor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 12, 2008 Author Share Posted June 12, 2008 MSF would have had a classic response in this thread for sure. I really do think it is the person I suspect. Someone I wish were in jail or didn't live near me at all. I would approach him but that would most likely end in a fight and he has carried brass knuckles and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Well at least now I know Who_Del's at least keeping busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 MSF would have had a classic response in this thread for sure.I really do think it is the person I suspect. Someone I wish were in jail or didn't live near me at all. I would approach him but that would most likely end in a fight and he has carried brass knuckles and such. Well if thats the person you think it is, that's kinda creepy. Not much you can do, but if you have a 12 gauge handy, the sound of the shell dropping into the chamber should suffice quite nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 You need to set trip flares up around the front of your house. When one is set off shoot first ask questions later. There is nothing like the sound of a 50 cal at 2 in the morning. And you have to yell "die mother****er die" while shooting in 3-5 second bursts. This will solve your knocking problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 13, 2008 Author Share Posted June 13, 2008 Well at least now I know Who_Del's at least keeping busy. How's he doing? Its been a long time now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 How's he doing? Its been a long time now. tk just has him doing chores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 . I would approach him but that would most likely end in a fight and he has carried brass knuckles and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSkins561 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 WVU, in all seriousness, do you own a gun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 13, 2008 Author Share Posted June 13, 2008 WVU, in all seriousness, do you own a gun? No. No one in my house does. Ive thought about getting one before, but never did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFromYellowstone Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Had the same thing happen to me last night. Around 1 AM, somebody knocked very loudly and rang the doorbell a million times. Probably some kids in the neighborhood, but thought it was funny it happened to both of us. If you can find a relatively inexpensive camera, I'd say thats the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSkins561 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 No. No one in my house does.Ive thought about getting one before, but never did. If you really think this guy is dangerous and beyond just knocking on the door, you might want to call the police. In the mean time, take a safety course and get a shotgun. Shotguns are very effective for home protection and you don't have to worry about a bullet flying through your kids walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 13, 2008 Author Share Posted June 13, 2008 Thanks to all for the good advice and some good jokes. If it happens again I will probably file a police report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Good luck, man. The hour is fast approaching! Whatever you do. Don't go see that movie....... :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 WVU, you know what I think you should do ? You should - Oh damn, it's almost 2am......I forgot i have an appointment to make at someone's house, gotta go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 No knocking tonight....just a Charmin Party!:wavetowel WVU's House- 7am on Friday the 13th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 No knocking tonight....just a Charmin Party!:wavetowelWVU's House- 7am on Friday the 13th 2 Things : 1) You forgot to mention it's going to be USED Charmin. 2) You forgot to include WVU's address : 6840 Floyd Ave Springfield, VA 22150 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 2 Things :1) You forgot to mention it's going to be USED Charmin. 2) You forgot to include WVU's address : 6840 Floyd Ave Springfield, VA 22150 Weird... I just drove past that house about 40 minutes ago, and there was this beautiful naked woman banging on the door looking for a no-strings encounter. She agreed to go with me cuz after all, UMD>WVU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 It's almost 3, here's hoping WVU wakes up in the morning and has an awesome story about bashing some skulls or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BayouBrave86 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 I hope it isn't these people. If they ask if Tamara is there, call 911. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Ahhh, dont ya just love the heavily violent-minded group we got here ? Only in America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 13, 2008 Author Share Posted June 13, 2008 So I slept pretty good last night and woke up to find flour all over my porch and lawn? WTF? Probably slept through the banging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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