Teller Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 We, the undersigned, hereby petition the style god's to return to all its rightful glory the 80's ****-me frizz. Whereas bell bottoms, sweater vests, Chuck Taylors, and multiplicitous other stylistic abominations have enjoyed resurgence, the ****-me frizz has apparently become lost in the annals of history. We, the undersigned aim to change that, once and for all; to give today's youngsters the privilege of enjoying the greatness we all knew as teenagers. This petition does not seek redress for males. There is no need, in our humble world view, for a return to mullets and/or rat tails. But the frizz is, and should always be, an integral part of American culture. And therefore, we come before you now to ask for its resurgence with all the vengence of a second Joe Gibbs era...no wait...we want its resurgence to work. For those of you not privileged to grow up as children of this country's greatest decade, I humbly submit for your perusal the following examples of the ****-me frizz. As you will clearly see, it is without question, the most tasteful and artful presentation of the decadence that is the human female. Enjoy, and kindly sign below. Your humble petitioner, 36, h_h, honorary_hog, Jason, ***hole. * * * * * Thanks in advance for your assistance in this important endeavor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 only if they mean it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 only if they mean it. I knew it would still work today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Lamb Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Count me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan since a Fetus Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I'm in as long as they are wearing flourescent fish nets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 I'm in as long as they are wearing flourescent fish nets! Yes!!! :point2sky The movement is gathering steam! Chugga chugga chugga chugga woo woo!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Man, those big hair pics brought back some memories. Some fond ones. I just may have to attend my 15 year h.s. reunion. Thanks 36. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Man, those big hair pics brought back some memories. Some fond ones. I just may have to attend my 15 year h.s. reunion. Thanks 36. Yeah man. I dated this girl my sophomore year with the big hair, who also liked to wear this real soft zebra-striped sweater/sweatshirt thing, and black leggings...Wow. :hump: I feel it's my civic duty to make sure the younger generation is not deprived of such joys of life. (I'm also hoping unsonny finds this thread and works some magic.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Wow those hair styles look like ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Wow those hair styles look like ****. There's one in every crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 damn, hog. you didn't realize that you lived 5 miles from the place where the ****-me frizz never went out of style? seriously, take the trek to inwood. musselman girls rocked that **** straight thru the 90's. it never left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 damn, hog. you didn't realize that you lived 5 miles from the place where the ****-me frizz never went out of style?seriously, take the trek to inwood. musselman girls rocked that **** straight thru the 90's. it never left. Aw, man. :doh: So they'd be an easy sell if I went on the lecture circuit? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I watched Fletch the other night, and the woman who plays Fletch's love interest had the frizz. Very very sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Are leg warmers and sweatshirts with the neckline cut off coming back soon, too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sens11 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Wait a minute....let me finishing rolling my jeans... OK I got a good fold.... I'm in... (as Kajagoogoo jams in the back gorund with Too Shy.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 damn, hog. you didn't realize that you lived 5 miles from the place where the ****-me frizz never went out of style?seriously, take the trek to inwood. musselman girls rocked that **** straight thru the 90's. it never left. I was going to say - the ****-me frizz is still alive and well at trailer parks across the nation. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Anyone remember the chick from the 'Separate Ways/Worlds Apart" video. Weird hairstyle, ****y expression, strangely hot, I'm not even sure why. I'll be damned if I can't find a single picture of her. Anyone help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 I was going to say - the ****-me frizz is still alive and well at trailer parks across the nation. :laugh: Obviously it's not ****er! HELLOOO!!!! I LIVE in West Virginia!!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Obviously it's not ****er!HELLOOO!!!! I LIVE in West Virginia!!!! :laugh: Then you probably wouldn't notice unless your sister or cousin was sporting it. Sorry, Major. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Then you probably wouldn't notice unless your sister or cousin was sporting it. Sorry, Major. Self-depricating humor is just that. SELF-depricating, ***hole. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Big Haired **** Me Frizz Chicks Rock! :point2sky You KNOW everyone one of these bridesmaids got railed after the reception! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Big Haired **** Me Frizz Chicks Rock! :point2sky You KNOW everyone one of these bridesmaids got railed after the reception! No ****, bro! Gimme the one on the left. She's got that "My daddy thinks I'm still innocent" look. Bonus! :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pookie Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Gentlemen, 2007 called. It'd like you to come back and leave behind the big Tx hair and mall bangs. KThxBye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Gentlemen, thought you'd like to know that big hair and mall bangs are, like, totally awesome! KThxBye. Couldn't agree more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Gentlemen, 2007 called. It'd like you to come back and leave behind the big Tx hair and mall bangs. KThxBye. Could y'all go ahead and leave popped collars and crocs back there too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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