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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080604/ennew_afp/germanyswitzerlandreligionoffbeat_080604162941;_ylt=AruDBKsu8d4b7qtd5b2yIzTKOrgF

My gossip bloggers take on the park...

http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-06-this-is-not-a-joke-37

In 2012, Germany will be the home to a bible-themed theme park.

The biblical Disneyland will group some 40 attractions over an area the size of 70 football fields encompassing all areas of the Christian story, according to reports.

The centerpiece will be an "original size" Noah's Ark, which is 490 feet long and surrounded by water.

Glad God was able to channel down the exact dimension's of Noah's Ark to the park's architects!

Other attractions will include two roller coasters — one giving an idea of the Great Flood and another on the theme of heaven and hell — a miniature version of Biblical-era Israel and a Roman amphitheater.

It's all sounds so Old Testament.

In the New Testament section they should totally have a ride called "What Would Jesus Do?"!

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The centerpiece will be an "original size" Noah's Ark, which is 490 feet long and surrounded by water.

Glad God was able to channel down the exact dimension's of Noah's Ark to the park's architects!

Well God did say "Make yourself an ark of gopher wood. Make rooms in the ark, and cover it inside and out with pitch. This is how you are to make it: the length of the ark 300 cubits, its breadth 50 cubits, and its height 30 cubits. Make a roof for the ark, and finish it to a cubit above, and set the door of the ark in its side. Make it with lower, second, and third decks."

So if you know what a cubit is, you're good to go.

How about a ride themed on martyrdom? Come and experience being boiled in oil, speared, sawed to pieces, or crushed under a large stone!

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Oh, and dibs on the front row for the Sodom and Gomorrah show!

I'm sure you'll save me a seat, right?

I'm also going to tour Jesus' Brewery, and get me some of His finest boxed water to bring home. :)

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Oh, and dibs on the front row for the Sodom and Gomorrah show!

Damnit, P.

I just called the park. Some guy named "Abraham" answered, and said the show isn't suitable for viewers under 150 years of age.

:laugh:

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Damnit, P.

I just called the park. Some guy named "Abraham" answered, and said the show isn't suitable for viewers under 150 years of age.

:laugh:

It's ok. I got fake ID.

"Methuesla Predicto" yeah, that's me, officer.

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Wasn't Lazarus the beggar guy who had dogs licking his sores? Or did I get mixed up?

I think you might be mixed up.

Jesus went to Lazarus' house and raised him from the dead.

Are you thinking of the Good Samaritan? I don't know.

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Oh, and dibs on the front row for the Sodom and Gomorrah show!

Predicto, I like you, so I'm going to help you save some money and time. No need to fly all the way to Germany and pay admission fees.

You live in San Francisco. Open a window. :silly:

By the way, on a releated note, if you happen to see a man who has walked in from the wilderness wandering through the streets, dressed in nothing but animal skins, with long, wild hair and beard, and this man is pleading with people to change their ways or else, do a quick check.

If the "wilderness" is from down the road in Berkeley and his skins have a sweet, cloying smell, you're all good.

If not, consider moving. ;)

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