Pookie Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Wow, the perfect wife! .....are you married? Summer 2008. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyman214 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 ...bang the wife in front of the computer while you are watching the game...Problem solved. Best quote ever on this forum!! :notworthy I can't wait to show this to the wife and say "See, i'm not the only one that thinks this way!!".. Made my day! :applause: :applause: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pookie Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Pookie, your hubby is one LUCKY man. :thumbsup: Aww, thx. I remind him of that very day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd Braun Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Tell her you've posted your marital problems on a Redskins message board, then you can watch this and every other game the Redskins ever play in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ball Coach Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 No wonder you have marital problems, there is no way my wife would ever want to have sex with me while I was watching a Redskins game. Wait a sec, that didn't come out right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tone_dubbz Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Well........if they lose.......and you miss out on some moo shu from wifey.........are you going to be upset? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kleese Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Here's an idea: Tell your wife you posted all of this info on the internet for a bunch of crazies to read. I guarantee you that your problem will be solved. Enjoy the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjdowns Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Summer 2008. Somebody got a great girl. Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Bingo. Kill two birds with one stone. Kill two birds and throw stones. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan035 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Call a time-out on the sex but not two in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mendes Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Well if you get teased by your wife it's fun and you'll still drop a nut...the skins will definitely tease you but they won't pull it out in the end. Go with the wife in the no huddle or cuddle offense and then tune in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Between this and the Michael Franks thread, God is shining brightly on this board today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duenni Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I can't believe you are actually asking this!!! The wife 100 times out of 100!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMarco Murray 29 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Go to the wife .... and get a DVR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ball Coach Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 In all honesty, your wife should know you enough that she would wait until after the game if it means that much to you (as it should). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogLife4Ever Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 The game is only there for 3 hours, your wife will be there for a lot longer. Keep the snake in the cave until the game is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnhay Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 **** your wife. Now do whatever you interpreted that statement to mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseGoForTheWin Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Well, since we're 5-7 I'd say that you better go for the wife, though in your case action and Redskins wins are about as uncommon, so it's a tough call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselfan44 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Redskins 12-0.....redskins. Redskins 5-7........wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseGoForTheWin Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 In all honesty, your wife should know you enough that she would wait until after the game if it means that much to you (as it should). I'll agree with this. My girl watched last week's game with me, but was late for a funeral just so we could have some fun. I think I got the better end of that deal, but still, you'll have that sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rskins06 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Just wait for a commercial break, if you are like the rest of us who get it everyonce in awhile, you won't need much more time than that. But if you have to chose, better chose the wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigswanny Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I would go with the wife if she is hot. I mean think about it you get some and catch the end of the game then all is well or you skip and watch the game and we lose then you have lost twice in the same night. As said before you should do no less than the "Two Minute Drill" and do it No huddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTechnik Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Well, we know which one sucks regularly in the fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmet959 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I think your halftime show will be better than the one at the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC girl Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 No wonder your wife doesn't want to have sex with you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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