paige3girl Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080604/ennew_afp/germanyswitzerlandreligionoffbeat_080604162941;_ylt=AruDBKsu8d4b7qtd5b2yIzTKOrgF My gossip bloggers take on the park... http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-06-this-is-not-a-joke-37 In 2012, Germany will be the home to a bible-themed theme park. The biblical Disneyland will group some 40 attractions over an area the size of 70 football fields encompassing all areas of the Christian story, according to reports. The centerpiece will be an "original size" Noah's Ark, which is 490 feet long and surrounded by water. Glad God was able to channel down the exact dimension's of Noah's Ark to the park's architects! Other attractions will include two roller coasters — one giving an idea of the Great Flood and another on the theme of heaven and hell — a miniature version of Biblical-era Israel and a Roman amphitheater. It's all sounds so Old Testament. In the New Testament section they should totally have a ride called "What Would Jesus Do?"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Will they have a Jesus Horse? (like the attached pic on display in the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 The centerpiece will be an "original size" Noah's Ark, which is 490 feet long and surrounded by water. Glad God was able to channel down the exact dimension's of Noah's Ark to the park's architects! Well God did say "Make yourself an ark of gopher wood. Make rooms in the ark, and cover it inside and out with pitch. This is how you are to make it: the length of the ark 300 cubits, its breadth 50 cubits, and its height 30 cubits. Make a roof for the ark, and finish it to a cubit above, and set the door of the ark in its side. Make it with lower, second, and third decks."So if you know what a cubit is, you're good to go. How about a ride themed on martyrdom? Come and experience being boiled in oil, speared, sawed to pieces, or crushed under a large stone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 The thrill ride is going to be called the Resurection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 I'd pay money to go to this. The Bible is an exciting book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Oh, and dibs on the front row for the Sodom and Gomorrah show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Oh, and dibs on the front row for the Sodom and Gomorrah show! I'm sure you'll save me a seat, right? I'm also going to tour Jesus' Brewery, and get me some of His finest boxed water to bring home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Oh, and dibs on the front row for the Sodom and Gomorrah show!I'd rather see it on the Big Island of Hawaii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 The wave pool is going to be sick, what with the ability to part water and what not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Oh, and dibs on the front row for the Sodom and Gomorrah show! Damnit, P. I just called the park. Some guy named "Abraham" answered, and said the show isn't suitable for viewers under 150 years of age. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Damnit, P.I just called the park. Some guy named "Abraham" answered, and said the show isn't suitable for viewers under 150 years of age. :laugh: It's ok. I got fake ID. "Methuesla Predicto" yeah, that's me, officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 It's ok. I got fake ID."Methuesla Predicto" yeah, that's me, officer. :laugh: I can't wait to ride the Lazarus Looper. I thought that ride was dead last year, but it's had an amazing resurgence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 :laugh:I can't wait to ride the Lazarus Looper. I thought that ride was dead last year, but it's had an amazing resurgence. My dog likes it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Unfortunately, I heard that they hired a controversial general contractor to build the place. Jericho Construction doesn't have a very good track record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 My dog likes it too. I hate it when I don't get the "funnies." :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 I hate it when I don't get the "funnies." :doh: Wasn't Lazarus the beggar guy who had dogs licking his sores? Or did I get mixed up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Wasn't Lazarus the beggar guy who had dogs licking his sores? Or did I get mixed up? I think you might be mixed up. Jesus went to Lazarus' house and raised him from the dead. Are you thinking of the Good Samaritan? I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I think you might be mixed up.Jesus went to Lazarus' house and raised him from the dead. Are you thinking of the Good Samaritan? I don't know. Lazarus was spot on...at least in some versions http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?version=9&search=luke+16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Lazarus was spot on...at least in some versionshttp://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?version=9&search=luke+16 A ha! Two separate Lazarus's in the Bible. No wonder people have so many problems with this book - it's confusing as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 My dog likes it too.I'm impressed! That's some rather obscure knowledge right there. I bet a lot of Christians didn't know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Dan Snyder's going to buy the place and rename it Six Flags Over The Promised Land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I wonder what their budget was to pull off the book of Revelation? 200, maybe 300 $billion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techboy Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Oh, and dibs on the front row for the Sodom and Gomorrah show! Predicto, I like you, so I'm going to help you save some money and time. No need to fly all the way to Germany and pay admission fees. You live in San Francisco. Open a window. By the way, on a releated note, if you happen to see a man who has walked in from the wilderness wandering through the streets, dressed in nothing but animal skins, with long, wild hair and beard, and this man is pleading with people to change their ways or else, do a quick check. If the "wilderness" is from down the road in Berkeley and his skins have a sweet, cloying smell, you're all good. If not, consider moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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