TheMalcolmConnection Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Seriously, it sounds like she KNOWS the game is going to be on and wants to question how much you care. I'll ALWAYS stick it to my wife before Redskins. ALWAYS. I love the Redskins, but they certainly don't give me sexual pleasure. Not only that, we ALL know most typical "I just came home and let's get our groove on" sex sessions last no more than 20-30 minutes. Hell, that's half the first quarter and some commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pappy1271 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 You watch the skins, and send me your wife. Sorry, had to do it. Seriously, either way you will feel screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMalcolmConnection Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 You watch the skins, and send me your wife.Sorry, had to do it. Seriously, either way you will feel screwed. And so will she! ZING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGI Jef Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Go with the two minute drill. as long as you dont drive the length of the field and throw a pick... cant botch the ending... tgijef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverForget ST#21 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 print off this thread and give it to her as a token of how much you love her....then wake her up after the game and go to town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Adama Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 ...bang the wife in front of the computer while you are watching the game...Problem solved. Bingo! Doggy-style if she likes watching the Skins too, or missionary if she doesn't. Problem solved. Everybody's happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 OMG, this thread is hilarious...I mena not the whole thing about you and your wife having problems, but some of the 'advice' given by other fans. As a chick...and as a big proponent of keeping marriages together, I'm obliged to say go for the wife. However, I'd never ask my boyfriend to choose between me and his passion(s), just like I'd never want him to make me choose...there's room for BOTH in life. To be totally honest though, I'd be pretty pissed if my boyfriend (who knows me well enough to know that I'm an extreme 'Skins fan and never miss a game, whether I have to watch it on the internet or not) asked me to choose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 ...bang the wife in front of the computer while you are watching the game...Problem solved. LOL :laugh: Listen to this man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 You may not have noticed that the original poster, like me, is from Conn. So...if you don't have the NFL Network then you do not get to see the game because you are not from one of the local areas. Hence, our brother here has his dilemma because he can only watch the game on his computer. TiVO does him no good... ...which brings me to a question for geo-challenged fans. How do you live without DirecTV? The NFL Network and Sunday Ticket are what gets me through life. I can't live without them... Valid point, I live out here in Cali and I would die without DirectTV and Sunday ticket. Seriously. I would go insane and die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlinginSammy HOF '63 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 when one puts the football game ahead of their marriage they need a reality check. Especially if you have kids. If you have kids, dude, bypass the game and fix this marriage.Seriously, think about the brownie points you'd earn if you told her the Skins are on tonight, but our relationship is more important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 when one puts the football game ahead of their marriage they need a reality check. Especially if you have kids. If you have kids, dude, bypass the game and fix this marriage.Seriously, think about the brownie points you'd earn if you told her the Skins are on tonight, but our relationship is more important That is the truth - I think the thread is funny as a joke, but if it's serious, there are bigger problems here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelvin Bryant Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 There are always the commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan4221977 Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 That is the truth - I think the thread is funny as a joke, but if it's serious, there are bigger problems here. It's not very serious. I'll be a good husband and handle the situation appropriately, but I am a little irked about missing so much of the game. But I was interested in seeing how some of the more ExtremeSkins would offer in terms of "advice." Especially the more hardcore ones. But yes, the part about the marriage being in trouble is, sadly, true. But hey, we're working through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjwilliams76 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Wife. Make her remember it too. A few "big plays" in the bedroom will do far more for you than watching people who won't offer any reciprocity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrettyInPink_SkinsGear Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Well, I'm a girl, and I have to say, I'd never plan a "nookie" night on football night! Is she crazy? But then again, I am an "extreme" Skins fan so go figure. But I would never make my man choose either. There are 5 or 6 other nights of the week to get nookie... That being said...hmmmm. This is probably a test. If you decline sex, you will fail. If you postpone sex, you will fail. I'd have to say, tonight, unfortunately, it's the wifey. Just my .02 from the feminine perspective. What a fortunate position for you to be in though (no pun intended). LOL! Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjwilliams76 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 That being said...hmmmm. This is probably a test. If you decline sex, you will fail. If you postpone sex, you will fail. Good luck bro. A husband turning down sex is the gayest thing I have ever heard. My wife would never have to "test" me. Touch me and its on. Game or no game! P.S. thank you DirecTV :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Throw her the bone and get your marriage straight. :2cents: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Washington53fan Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Hell of a choice to make on a thursday nite my friend....most days you'd be lucky to get either one...but make sure you take care of business like a PRO if you are going to miss such a big game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charm City Sports Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 You have not gotten any in a while, so I would det busy during halftime. I am sure that would leave you time to get yours, and fix a snack, grab a sixer from the store and enjoy the second half...much more relaxed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21ST21 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 bang the wife during commerical break.. usually 60-90 seconds is all that is needed.. then cuddle with the remote control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan since a Fetus Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Maybe your wife's problem with you is that you look to a bunch of silly people on a message board for advice when you should already know the answer to your question. Soooooo....of course you choose the Skins. Wives are a dime a dozen. Do the Skins make you choose between her and them? No. The Skins are always here for you, no matter how much of a (add derogatory name here) you are. Good luck and I hope you choose the one that understands that you are not a simple minded person, but you are a complex person with many interests and needs that have to be fulfilled. Hint: Choose Skins, because they understand the complex person that is you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjwilliams76 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 bang the wife during commerical break.. usually 60-90 seconds is all that is needed.. then cuddle with the remote control WOW. You are gonna have a short marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 LOL at this thread..the answer is obvious your wife..and yes bring flowers do you guys not know how to romance women? lol redskins will be there as long as you will can you say the same for your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinscountry Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Maybe your wife's problem with you is that you look to a bunch of silly people on a message board for advice when you should already know the answer to your question. Soooooo....of course you choose the Skins. Wives are a dime a dozen. Do the Skins make you choose between her and them? No. The Skins are always here for you, no matter how much of a (add derogatory name here) you are. Good luck and I hope you choose the one that understands that you are not a simple minded person, but you are a complex person with many interests and needs that have to be fulfilled. Hint: Choose Skins, because they understand the complex person that is you! Is that you Dr. Phil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrettyInPink_SkinsGear Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 bang the wife during commerical break.. usually 60-90 seconds is all that is needed.. then cuddle with the remote control Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You're kidding right? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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