Dick Edds Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 straight comedy! thanks for the laugh everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 In a surprising twist to this sordid tale, Jim Hellwig, aka The Ultimate Warrior, has resurfaced to challenge Hogan for the rights to Tony Romo sits to pee. Yes, that's right, he wants the rights to Tony Romo sits to pee. Ultimate Warrior: "You need to open your eyes and ears, take control of the limited ability you have to understand the words I am about to say. For years, I have watched while this industry, with you as it’s figurehead, try to recreate what is simply unrecreatable. I have heard, listened to all the innuendoes and speculation that something ULTIMATE or WARRIOR may soon re-appear. Welcome to the reappearance! Jim Hellwig most recently worked for the Redskins as Associate Head Coach, Ultimateness "Those things, Hogan, which are irreplaceable, whether they be people, places, or things, are never forgotten. You are witnessing that RIGHT NOW! History tells us, Hogan…(loud “Hogan Sucks!” chant began. Warrior signals it to end) Let’s talk about something he doesn’t know." What the Hulkster does know, is that this man is a sandwich short of a picnic. "History tells us, Hogan, that a man’s legacy is built from the premise that within his life, the moments lived, once lived, become a piece of his history. Somehow, you have conveniently, even eloquently misplaced pieces of your history. In the one time, epical battle between us, Hogan, you were the quintessential influence of what was good, great, and heroic. But different than you may remember, and albeit you may have beaten myths, legends, giants, and other great men, you NEVER, NEVER beat a warrior. AND, CERTAINLY, NOT THE ULTIMATE ONE! As the victor of that one time battle, I defeated what was, until then, undefeatable. I conquered what was then unconquerable. I dominated what was, until then, indomitable. On that day, you were great. I WAS ULTIMATE!" Indeed, Hellwig has defeated the Indonibl... imdonitab... Incredible Hulk Hogan in Toronto "Let me introduce myself...to those two fools that stand behind you. Let’s see, this ...dude (Vinny Cerrato)...must be your barber. And who are you, little man? Who are you?" Daniel Snyder: "You know who I am. My name is Daniel Snyder and I run this company and who invited you?" Daniel Snyder was one of a legion of Little Warriors in the Late '80s through early '90s Ultimate Warrior: "Different than you wanna make people believe, I never received an invitation. I showed up on my own accord. And let me tell you, Mr. Daniel Snyder, if you stick your nose in my business, you will only very quickly prepare for your own demise. Furthermore, when I get done with my business here, I’m gonna be sending you a bill. I suggest you pay it. I have...waited...patiently. The WARRIORS have waited all too patiently. Now...NOW...the virtue of justice unties my hands so that I can continue to fulfill a destiny set in motion on that memorable day years ago. A destiny at the next level. A destiny beckoning the next superhero. A destiny with Tony Romo sits to pee at my side." Tony Romo sits to pee: "WTF?! I don't wanna be Ultimate's *****." "I come here, Hogan, to tell you—NEXT WEEK—I intend to launch a revolution not even you can control. I ask you to find the courage—check it out. Next week. Same Warrior time. Same Warrior place. Same Warrior channel." Larry Michael: "Just for clarification folks, this is Redskins Radio, on the Red Zebra channel. 730 AM, 92 point - wait, he has vanished! Ladies and gentlemen, in one of the most mind-boggling and incredible displays that we’ve ever witnessed on this program, the Warrior has literally vaporized before our very eyes." Sam Huff: "Never seen anything like this in my life." Larry Michael: "There’s never been anything like this in our sport!" Sonny Jurgensen: "I think he's referring to Herzog behind you, with the chair." /chairshot to Larry Fin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted December 25, 2007 Author Share Posted December 25, 2007 So......will this be the Dallas version of Fun with Eli's drunk pic thread? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isle-hawg Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Excellent thread, thanks for the laughs.:applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aejm1400 Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Funny Thread. Me want Wild card is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UVASKINSFAN Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Funny Thread. Me want Wild card is great. This thread was awesome. Best one ive seen in a while. It was very funny. :laugh: HTTR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 bumpity bump!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Well done everyone! Thanks for the laughs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted December 25, 2007 Author Share Posted December 25, 2007 Merry Christmas..... My present to ES, figured we could all use a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 That's some good "internets" right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyKilmer Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Woo! The real man the real myth the real nature bow has yet to weight in on the Romo sits to pee-Mania. When you ask about Styling "Woooo! Naitcha Boi Ric Flair! Jet flying, limousine ridin' stylin' and profilin' thirteen time world heavyweight champion! Woooo!" you better come to the Nature boy for the real scoop. What does the nature boy think of this howdy doody looking QB from the Brokeback state? Tony here it is in simple words Joe Gibbs 3 time 3 time 3 time world champion you and Wade Phillips no-time no-time no-time champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinzbeachman Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 I think I just pooped my pants. Homo always has that look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Hey Hunter. Did you hear about the new sensation that's sweeping the nation? They're calling it RomoMania. RomoMania? Let's take a look at it on the TitanTron, shall we. Great. Just what we need Shawn. Another gay boy band. Keep watching. There's more. More? Yes Hunter, there's more. Looks like that guy is going to put that BIG, HARD, HELMET right up his keister. Well Hunter, I hear that his middle name might be Vince. Then I have JUST the thing for him. Uhhhh you do? NO. Not that thing. This: The brand NEW DX t-shirt avaible exclusively on www.wweshop.com . And while you're there, be sure to pick up the NEW DX dvd. And don't forget your hats & wristbands! And if you're not down with that, we've got two words for ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 So......will this be the Dallas version of Fun with Eli's drunk pic thread?:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: If you don't know, your ass betta call somebody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS FAN #56 Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Awesome thread man, serious props! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted December 26, 2007 Author Share Posted December 26, 2007 Hey Yo!!!!! Y'know, me and Big Kev. just heard about this ROMOMANIA stuff and this is what we have to say about it. We just want to say that The Outsiders (just like those Washington Redskins- getting the hate from WWF and ESPN and WCW) and the original members of the nWo have a saying around here "You're either with us or against us". Hey, Kev. show them what The Outsiders think of ROMOMANIA. One More for the Bad Guys.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertWrestler Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Oh man...quality entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UVASKINSFAN Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 lolllllllllllllllll :rotflmao: That made my night. Thanks 21 :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadderCrew17 Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 DTA ya dumb sum****... Don't Trust Anyone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted December 26, 2007 Author Share Posted December 26, 2007 Nice photoshop :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UVASKINSFAN Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 DTA ya dumb sum****... Don't Trust Anyone!!! lol tats insane. I love itttttttttttttttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted December 26, 2007 Author Share Posted December 26, 2007 If TO was playing I guess we could say more about him complaining about something. Getcha Popcorn Ready, I'm not happy about Something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Did someone say Tony Romo sits to pee? WOOOO!!!!! That guy is a stylin', profilin', womanizin', dream realizin', joint smokin', pop-princess pokin', playoff-game wretchin', non-snap catchin', son of a gun...WOOOOO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted December 26, 2007 Author Share Posted December 26, 2007 ROMOMANIA's biggest supporter: Number of children Cowboys mascot Rowdy (right) will scare: 3,213 - from the Dallas Morning News Cowboys Blog http://cowboys.beloblog.com/archives/2006/07/cowboys_training_camp_by_the_numbers.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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