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Things Rednecks love


Mickalino

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Ahh, the easiest and least controversial demographic to make fun of -

Guns

Trucks

Trailer-Parks

Nascar

Dirty, Old, Greasy Baseball Caps

Cut-off Tank Tops

Work Boots

Cowboy boots

Tattoos

Speaking single words that are a combination of 4 English words combined

Having 5 Dogs

Broken Appliances in their front yard

Holey Jeans

Darts and Pool

Waffle House

Lottery

Battering their girlfriend/wife if they're a guy

Losing Teeth

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Incest

Chewing tobacco/cigs

Larry the Cable Guy/Jeff Foxworthy

Dallas Cowboys

Wranglers

RealTree Jackets

Smelling like ****

Wal-Mart

Ronald Reagan

Putting brass fishhooks on the bill of their baseball caps

Southern Baptist Churches

Beehives/Mullets

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Dallas Cowboys

Sir I am a redneck and I am now insulted.. :laugh:

hot women

country music

shotguns

PBR

Nascar

fighting

wrassling

fishing

hunting

opening doors for women

giving common courteosy to elders

saying please and thank you

offering to pay for dinner when on a date

working hard for long periods of time

saying maam and sir

respecting our parents

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Sir I am a redneck and I am now insulted.. :laugh:

hot women

country music

shotguns

PBR

Nascar

fighting

wrassling

fishing

hunting

opening doors for women

giving common courteosy to elders

saying please and thank you

offering to pay for dinner when on a date

working hard for long periods of time

saying maam and sir

respecting our parents

Hey man I grew up in in Southeastern NC on the coast it doesn't get much more Redneck than that! I guess the Cowgirls comment was a little extreme...nice list though I pretty much do all the bottom stuff and people up here in DC look at me like I'm wild.

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Hey man I grew up in in Southeastern NC on the coast it doesn't get much more Redneck than that! I guess the Cowgirls comment was a little extreme...nice list though I pretty much do all the bottom stuff and people up here in DC look at me like I'm wild.

hahaha..i knew you were kidding.

You should try living out here in CA. The women tell me, "Dont call me maam. Im not that old" like I am trying to insult them. :doh:

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You're comin up with these so quickly and so fresh, like it was only yesterday you were in high school :laugh:

that was actually from Welcome Back Kotter.

the candy coated shell was from Tommy Boy

and I forget the rest.

And this guy here wants your phone number

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adding to list of things that Rednecks love - 9th-grade insults :)

Very true!

Your momma dresses you funny.

Fanny packs are funny?

see thread below. Im voting for McCain and he eats babies.

and..

I know you are but what am I?

If that's the case I'm changing my party affiliation and voting for him.

that was actually from Welcome Back Kotter.

the candy coated shell was from Tommy Boy

and I forget the rest.

And this guy here wants your phone number

020550_4.jpg

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ok anyone else think that the dog/spatula scene in that movie is funny as ****???

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