Bostic Hog Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 For the last 6 weeks or so, Big Sexy and I have been really pushing to the ES community what a great value the Tailgate Lot is: $25 to park -- easy walk to ES tailgate -- traffic is smooth after the game --- blah blah blah Well, in the interest of fairness, I'd like to point out the downside to parking there: Exhibit #1 Exhibit #2: Yes, my ES brethren, I've been told that the "shortcut down the hill" can be treacherous -- I've not had a problem until last night. I guess I had one too many beeers after the game and was unable to make it up the hill. In fact, Big Sexy tried assisting me for 20 minutes -- with absolutely no success. We eventually staggered around to the paved walkway. I must pat myself on the back for perserverance. I tried my ass off; but I would get 5 steps up the hill and then WOOOOOOOOOOM, I'd slide right back down. FOR 20 MINUTES!! Thank you, Big Sexy, for looking out for a brotha! Just wanted everyone to know to be careful on that hill Til the Bills game, chow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 :laugh: :doh: Glad you made it back home....I saw your "incident" by the coolers after the game. AS you laid upon the ground...Big Sexy turned to me and said "Looks like I am driving". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Hehehe.....classic! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 There is not a better companion for the truly sapped than The Big Sexy. And by the way a truly classic story. I can just picture Ed trying to get you up that hill. Bet your wife just shook her head when you showed up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrumanB Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I must pat myself on the back for perserverance. I tried my ass off; but I would get 5 steps up the hill and then WOOOOOOOOOOM, I'd slide right back down. FOR 20 MINUTES!! :laugh: :owned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Just be glad unsonny wasn't there to take live action shots or video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Sexy Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I must pat myself on the back for perserverance. I tried my ass off; but I would get 5 steps up the hill and then WOOOOOOOOOOM, I'd slide right back down. FOR 20 MINUTES!! I must say that was the funniest 20 minutes ive seen in a long time. Next time bring your cleats. ALSO BETTER YOU THAN ME HE HE!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I must say that was the funniest 20 minutes ive seen in a long time. Next time bring your cleats. ALSO BETTER YOU THAN ME HE HE!!!!!!!!!!!! leave the church cruisers and bring the cleats. here's a trick, when two people walking one behind another are holding on to a 2x4 (the same board) on their shoulder, it's like 4 wheel drive up the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9_to_42_td Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Can't a rope be tied to the top somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunny Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 No worries. I've seen plenty of people struggling up that hill. It is a funny mental image though. :laugh: I've had some experiences there too. I've lost my shoe in the stream or puddle thing. I've fallen while going down the hill. I've had my rear slapped while going up the hill by a random stranger. :doh: Although I think the guy was giving me an encouragement slap on the ass as I was struggling. And, I'm sure I'll have many more memories to cherish before the end of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Worst part was, even after that impressive slide, he got up just in time to see this: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bostic Hog Posted November 13, 2007 Author Share Posted November 13, 2007 Can't a rope be tied to the top somewhere? Maybe we can pool some money and buy a chair lift like a ski slope for after the games! The sapped one is in trouble with that hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheHumidor Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Wish I could've seen it...no...wait...it would have all been a blur. Good seeing you guys! Glad we caught up. Welcome to the Terrordome...A.K.A. "The Humidor"! Ha ha. Good times. Do it again in 2+weeks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFanDelaware Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Damn Bostic wish we woulda stuck around too see that.. but then again we were waiting in the tailgate lot for you guys to get back for those filet wrapped in bacon.. damn you Great times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bostic Hog Posted November 13, 2007 Author Share Posted November 13, 2007 Damn Bostic wish we woulda stuck around too see that.. but then again we were waiting in the tailgate lot for you guys to get back for those filet wrapped in bacon.. damn you Great times I'm sorry dude! I was in some sad shape. I hope you guys had a good time anyway. I know Big Sexy and I had a great time hanging with ya'll. We'll definitely do it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halter91 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 damn Bill, got all banged up eh? Nice job by Eddy getting you home safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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