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Well it was a must win then with 2 games to go in the season in our house and the game fell on Christmas Eve but I remember singing these songs in the parking lot and it led to a HUGE Skins victory....hopefully they will work the same wonders this time around. Here are my favorites:

T’was the Night Before Giants

T’was the night before Giants, and all cross the mall

The talk was not Christmas, but Redskins football

The Giants are coming, to DC to fill

Our need for some payback, and get Eli drilled.

The fans will be huddled, with fists over head

While visions of playoffs, dance through our heads

The beer will be flowing, from bottle and tap

As we settle in our seat, of the stadium and chat

When up on the PA there arose such a clatter,

The games about to start, and nothing else matters.

Away from concessions they’ll run like a flash,

To get some more booze, before the teams clash

They’ll pound on their chests and yell here we go

lets go pound the Giants, we owe them you know

When, what to our wondering ears should we hear,

Manning confessing he gets trashed from one beer,

With a skinny young QB, that thinks he’s so slick,

The defense will crush him it’s gonna be sick

More rapid than Santana the blitzes they’ll come,

and we will pound Eli until he is numb.

With Safteys and Corners plus others blitzin

In Eli’s draws, you could find some shlitzin

So hit him so hard he fumbles the ball

Then dash away! dash away! To the endzone yall

As long passes that before, we didn’t see fly,

Brunell’s old arm will light up the sky,

To all the receivers the passes they flew,

to Moss in the end zone, he’ll get at least two

And then, in a twinkling, we will see proof

Portis’ numbers will go through the roof

The offense is clicking , it’s turning around,

and don’t worry people, Gibbs is stickin’ around

We’ll be dressed in our gear, from our heads to our feet,

and as we see the coin tossed, we fly out of our seat;

A bundle of nerves, as the coin hits the ground

The Redskins will receive, what a wonderful sound.

Our eyes -- how they twinkle! our smiles so merry!

Those white on white uni’s, look so damn cherry!

With a quick little wave, all players in a row

The ball is kicked off, it’s time for the show;

Coughlin’s their coach and acts like a creep,

and his team just got flagged, for a hit that was cheep;

So he rants and he raves, as we stare at the screen,

In the upper deck don’t you know things get obscene.

He’s a crazy old bird, jumping around like an elf,

And I laugh when I see him, I may piss myself;

I look at this guy and think in my head,

at this point he’s having strong feelings of dread;

Gibbs spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

and unlike Coughlin, doesn’t act like a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, to the QB he chose;

Mark sprang from the huddle, the fans scream and whistled,

And away Portis flew, just like a cruise missile.

But I heard him exclaim, as he ran out of sight,

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, LETS CRUSH THE GIANTS TONIGHT"

The 12 Days of Redskins’mas

On the first day of Christmas,

The Redskins gave to me, A Blowout Vic-tor-eeee

On the second day of Christmas,

The Redskins gave to me, Two Counter Treys

On the third day of Christmas,

The Redskins gave to me, Three Rushing Touchdowns

On the fourth day of Christmas,

The Redskins gave to me, Four Giant fumbles

On the fifth day of Christmas,

The Redskins gave to me, Five Super Bowl Rings!!!

On the sixth day of Christmas,

The Redskins gave to me, Six Giants injured

On the seventh day of Christmas,

The Redskins gave to me, Seven Moss Touchdown Catches

On the eighth day of Christmas,

The Redskins gave to me, Eight Sacks of Manning

On the ninth day of Christmas,

The Redskins gave to me, Nine Redskins End zone Dancing

On the tenth day of Christmas,

The Redskins gave to me, Ten Sean Taylor Tackles(RIP)

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

The Redskins gave to me, Eleven Fighting for Old DC

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

The Redskins gave to me, the 12th Man always on our feet

Santana Claus is Coming to Town

You better play back

Don't try to be sly

Don't put eight men in the box

I'm telling you, you'll just get fried

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

He's going to make you miss

He's going to score twice

Putting on the afterburners and melting all the ice

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

He'll make you look like you're sleeping

He'll turn you around with his double fake

He just got voted to the Probowl

So you know he's GOOD for goodness sake

With big brass horns and big red drums

The band is playing Hail to the redskins, because we just won

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

He'll make you look like you're sleeping

He'll turn you around with his double fake

He just got voted to the Pro Bowl

So you know he's GOOD for goodness sake

You better play back

Don't try to be sly

Don't put eight men in the box

I'm telling you, you'll just get fried

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

Santana Moss is making

Santana Moss is making

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

Santana's a busy man, but he's always got time to play

He's got millions of adoring fans to make Happy the eve of Christmas Day.

