WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 This past week there have been a couple loud bangs on my door in the middle of the night waking up my family. Of course, no one is there when we answer. Classic door bell ditch. I wouldn't give a **** but, it has happend more than a couple times and its a pain to wake up to this **** when you have to go to work very early. I don't necessarily expect this to stop. What would you all do? This is pissin me off and needs to stop. I would wait up and beat some ass but that isn't a good idea since I need to get my sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I would stay up one night and wait for them with a baseball bat and an acetelyne torch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Smear dog feces all over the door. That'll teach him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baculus Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Yeah, I'd stay up for one night, if it persists, to ambush the person, then threaten to call the police if you do catch them. Either that, or place a remote camera (you can buy IP-based wireless cameras from Radio Shack) and record the culprit: Maybe it will be a neighborhood kid that you can identify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Get a metal door and send an electrical current through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVAbrendan Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 have fun with it, there are a million things you can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllAboutSkins08 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 get rid of your door. then he'll have nothing to knock on. :obvious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 rig a spring-loaded boxing glove at crotch level where the tension is released from banging on the door. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 12, 2008 Author Share Posted June 12, 2008 Yeah, I'd stay up for one night, if it persists, to ambush the person, then threaten to call the police if you do catch them. Either that, or place a remote camera (you can buy IP-based wireless cameras from Radio Shack) and record the culprit: Maybe it will be a neighborhood kid that you can identify. hmm thats an idea. How much to these cameras cost? I don't know if its worth it though. What can the police do in these kinds of things? And school is still going on so if it is a neighborhood kid then they are out at 2 am on a school night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnativenerd Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Maybe he's doing exactly what you said he was doing. If that's the case, put a big picture of Jesus on your door with an "O RLY?" caption on the bottom. He won't be around there anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Get a door with a little compartment in it that has a boxing glove on a spring, and when he knocks, it punches him in the face. Edit: Dammit Zoony. :finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 12, 2008 Author Share Posted June 12, 2008 get rid of your door. then he'll have nothing to knock on. :obvious: :laugh: :laugh: No more jokes. We have a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 maybe they are in your neighborhood filming: The Strangers 2am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Claymore antipersonnel mines would also be effective, but you'd ruin your lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I'd go to sleep really early and then wake up at 1:30ish in the morning and hang out and wait, as soon as you hear it jump out with a bat, gun, etc. and scare the piss out of them. That way you can get some good sleep and go back to bed when it's done, if you're lucky maybe you can pop them with the bat or make them stay with your gun until the cops get there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Dig an enormous pit in front of your door and cover it with palm fronds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS@THEGOALLINE Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Something like this on the door or in a nearby window might help. (Granted they can read.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Put a sign on your door that says "knock if you love ghey butt secks" .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 How old are the children? Make them stay up in shifts by the window, while you sleep. Whats the point in having them if you can't get them to handle the small stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Put a sign on your door that says "knock if you love ghey butt secks".... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Have you actually seen that movie? I was thinking about going to see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Have you actually seen that movie? I was thinking about going to see it Yeah, it was a great horror movie, I would definitely recommend checking it out. Scared the pants off me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Simple, just chain a pit bull to the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 12, 2008 Author Share Posted June 12, 2008 How old are the children?Make them stay up in shifts by the window, while you sleep. Whats the point in having them if you can't get them to handle the small stuff. What? I don't have kids. I am at my parents house saving money until I can move out. If I did have kids, I wouldn't make them stay up because of this. Plus if I had kids, who could stay up and watch for this, that would mean I knocked someone up around age 14, had the baby, and have my own home all by 24. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Yeah, it was a great horror movie, I would definitely recommend checking it out. Scared the pants off me. Nice, I'm a big horror fan...I'll have to check it out as long as you're not there...don't want to see OrangeSkin without his pants or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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