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The TRUTH about Hooter's wings


Mickalino

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Hooters wings are not a food.

They are a medicine.

An over-the-counter medicine.

What kind of medicine ?

A Laxative.

Hooter's wings are an immediate cure for Constipation.

Hooter's wingers will completely cleanse out your intestine and bowel system.

Therefore, they are more than just a laxative, but a Colon Cleanser.

I am not speaking out of hearsay, or internet rumor, etc.

I am speaking from experience.

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Now that you know from experience what stuff tastes like that comes out of me, would you leave my butthole alone - I can't get any sleep when you do that !

:laugh:

Thank you, and I did set myself up for that :doh:

I just was too lazy and unimaginative to revise what I had posted.

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I only go there to drink cheap pitchers of beer and stare at decent-looking girls that are wearing way too much clothing

Ya know what's sad ?

It seems like the quality of those girls are QUICKLY deteriorating.

Hooters has lowered their standards WAY DOWN for the quality of waitresses they hire - sometimes so low, that they might as well hire GUYS as waiters, as that short-lived lawsuit was claiming......well, maybe not quite that bad. :)

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Ya know what's sad ?

It seems like the quality of those girls are QUICKLY deteriorating.

Hooters has lowered their standards WAY DOWN for the quality of waitresses they hire - sometimes so low, that they might as well hire GUYS as waiters, as that short-lived lawsuit was claiming......well, maybe not quite that bad. :)

maybe where you are but out here all 4 of the ones in SD have pretty hot girls.

Maybe its the climate ;)

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Ya know what's sad ?

It seems like the quality of those girls are QUICKLY deteriorating.

Hooters has lowered their standards WAY DOWN for the quality of waitresses they hire - sometimes so low, that they might as well hire GUYS as waiters, as that short-lived lawsuit was claiming......well, maybe not quite that bad. :)

:laugh: Yep they're def getting bad

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Everyone who says their wings suck, next time you go ask if they serve "naked daytona wings". Not all hooters know how to make them but most do. They are far from sucking, in fact they are good as hell. I don't like the breaded ones very much at all either.

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