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

Making Touch Downs

Santana Moss is making Touch Downs

Making Touch Downs

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I wrote the 12 Days of Redskinsmas and the other two were Extremeskin fellas whom I can not recall...hopefully not violating any copyright laws. Shouldnt be too hard to edit a couple of names and make them sensible for this weekend. Go Skins...I'd love to see a snow game.

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This one is still my favorite from 2005....HAIL

`Twas the night before G-men, and all through NY,

Not a creature was stirring, except young Eli.

"I can't help it coach," he said on the phone.

"That defense of theirs might break all my bones."

Little Manning was right to feel so afraid,

For throughout Redskins Park , new plans had been made.

Some ingenious blitzes from Gregg and his peers,

would have that 12-year-old face crying 12-year-old tears.

"Go to sleep," said Coach Coughlin, his tone growing sour.

"You're late to your bed by at least half an hour.

If it were up to me, I would give you a fine,

But I ran out last month, so you get off this time."

The youngster hung up, brushed his teeth, combed his hair

Ignored thoughts of shaving because nothing was there,

Checked under his bed for LaVar or Sean T. ,

Then climbed under his blanket in supposed safety.

But up on the roof there arose such a clatter,

Eli sprung from his rest to see what was the matter.

Away to the window he flew like a jet,

(Except one Mr. Coles , whose toe isn't healed yet).

The moon shone down on the bright, sleepless city,

Whose quarterback the country would very soon pity,

For up in the sky, who else should appear,

But Santana Claus, pulled by red-skinned reindeer.

"I've come with a present," said the quick little man,

As he walked to Eli with a bag in his hand.

"It's a sack, from our defense, just a little preview.

There's more where that came from, and they're all aimed at you."

Leaving behind the speechless QB

Santana flew off at roughly mach 3

With the night quieter than it was before,

Eli returned to his bed, wondering what was in store.

Less than twelve hours later, and much further south,

The Redskins were waiting to punch Big Blue in the mouth.

As they took the field to explosions and screams,

They had but one mission – to end New York 's dreams.

"The Giants are talking about first-round byes,"

said Head Coach Joe Gibbs with fire in his eyes.

"They think we're a cupcake, a present in wrappin'.

Let's send them all home wondering what the hell happened."

And so, as a coin fall determined the kick,

Little Eli was already feeling quite sick.

His team had called heads, and heads had prevailed,

He'd soon face the defense that was making him pale.

A short return meant it was time for the D,

Eleven men bent on destroying Tiki,

And Shockey, and Toomer, and yes, Burress, too,

But the biggest target of all was the Manning in blue.

With hours of game tape sealed inside his head,

Gregg Williams was ready to make the G-men see red.

Red in the backfield, red on the ball,

Red on the helmets that would form a brick wall.

"On, Marcus ! On, Phillip!

On, Sean and LaVar!

On, Griffin ! On, Pierson!

On, Joe and Lemar!

These Giants are destined for quite a big fall,

Now blitz away! Blitz away! Blitz away all!"

From the very first snap, New York had no chance.

While Eli laid hurting, Big Joe did a dance.

It was just one of many Jacked Ups of the day,

With a solid three hours of pain on display.

For New York 's "Second Coming," the beatings were blurred.

The number of hits was simply absurd.

After the third straight sack from a Clemons brother,

Eli was left wanting only his mother.

As the final gun sounded and the Giants limped home,

Joe Gibbs was left searching the field like a comb.

He wanted a camera from a DC station,

So he could directly address all of Redskin Nation.

Having finally found his electronic desire,

The coach sent a message as warm as a fire.

"You've been patient since the days of RFK and Jack,

So Merry Christmas, `Skins fans – we're finally back."

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this thread just made me so happy.

HAIL!

Glad to hear it...hopefully people will have some to add by Sunday. Anything to distract me from watching Sean Taylor videos endlessly and crying like a baby. God I love him. Im coming to grips with the fact that he was never meant for this world...he was always just too good to be here. Bless you Sean. 21 FOREVER.

Brookville eh? Capital for a day. I'm from Olney.

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I wrote the 12 Days of Redskinsmas and the other two were Extremeskin fellas whom I can not recall...hopefully not violating any copyright laws. Shouldnt be too hard to edit a couple of names and make them sensible for this weekend. Go Skins...I'd love to see a snow game.

:gaintsuck

I wrote the first one. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.............. :silly: :laugh:

Here's an old thread with a bunch of songs. I think Blondie has a new thread floating around now.

:cheers:

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  • 11 months later...

