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good thread, i need advice too, i've gone to every single website ever invented in the last 3 months and i'm so bored at school now. Does anyone have any good sites that i could go to?

there are a ton you can go to, but i can't view them at work.:(

you probable already know em: http://www.fark.com/ http://www.collegehumor.com/

these are examples of those i can't view at work.

I walk around the lab...get another coffee...check the mail again...go back to ES...rinse and repeat

i do that also... :)

you got a window? look outside for a few minutes haha

no window, in the basement of the hospital...in august we are moving though, ill have a window then :applause:

Still feeling the effects from last night at HT are we??? :laugh:

i wish, that would at least make the day more interesting you know :cheers:

i have an hour left here, so i am not so worried. ive just been reading ES.;)

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-Adopt strange mannerisms

- Blow up a balloon until it pops

- Sing soft and sweet and clear

- Sing loud and sour and gravely

- Open everything

- Balance a pencil on your nose

- Pour milk in your shoes

- Write graffiti under the rug

- Embarrass yourself

- Grind your teeth

- Chew ice

- Count your belly button

- Sit in a row

- Stack crumbs

- Gesture

- Save your toenail clippings

- Make a pass at your blender

- Punt

- Make up words that start with X

- Make oatmeal in the bathtub

- Search for the Lost Chord

- Chew on a sofa cushion

- Sing a duet

- Balance a pillow on your head

- Hold your breath

- Faint

- Stretch

- Flash your mailman

- Teach your TA English

- Learn to speak Farsi

- Swear in Russian

- Use an eraser until it goes away

- Disassemble your car

- Put it together inside out

- Record your walls

- Interview your feet

- Make a list of your favorite fungi

- Sell formaldehyde

- Repeat

- Ad lib

- Fade

- File your teeth - Whine

- Rake your carpet

- Re-elect Richard Nixon

- Critique "Three's Company"

- Listen to a painting

- Play with matches

- Buff your cat

- Race ferrets

- Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange

- Have a formal dinner at White Castle

- Read Homer in the original Greek

- Learn Greek

- Change your mind

- Change it back

- Watch the sun...see if it moves

- Build a pyramid

- Stand on your head

- Stand on someone else's head

- Spit shine your Nikes

- See how long you can stay awake

- See how long you can sleep

- Paint your teeth

- Wear a salad

- Speak with a forked tongue

- Paint stripes on a lake

- Ski Kansas

- Sleep in freefall

- Kill a Joule

- Test thin ice...with a pogo stick

- Apply for a unicorn hunting license

- Do a good job

- Crawl

- Invite the Mansons over for dinner

- Paint your windows

- Watch a watch until it stops

- Flash your goldfish

- Paint

- Flirt with an evergreen

- Smile

- Rotate your garden...daily

- Paint a smile

- Shoot a fire hydrant

- Apologize to it

- Pretend you're blind

- Annoy yourself

- Get mad at yourself

- Stop speaking to yourself

- Be a side effect

- Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley

- Duck

- Redecorate...your garage

- Develop a complex

- Join the Army...be someone simple

- Try harder

- Hit the deck

- Put leg-warmers on your furniture

- Cut the deck

- Crumple

- Translate Shakespeare into English

- Skydive to church

- Cheer up a potato

- Do aerobic exercises...in your head

- Play cards with your swimming pool

- Pinstripe your driveway

- Play Kick the Fire Hydrant

- Harness chipmunk power

- Build a house with ice cubes

- Call London for a cab

- Mug a stop sign

- Change your name...daily

- Go for a walk in your attic

- Challenge your neighbor to a duel

- Build a house out of toothpicks

- Howl

- Wear a lampshade on your head

- Memorize the dictionary

- Stomp grapes in the bathtub

- Find a bug and chase it

- Make yourself a pair of wings

- Be immobile

- Dance 'til you drop

- Check under chairs for chewing gum

- Squish a loaf of bread

- Moo

- Bounce a potato

- Outmaneuver your shadow

- Climb the walls

- Appreciate everything

- Challenge yourself to a duel

- Make napalm

- Tattoo your dresser

- Watch a bowling ball

- Buy some diapers

- Eat everything

- Begin

- Pour milk in the sink

- Make cottage cheese

- Tie-dye your sheets

- Carpet your ceiling

- Hold your earlobes

- Fold your earlobes

- Flap

- Squawk

- Read tea leaves

- Analyze the Koran

- Be Buddha

- Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize

- Plug in the cat

- Turn on everything

- Drop pebbles down the chimney

- Turn off your neighbor

- Kill a plant

- Buy a 1931 Almanac

- Memorize the weather section

- Think lewd thoughts about yourself

- Blow bubbles

- Send chills down your spine

- Peel grapes

- Make paper from the skins

- Bloat

- Catch them with your radiator

- Get run over by a train of thought

- Make up famous sayings

- Bite your pinkie - Get your dog braces

- Shave a shrub

- Have a proton fight

- Watch a car rust

Continued here http://www.cs.earlham.edu/~jimg/reading/bored.html

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-you want to fall asleep?

-ES or other skins sites are not keeping you that entertained (no offense)?

-it's friday and the clock is ticking ever so slowly?

-you wish the season was occuring now so you had more reading material?

-you feel like you have reached the end of the internet?

please feel free to add more venting or give me somethings to do/look up/explore/read that are safe for work :)

happy friday and hail to the redskins :point2sky

Dam, I feel you on this thread, I'm bored as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-you want to fall asleep?

-ES or other skins sites are not keeping you that entertained (no offense)?

-it's friday and the clock is ticking ever so slowly?

-you wish the season was occuring now so you had more reading material?

-you feel like you have reached the end of the internet?

please feel free to add more venting or give me somethings to do/look up/explore/read that are safe for work :)

happy friday and hail to the redskins :point2sky

Surfing porn usually does the trick for me. :paranoid:

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i work for a heart surgeon, and he isnt in the dome (overhead observing classroom) today or i would go watch him operate. odd, but very cool.

Wow I don't know if I could even watch someone having open heart surgery, seems freaky.

I'll stick with my supercomputer circuit boards.

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i work for a federal contractor taking calls all day for the DOT. fill out forms and socializing with the milfs around here is great. they also let us listen to our ipods. my lunch is already over and 4 more hours to go, the day has really flown by:cheers:

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I'm a carpenter, so the net at work isn't an option,(well, not much of one anyway). though when I get sleepy I.....er......stay awake. Until lunch sometimes. ;). Couldn't do that today though. Got stuck doing a bunch of loading tools, scaffolding, and other stuff up and taking to another site. Then unloaded it along with alot of wood. In other words, a day of **** work. :mad: I'll have to find a place to nap Monday. That'll show 'em. ;)

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-you want to fall asleep?

I don't

-ES or other skins sites are not keeping you that entertained (no offense)?

I don't get to use a computer

-it's friday and the clock is ticking ever so slowly?

We don't have a clock either.

-you wish the season was occuring now so you had more reading material?

I don't wish that for the reason provided, and I don't get to read reading material.

-you feel like you have reached the end of the internet?

YOU CAN'T USE THE INTERNET WHILE LANDSCAPING, CAN YOU?

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I hope I have succeeded in taking all of the humor out of the thread. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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