China Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 This is why people are afraid of clowns. Clown kicks in door, punches resident MARION - A man in white and black clown makeup kicked in the door of a Marion man's residence and punched him Friday night, police said. Matthew Hoffner, of 121-D Southview Dr., told police that around 11 p.m., he heard a knock on his door and, when he opened it, saw three men with white face paint and black rings around their eyes and mouths, said Marion Police Lt. Steve Etzel. Hoffner closed the door, but one of the men "kicked it in" and proceeded to punch him several times. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFanAnt Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 sounds like the dude got...should I say it?....clowned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 sounds like the dude got...should I say it?....clowned! Clpwn3d. BTW, China- You live in a mad, mad, mad, mad world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Sounds like an Insane Clown Posse! Well, no it doesn't, because ICP actually sounds like :pooh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 That's what happens when you honk another man's nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 He's lucky it wasn't Captain Spaulding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 i looked at the preview for the thread and it said: This is why people are afraid of clowns. Clown kicks in door, punches resident MARION - A man in white and black clown makeup kicked in the door of a Mario i thought this was some halloween costume thing :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Sounds like an Insane Clown Posse!Well, no it doesn't, because ICP actually sounds like :pooh: :laugh: QFT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I would have answered the door, seen a bunch of people dressed up as clowns at my door, and gone straight for my M-1...that's just me of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mass_SkinsFan Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 I would have answered the door, seen a bunch of people dressed up as clowns at my door, and gone straight for my M-1...that's just me of course. What's this "gone for" bologna, Rock. In my case it would have been... Open Door. Get Punched in face by clown. Draw gun & shoot clown in the back as he runs away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Kick in the door, wavin the four-four All you heard was Poppa don't hit me no more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 What's this "gone for" bologna, Rock. In my case it would have been...Open Door. Get Punched in face by clown. Draw gun & shoot clown in the back as he runs away. Well I don't usually sit around my house with loaded guns on me, they are sitting on a wall rack, under the rack is a little storage box with some ammo clips Plus I don't have my .45 out here it's back home so it's a little harder to carry concealed rifles :laugh: Did I mention I hate clowns? I do. A lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 11, 2007 Author Share Posted October 11, 2007 Another reason to fear and hate clowns: Christian Clown In Perv Bust Illinois man had porn cache from trip to Philippines orphanage OCTOBER 10--An Illinois man who worked as a "Christian clown" named Klutzo was arrested yesterday on child pornography charges for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a Philippines orphanage. According to a federal criminal complaint, Amon Paul Carlock took the illicit photos during a "clowning" trip to the House of Joy orphanage earlier this year. The photos were discovered by agents who examined Carlock's camera and laptop during a routine baggage inspection at the San Francisco airport, according to the complaint, an excerpt of which you'll find below. When agents confronted Carlock about the images, he denied possessing child pornography and having sexual contact with children. Carlock can be at right [check the link] seen in a creepy promotional video (titled "Klutzo in the Philippines") documenting his visit to the House of Joy orphanage. Regarding the naked photos of young boys, Carlock explained, "That's how they live." Three of the boys seen in the photos told investigators they woke up to find Carlock fondling and caressing them. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 I would have answered the door, seen a bunch of people dressed up as clowns at my door, and gone straight for my seltzer bottle...that's just me of course. Fixed that for you. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Fixed that for you. . . What? No custard pie? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Well, at least the cops know that they only have to look for one car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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