headexplode Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Santa is real . . . He hits my mommy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I was still in elementary school --- I realized that the handwriting on the tags from mom and dad was the same as the writing on the tags from Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I was still in elementary school --- I realized that the handwriting on the tags from mom and dad was the same as the writing on the tags from Santa. I think thats how my brother and I found out also. Its hard on the parents when you travel for the holidays and they want you to have Christmas at home. When your 10 years old, you don't really buy into that 'Santa stopped by our house a week early' crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Katt Williams on telling his kids: http://youtube.com/watch?v=YwiQGngtr8E Absolutely hilarious, but definitely NSFW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clskinsfan Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 See for yourself. Last page of the ES Awards thread. Wow i agree. Hottest on the forums. Care to say how you got that picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Wow i agree. Hottest on the forums. Care to say how you got that picture? But, oddly enough, she's not into murder or rape, so that drops her down a few notches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Wow i agree. Hottest on the forums. Care to say how you got that picture? Ive got my ways Meredith is a good friend of mine We had a long discussion last night as to which pictures would back up my claim. We reached a consensus on that one. You shouldve seen the original pictures i posted. <3 Merebear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 My family never did it. I have always thought that a lot of the Christmas traditions are really wonderful. The lights, the tree, Santa, the songs... it's just a beautiful holiday. I doesnt' hold a candle to Chanukkah, but it is lovely. (get it... candles... menorah) The biggest problem with Santa is the message that if you don't celebrate Christmas you don't even rate coal. You are on the perma-naughty list. Very frightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'KanSkinFan Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 So i was just thinking about this toinght. How did everyone realize that Santa Claus was not real. So I suppose you're going to tell me FROSTY isn't real either? :doh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Santa is an anagram for Satan. That son of a *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i never really bought in to that crap, but then again i never really bought into the whole god thing either... I with you on the God thing also. Not really sure at this point in my life. As far as Santa, had to be around 7 or 8 years old. I remember my parents coming clean, but then I told them I already knew it was them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Santa is an anagram for Satan. That son of a *****. Santa is a lazy fat ****. Seriously, he works one day a year, inprisons helpless reindeer, and molests little childeren in his spare time. Cant get much worse than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I with you on the God thing also. Not really sure at this point in my life.As far as Santa, had to be around 7 or 8 years old. I remember my parents coming clean, but then I told them I already knew it was them. my parents just gave up. they knew we knew, we knew they knew we knew, so they just stopped putting his name on presents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Santa is a lazy fat ****. Seriously, he works one day a year, inprisons helpless reindeer, and molests little childeren in his spare time. Cant get much worse than that. to be fair, he works on the 15th as well, that's when either your good so he gives out candy, or your bad and he has his elf-friend (can't remember his name) come along and either whip you with a switch or kidnap you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Shot Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 What's the difference between God and Santa Claus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cricket Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Oh Santa is real... And he tailgates with ES (at the Bears game last Thursday night)... And he drinks beer (with a coozie)... And most importantly... He is a REDSKIN FAN!!! :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 What's the difference between God and Santa Claus? santa claus is based on a real person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilSkinnette Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I was in the 3rd grade when a classmate told me --- then of course told the other kids who laughed at me. Another thing --- being Catholic it kinda traumatized me because I sort of put Jesus and Santa on the same level. Santa was all knowing and all good, Jesus was all knowing and all good. So I figured if there's no such thing as Santa --- then what does it say about Jesus? This isn't to say I'm a 'non-believer' though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger waters Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 The Same Wrapping Paper Used For My Gifts And Other Family Members. 5 Years Old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Just sort of realized. My dad was like, "what's santa going to get for you this year?" And I was like, "he's not real, I don't think." I was 23. j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwbiggs Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I took a picture of Santa then walked over and looked at our chimney flue and was able to put two and two together. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 My parents told me he wasn't real from the get go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 The bell still rings for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschurm Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Ok, so listenin to the stories of tears upon the discovery of the fact that Santa does not exist, it makes me wonder if this is just a way to set yourself up as a parent for the inevitable lack of trust that will occur as a result of years of deception. I gotta admit, I didn't trust my mother for years after the discovery. I'm not going to say I was adversely affected for life :laugh:, but I had a hard time believing a word she said for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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