tr1 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 October 18, 2007 http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=txrankings&prov=st&type=lgns By Tom Torrisi PA SportsTicker Pro Football Editor (Last week's rankings in parentheses) 1. (1) New England Patriots - Headline of last week: Men against 'Boys. 2. (2) Indianapolis Colts - Colts itching to erase memory of beat-down in Jacksonville last year. 3. (4) Jacksonville Jaguars - Little Big Man Maurice Jones-Drew starting to crank it up. 4. (5) Pittsburgh Steelers - Steelers allowing 9.4 points per game. 5. (3) Dallas Cowboys - If there had been any doubt, there's no D in Big D. 6. (7) Baltimore Ravens - Can someone explain how Brian Billick got his rep as an offensive guru? 7. (8) Green Bay Packers - No running game in sight but Koren Robinson is out of jail and back from another suspension. 8. (9) Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Jeff Garcia continues to make believers ... as well as disbelievers. 9. (13) New York Giants - Four October foes a combined 4-19. Only Playboy features more appeal in a calendar month. 10. (14) San Diego Chargers - Norv finally figured it out: Feed LT and good things happen. 11. (6) Seattle Seahawks - Shaun Alexander has that took-the-money-and-run look. 12. (11) Tennessee Titans - Vince Young's hurting, which means one too many doses of Kerry Collins. 13. (15) Denver Broncos - Who cares? The Rockies are in the World Series. 14. (17) Philadelphia Eagles - Philly's offensive problems last week a result of being partially blinded by ghastly Jets throwback uniforms. 15. (18) Carolina Panthers - Return of David Carr may send Vinny Testaverde back to rocking chair. 16. (10) Arizona Cardinals - Kurt Warner believes prayer will heal him. Start praying. 17. (12) Chicago Bears - They've got the wrong Adrian Peterson on their roster. 18. (21) Kansas City Chiefs - Divine intervention? Priest may return Sunday. 19. (23) New Orleans Saints - 1-4 never felt so good. 20. (19) Washington Redskins - Nice "No Mas" by Santana Moss after failing to make a catch and fumbling away the winning TD last week. 21. (20) Detroit Lions - Star WR Roy Williams went to work for Pizza Hut this week, but he did have a few drops. 22. (16) Cincinnati Bengals - Their offense is starting to look like they can't solve their defense. 23. (22) Houston Texans - Houston, we have a problem, and it's the injury to Andre Johnson. 24. (24) San Francisco 49ers - Rumor has it they had a bye last week, but no one can confirm it. 25. (29) Minnesota Vikings - Making Adrian Peterson the backup is brilliant ... maybe it lulls defenses to sleep. 26. (27) Cleveland Browns - Too late for Brady Quinn to petition for another year of eligibility at Notre Dame? 27. (25) Oakland Raiders - Visit from LaDainian sends Raiders from first to worst in division. 28. (28) Buffalo Bills - Trent Edwards to start over J.P. Losman. Educated guess is that ex-Yalie Dick Jauron prefers Stanford pedigree over a Tulane one. 29. (26) New York Jets - Still hanging their helmets on Week Three win over Miami (see below). 30. (30) Atlanta Falcons - Cream rises to the top and Joey Harrington sinks to ... the bench. 31. (31) St. Louis Rams - Making a hard push to take over the No. 32 slot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnLockesGhost Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Uh, what? Come again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo#44 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Uh, what? Come again? Well, at least we're ahead of the Lions in this one... This was just funny...what a moron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: o'.....kay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCranon21 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 So he has a 1-4 team over us. :laugh: What an idiot. Also he has the Broncos and the Eagles over us. Who is this clown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 More evidence that smoking crack is bad for the brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRay Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Damn how we fall that far down. I usually do not care about these things. They do not mean anything but come on now !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRay Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Damn how we fall that far down. I usually do not care about these things. They do not mean anything but come on now !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnLockesGhost Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Damn how we fall that far down. I usually do not care about these things. They do not mean anything but come on now !!! Actually we only fell one spot from last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRay Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Actually we only fell one spot from last week. My bad I have seen that now but still he's smoking crack:laugh: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllAboutSkins08 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Actually we only fell one spot from last week. i don't know what's worse, the fact that this poop-head (yea, i said poop-head) has us at the bottom of the division and ranked lower than the saints, or that the week before, even after smashing the lions, we were only ranked 19. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 The saints?! Wow, unfathomable is the retardation problem of this writer. Must be a Cowtoys fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eli to Burress Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 You look at a couple teams and you think he's taking it seriously and then you look at another couple of teams and think he's joking. :handicap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojobo Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 he doesn't consider the miami dolphins a team i guess? You think if you rank 31 teams you would at least go ahead and rank the last team on the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 another cowboy fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllAboutSkins08 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 he doesn't consider the miami dolphins a team i guess? You think if you rank 31 teams you would at least go ahead and rank the last team on the list wow, i don't know why i didn't even notice this. this guy is a 'tard. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy8467 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I may be a Cowboys fan but these rankings are crap. I would put the skins above at least five of the teams he has ranked above them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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