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:laugh: Got this in an email.


First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their

first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around

the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary

Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a

doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything

involving the animal body." For an example, the Professor pulled

back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow,

withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same

thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But

eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the

dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor

looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is

observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index

finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher

if you're stupid."

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Hahaha, nice one! It reminds me of a prank they used to pull in med school: when college seniors were interviewing at med schools, they would be taken on a tour of the school, including the anatomy labs. Well, first and second year med school students would be sitting there waiting for them. They would pour spaghetti and sauce into a bowl, and hide the bowl within the bowels of an already opened cadaver. Once the college students came in, the med students would start eating the spaghetti, making it look like they were eating the intestines of the cadaver.

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