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Another one of those, "When should I call" threads...

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zoony

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

OMFG, dude! I can't catch my breath! :laugh:

Seriously Hog... you're an inspiration to 32 year old guys like me with absolutely no game left. My testicles are in a jar over the fireplace... occasionally my wife lets me get them down to look at them. :doh:

So now... I get to live vicariously thru you. I expect this thread to be updated afterwords with all the details!!!!! :)

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DeanCollins

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Seriously Hog... you're an inspiration to 32 year old guys like me with absolutely no game left. My testicles are in a jar over the fireplace... occasionally my wife lets me get them down to look at them. :doh:

So now... I get to live vicariously thru you. I expect this thread to be updated afterwords with all the details!!!!! :)

smokescreen for the playa that's on the road 24 weeks a year :silly:

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DjTj

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All right Hog, I'll help you out. First, you have to answer a couple of questions.
To make it easier in future threads like this, I think we need to come up with a scientific solution...
How long ago did you find her on myspace?
Days since you first showed romantic interest = λ ... I think you also need to consider the the fact that you're friends already, so let's say the number of months you have known each other = ω
Did you mention anywhere that you made a lengthy search to find her?
Appearance of desperation = α (on a 1-10 scale)
How long ago did you get her number?
Days since getting number = δ
How long was it from when you first heard back from her on myspace & when you got the number?
Ease in getting the number = η (on a 1-10 scale)
I may or may not overanlayze things, by the way.......
The number of days you should wait is:

3 × λ/(ω+1) × α/η - δ :geek:

For the run-of-the-mill pickup where you meet someone and flirt with them immediately, this yields the standard three day rule when the desperation/easiness factor is about even.

For hog, the numbers are λ=3, ω=100, α=7, η=10, and δ=2. This yields a result of -1.94 ... which means you should have called her two days ago. She probably would have been making you breakfast this morning.

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To make it easier in future threads like this, I think we need to come up with a scientific solution...

Days since you first showed romantic interest = λ ... I think you also need to consider the the fact that you're friends already, so let's say the number of months you have known each other = ω

Appearance of desperation = α (on a 1-10 scale)

Days since getting number = δ

Ease in getting the number = η (on a 1-10 scale)

The number of days you should wait is:

3 × λ/(ω+1) × α/η - δ :geek:

For the run-of-the-mill pickup where you meet someone and flirt with them immediately, this yields the standard three day rule when the desperation/easiness factor is about even.

For hog, the numbers are λ=3, ω=100, α=7, η=10, and δ=2. This yields a result of -1.94 ... which means you should have called her two days ago. She probably would have been making you breakfast this morning.

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Teller

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You only live once.

Might as well get back on the bike and give her a jingle.

Plus, it's not like you got her number at a bar. If that was the case you might wait a day or two, but you know this woman.

Call her!

I did, ill. Like I said, we're going to the party. Who knows where it'll go after that, but it's a start. :)

Seriously Hog... you're an inspiration to 32 year old guys like me with absolutely no game left. My testicles are in a jar over the fireplace... occasionally my wife lets me get them down to look at them. :doh:

So now... I get to live vicariously thru you. I expect this thread to be updated afterwords with all the details!!!!! :)

zoon, my brother, the day you live vicariously through me is the day you just need to quit. Cereally. Vicarious boredom is no better than the real thing. :laugh:

smokescreen for the playa that's on the road 24 weeks a year :silly:

Indeed. He's got a thread that he only PM's to his friends entitled, "Fun People to do in a ____________ Hotel Room." :silly:

Hog, i reached 8K today, and am 21.. wheres the love for my tribute?

Change your name. Seriously. PM Om and ask to be Jimmy-Bob Cornapple. Then I'll remember you, and I'll do one when you hit 10,000. There are variations of skinfan-number-whatever out the ass on here. No offense, you're a victim of circumstance. :whoknows:

To make it easier in future threads like this, I think we need to come up with a scientific solution...

Days since you first showed romantic interest = λ ... I think you also need to consider the the fact that you're friends already, so let's say the number of months you have known each other = ω

Appearance of desperation = α (on a 1-10 scale)

Days since getting number = δ

Ease in getting the number = η (on a 1-10 scale)

The number of days you should wait is:

3 × λ/(ω+1) × α/η - δ :geek:

For the run-of-the-mill pickup where you meet someone and flirt with them immediately, this yields the standard three day rule when the desperation/easiness factor is about even.

For hog, the numbers are λ=3, ω=100, α=7, η=10, and δ=2. This yields a result of -1.94 ... which means you should have called her two days ago. She probably would have been making you breakfast this morning.

Tj, I love ya bro. You've pwn3d me more times on this site than anyone else, and I get a kick out of it every time. But dude, come on. A 7 for desperation? After the one night stand with 18-year old stripper the other night, I would've said 4.5, but what do I know?

I mean, what? :paranoid: :laugh:

I think h_h either has to really like you or really hate you to do all the research necessary for one of his posts.

You're just not a major player :silly:

Haha, nothing like subcontracting your ***hole-ism. :laugh:

Check's in the mail, bro. :silly:

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I did, ill. Like I said, we're going to the party. Who knows where it'll go after that, but it's a start. :)

:cheers: Hey, I'm glad it worked.

It takes a strong man to ask a girl to prom in his thirties. Remember, each milkshake has a different meaning. Don't buy her chocolate unless you really mean it. Girls know, you know.

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Burgold

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Nah, HH is a bobby sockser kind of guy. Can't you see him taking his girl to the Arnold's and ordering a pop? Maybe sharing a burger and being magnamimous by ordering two orders of fries? I can totally see that. Tennessee Ernie Ford on the juke box. You may be right that he's not quite aggressive to order a malted beverage, but I just thought he should know what it's all about.

Just don't order the boysenberry milkshake. Never order the boysenberry.

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Teller

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He says that he loves me ... but he doesn't call. :(

:idea: Maybe he really doesn't love me. :cry:

Ohhhh....I see how it is...You forgot that I asked you to dinner and a night on the town, right? As I recall, you completely ignored my invitation. :(;)

Besides. Girls that actually WANT me to call do some really obvious things...Giving me their phone number, for instance. :silly: :laugh:

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:cheers: Hey, I'm glad it worked.

It takes a strong man to ask a girl to prom in his thirties. Remember, each milkshake has a different meaning. Don't buy her chocolate unless you really mean it. Girls know, you know.

Thanks Burgy. I'm not really up on relationship symbolism. Never have been.

It's funny. When I was pursuing this girl back in the day, my wife was pursuing me. Thing is, I was COMPLETELY blind to the signs from both of them.

When I had my graduation party, my future wife brought me a single red rose. And I told her, "That was really sweet, but I really didn't expect you to bring anything." :doh: Meanwhile, she was thinking, "Will you just **** me already?" :laugh:

I'm not one for subtlety. If you want to tell me something, you've just got to come out and say it. No beating around the bush. (Well, at least not figuratively.) :D :laugh:

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