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Classic "Airplane the Movie" skit. Jive talkin' dudes.


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Everyone knows about Airplane!, one of the best comedies of all time.

Johnny was hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl_ypLCLAgg

Still crack up on the scene where he cut off the lights :laugh: :laugh:

According to the comments though, he (Stephen Tucker) died of AIDS(?)

RIP...

"I can make a broach, a teradactyl, a hat" :laugh: I use that line all the time

"It looks like a big Tylenol"

"And Leon's getting LAaaarger!" :laugh:

Classic, I love that guy :cheers:

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Actually, I would put Airplane and Blazing Saddles in a tie for 1st as the best comedies of all time

That's like asking me my favorite song - different day, different answer. How could I possible rank these above:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Slapshot

Animal House

Caddyshack

Major League

Dr. Strangelove

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Good list! ...don't forget Planes Trains and Automobiles and Young Frankenstein. I would probably drop Caddyshack and Dr. STrangelove though. Classics, yes, but not top-tier

You're right now that I think about it, too difficult. I would also put Harlem Nights in there somewhere too. Redd Foxx and Della Reese absolutely slay me in that one

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Good list! ...don't forget Planes Trains and Automobiles and Young Frankenstein. I would probably drop Caddyshack and Dr. STrangelove though. Classics, yes, but not top-tier

You're right now that I think about it, too difficult. I would also put Harlem Nights in there somewhere too. Redd Foxx and Della Reese absolutely slay me in that one

Don't know why, but I was never crazy about Young Frankenstein.

Harlem Nights, however. :laugh:

***** so could, you threw it into the air, it would turn to sunshine. :laugh:

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Randy: Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

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Randy: Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

:laugh:

Its even funny written out. I actually have the audio clip on my I-pod.

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Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger has been.

:laugh:

I got piss tested one time because of that movie. Everything your say in Air Traffic is recorded. It covers your ass, but sometimes it backfires.

ONe time we were having just a ****ty ATC day, planes everywhere, dumbassed pilots not listening, ****ty WX and busy as hell.

Well, there was an incident going on at the time. All incidents are reviewed, which means every frequency and every position in the facility is transcribed, meaning every word said was written down for a review.

ANd here's Sarge in the middle of the cluster****

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue"

Off to the hospital for a piss test :laugh: :doh:

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