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This is why people are afraid of clowns.

Clown kicks in door, punches resident

MARION - A man in white and black clown makeup kicked in the door of a Marion man's residence and punched him Friday night, police said.

Matthew Hoffner, of 121-D Southview Dr., told police that around 11 p.m., he heard a knock on his door and, when he opened it, saw three men with white face paint and black rings around their eyes and mouths, said Marion Police Lt. Steve Etzel. Hoffner closed the door, but one of the men "kicked it in" and proceeded to punch him several times.

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I would have answered the door, seen a bunch of people dressed up as clowns at my door, and gone straight for my M-1...that's just me of course.

What's this "gone for" bologna, Rock. In my case it would have been...

Open Door. Get Punched in face by clown. Draw gun & shoot clown in the back as he runs away.

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What's this "gone for" bologna, Rock. In my case it would have been...

Open Door. Get Punched in face by clown. Draw gun & shoot clown in the back as he runs away.

Well I don't usually sit around my house with loaded guns on me, they are sitting on a wall rack, under the rack is a little storage box with some ammo clips :)

Plus I don't have my .45 out here it's back home so it's a little harder to carry concealed rifles :laugh:

Did I mention I hate clowns? I do. A lot.

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Another reason to fear and hate clowns:

Christian Clown In Perv Bust

Illinois man had porn cache from trip to Philippines orphanage

OCTOBER 10--An Illinois man who worked as a "Christian clown" named Klutzo was arrested yesterday on child pornography charges for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a Philippines orphanage. According to a federal criminal complaint, Amon Paul Carlock took the illicit photos during a "clowning" trip to the House of Joy orphanage earlier this year. The photos were discovered by agents who examined Carlock's camera and laptop during a routine baggage inspection at the San Francisco airport, according to the complaint, an excerpt of which you'll find below. When agents confronted Carlock about the images, he denied possessing child pornography and having sexual contact with children. Carlock can be at right [check the link] seen in a creepy promotional video (titled "Klutzo in the Philippines") documenting his visit to the House of Joy orphanage. Regarding the naked photos of young boys, Carlock explained, "That's how they live." Three of the boys seen in the photos told investigators they woke up to find Carlock fondling and caressing them.

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