MY FAVORITE THINGS

Big hits on Toomer, and the stuffing of Bradshaw,

Picking off Eli and being there to see it all,

Seven-and-four seasons turned Super Bowl rings,

These are a few of my favorite things!

Portis and 'Tana running through the secondary,

Making B. Jacobs tiptoe like a fairy,

Honoring Taylor, with the Ring of Fame,

These are my favorite parts of the game!

Zorn and the boys fighting for all the masses!

Ninety-thousand screaming "Now go kick their asses!"

Rainy days brightened by huge Redskin wins,

Stories of glory days here once again!

When the Giants score,

When the Pokes win,

When I'm feeling sad,

I just remember that Sean is still silently here,

And then I don't feeeeeeel sooooo baaaaaaad!!!!!!

:point2sky

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CLINTON THE REDSKINS RUNNING BACK

Clinton, the Redskins running back,

Had a very quick first step.

And if you ever saw it,

You'd surely say, "What the heck?"

All of the Giants players,

Used to laugh and call him names.

They didn't think that Clinton,

Could beat 'em at there own game!

Then one rainy day at FedEx,

Coach Zorn came to say,

"Clinton with your game so strong,

It's time get your kick-ass on."

All of the Skins fans loved him,

As they shouted out his name,

They'll never for-get Clinton,

Or today's 350-yard game!

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REDSKINS WE SEE ON THE FIELD!

Redskins we see on the field!

Roughly running o'er New York!

Please go after Eli now!

Smash that goofy drunken dork!

Zoooo-ooooo-ooooo-oooo-ooooorny-ah!

Beat the Giants todaaaay-oh!

Zoooo-ooooo-ooooo-oooo-oooooorny-ah!

Beat the Giants todaaa-aaaay-oh!

We might be just sev'n and four!

Go ahead and take us light!

If you do, you'll surely get,

One ho-ly hell of a fight!

Zoooo-ooooo-ooooo-oooo-ooooorny-ah!

Beat the Giants todaaaay-oh!

Zoooo-ooooo-ooooo-oooo-ooooorny-ah!

Beat the Giants todaaa-aaaay-oh!

Now the champ-i-ons draw nigh,

Coming into FedEx Field!

Beat them up so thoroughly,

It'll take them years to heal!

Zoooo-ooooo-ooooo-oooo-ooooorny-ah!

Beat the Giants todaaay-oh!

Zooo-oooooo-ooooo-oooo-ooooorny-ah!

Beat the Giants todaaa-aaaay-oh!

:point2sky

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OH GIANT STADIUM, FEDEX FIELD

Oh giant stadium, FedEx Field!

Our voices now we rise!

And on behalf fans e'erywhere,

We sing unto our guys!

Dear Redskins hailest to thee,

And hail you once again,

Now hail unto victory,

Let's beat the Giants again!

It matters not whether pass or run,

We want a whole lot more!

Let's beateth and then swampeth them,

Skins, cause the points to soar!

Fight on till you have won, Skins,

Dear burgundy and gold!

And let the throng of Skins fans sing,

"Hail Redskins," in the cold.

:point2sky

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HAVE A JOLLY FOOTBALL SEASON

Have a jolly football season,

It's the best time of the year.

Say "hello" to fans you know,

And have another beer.

Have a jolly football season,

And in case you cannot sing,

That's just fine, sit back and dine,

Have another of Pez's wings.

Oh ho, the Giants go,

Into the abyss.

Pee before you take your seat

Or our touchdowns you will miss!

Have a jolly football season,

And in case you didn't hear,

Oh by golly,

We're split-ting with the Giants, this year!

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JASON THE QB

Jason the QB,

Was an Auburn Tiger grad,

In 2008 he was on his way,

To becoming the best we've had.

He liked the West Coast offense,

And in it he did thrive,

From the slants and screens,

To beating teams with a sneaky QB dive.

There must've been some magic in,

That helmet on his head.

Af-ter-all, it was just last year,

ES left him for dead!

Oh, Jason the QB,

Was as good has could be,

And he didn't even throw a pick,

Until almost week 13.

Throw-ity, throw throw,

Throw-ity, throw throw,

Look at Jason's glee!

Throw-ity, throw throw,

Throw-ity, throw throw,

As he lights up the Giants' D!

Jason the QB,

Knew the game was almost o'er,

But he tucked the ball, and he ran so tall,

For another Redskins score!

And when the game was over,

He heard Tom Coughlin say,

"Wow, that guy's good, and he probably should,

Kick our ass again someday."

Throw-ity, throw throw,

Throw-ity, throw throw,

Look at Jason lead!

Throw-ity, throw throw,

Throw-ity, throw throw,

The Skins to vic-tor-y!

:point2sky

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