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Unusual home invasion in Ohio

From Ohio's Beacon Journal, this breaking news:

Beacon Story

A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died.

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/12/unusual-home-invasio.html

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Funny to a degree but keep in mind the intruder poisoned his dog.

I don't know. I kinda see that as icing on the cake. I mean the last sentence of that story is legendary: "the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died." It also puts drugs into the equation. Maybe the guy ate some shrooms, killed his dog, and imagined a man. The possibilities are endless.

I'm not a dog person so maybe that's just me.

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So, why do you tell the cops or the newspaper you were masturbating? Couldn't you just say you were watching a movie in your basement?

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He's probably anticipating that it will be up on youtube within the next few days.

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I don't know. I kinda see that as icing on the cake. I mean the last sentence of that story is legendary: "the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died." It also puts drugs into the equation. Maybe the guy ate some shrooms, killed his dog, and imagined a man. The possibilities are endless.

I'm not a dog person so maybe that's just me.

They'd have to be some strong azz mushrooms for him to imagine all that. Then again...

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