HateYanksDukeCowboys Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Go with the no huddle offense. Its a sure-fire way to score and doesn't take much time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Do the wife. Get one of your buddies to tape the game for you so she doesn't get suspicious. Take your time, do it right and when you blow, scream "Touchdown, Washington Redskins". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbuccaro Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Man - I got a wife like that, and she's a B.S. COWBOYS FAN to boot! You gotta play the game back. I'd tell her I had something else to do (not watching the skins) and ask her if we could get together on Fri. instead. You gotta get both if you want a victory here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 WIFE, take care of the wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARSHtheDARSH Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I cannot believe people need help with stuff like this. Perhaps this is the reason why your marriage is in trouble. QFT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pookie Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 As a woman reading this thread...this is freaking hilarious. And altho I feel a wee bit sorry for you, I'll feel more sorry for you still if you miss the opening play of the game. So that's where I stand. If she knows you're hardcore Skin, trust me, she'll deal and she won't go anywhere. I mean, go take care of business and do whatever you need to do whenever you need to do it, but any woman worth her salt, marital issues or not, understands that with all that's been going on in the Redskins family, you're more than entitled to this game. It should literally be a freebie. Just my thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUBAKAH Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 If you truly would even consider watching the Skins over your wife you have serious marriage issues. You can score in the Red Zone. The Skins can't. Any questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Joe Hog Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 OK, it's not QUITE that serious. But my wife and I have been in trouble and on the brink of splitting for awhile. Needless to say, I'm not getting much action. So last night, we have a REALLY good conversation and made A LOT of progress, but she's too tired for a little fun. She hints that tonight when I get home, there could be a surprise waiting for me.Now here's the problem. I'm getting home a little late, because the company president is in town and wants to take us all out for drinks. By the time I get home, I'll have probably missed most of the first half. And since I have to watch on the Web, I can't TiVo it. So do I go about seducing the wife, knowing that the opportunity may not come up soon, and miss all but the fourth quarter? Or do I put her off for the Skins? Serious dilemma here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUBAKAH Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Man - I got a wife like that, and she's a B.S. COWBOYS FAN to boot! O HELL NO. A wife that's a Cowboy fan. Welcome to my ignore list. j/k better you than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Videla3 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 HA! Knowing how ALL of our games this season have been going so far (with the exception of two), this game will end up coming down to the last drive of the last minute of the last down. No doubt it will end up on NFL Replay.... GO FOR THE WIFE and watch the game later!!!!!:logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brotherz Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 If the skins record was better Id say its a dilemma but at 5-7 and not even being able to win the tribute game to Sean Taylor at home against the 5-6 bills I think your marriage might be more important. If you can get home for half time you got 15 minutes, I don't know about you but I don't need much more than that. HAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbuccaro Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 O HELL NO. A wife that's a Cowboy fan. Welcome to my ignore list. j/k better you than me. Yeah!! But she's good - she knows booty time is never the same as Skins' time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Joe Hog Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Stay home and watch the Skins. Send your wife to have drinks with the boss. After they have a few drinks, your boss can take your wife back to his hotel and hit it for you. That way, you can watch the whole game, satisfy your wife, and help your career all at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nneece Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 OK, it's not QUITE that serious. But my wife and I have been in trouble and on the brink of splitting for awhile. Needless to say, I'm not getting much action. So last night, we have a REALLY good conversation and made A LOT of progress, but she's too tired for a little fun. She hints that tonight when I get home, there could be a surprise waiting for me.Now here's the problem. I'm getting home a little late, because the company president is in town and wants to take us all out for drinks. By the time I get home, I'll have probably missed most of the first half. And since I have to watch on the Web, I can't TiVo it. So do I go about seducing the wife, knowing that the opportunity may not come up soon, and miss all but the fourth quarter? Or do I put her off for the Skins? Serious dilemma here... The way this team plays go with the wife... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydshobob Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Send the wife out with the boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceviker Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 If this seriously a hard decesicon then you sir do not have your priorties straight. I mean jesus, I can't believe you would even CONSIDER these alternatives. Come one man, some things are just more important than others in life. Watch the Redskins, duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Watch the game then get to the action. What she cant wait like 30-45 minutes?? She better be smoking hot to be putting up with this.Boy, talk about shallowness. :doh:Sacrifice the Skins on the altar for the sake of your marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pookie Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I'm all for marital harmony...but come on......... In our house the Mr. & I have an agreement. Arguments and/or fights can take place at any point during AFC games. They can also take place during the commercial breaks of certain NFC games--depending on the team and how much love we're feeling for them in a particular season. But during a SKINS game, well that is holy and sacred and trumps any past, present or future argument. I'm not saying you should get a steak and bj, but I am saying you should expect a little understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFan48 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: ...bang the wife in front of the computer while you are watching the game...Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjdowns Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 As a woman reading this thread...this is freaking hilarious.And altho I feel a wee bit sorry for you, I'll feel more sorry for you still if you miss the opening play of the game. So that's where I stand. If she knows you're hardcore Skin, trust me, she'll deal and she won't go anywhere. I mean, go take care of business and do whatever you need to do whenever you need to do it, but any woman worth her salt, marital issues or not, understands that with all that's been going on in the Redskins family, you're more than entitled to this game. It should literally be a freebie. Just my thoughts. Wow, the perfect wife! .....are you married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFan48 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Go with the no huddle offense. Its a sure-fire way to score and doesn't take much time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneBoost Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Is this an honest question, come on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFan48 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 thats funny:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :applause: :applause: :dallasuck Stay home and watch the Skins. Send your wife to have drinks with the boss. After they have a few drinks, your boss can take your wife back to his hotel and hit it for you.That way, you can watch the whole game, satisfy your wife, and help your career all at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Pookie, your hubby is one LUCKY man. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyfar Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 If you truly would even consider watching the Skins over your wife you have serious marriage issues. You can score in the Red Zone. The Skins can't. Any questions? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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