The "talk like a football commentator idiot" thread

[Midnight Judges]

I'll tell you what, when you have a Brett Favre on your team, you win ballgames. Because Brett Favre has been in this league long enough to know you want touchdowns, not field goals. These Greenbay Packers got their swagger back after beating the New York FOOTBALL Giants. Now let me tell you something: If the Redskins can go to Lambeau and score lots of points and keep Brett Favre off the field, they have a good chance of winning this ballgame and gaining some swagger. When you have a Sean Taylor and a Laron Landry-they like to hit guys! BOOM! THAT's Redskins football right there!

:dunce:

[artmonkforHOF]

Hi, my name is Joe Thiesmann.

[Chump Bailey]

Hi, my name is Joe Thiesmann.

I was thinking Madden because of the 'boom'

[More Complete]

That'll move the chains!!!

http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2007/01/thatll-move-chains.html

[Commander PK]

if your team's offense scores more times than their team's offense.

You win

[PleaseBlitz]

An what you have here, what you have here is Peyton Manning coming up to the line of scrimmage and right here an an an he doesnt like what he sees with the defense see hear, he does what's called audibilizing an an an an he i mean changes the play right hear BOOM! right hear at the line of scrimmage and what i would do is is is and there ya go.

[Bang]

He may or may not have made it...

~Bang

[roqnap1]

"It is what it is..."

[PleaseBlitz]

"I have had far too many concussions to speak for a living"

-Darryl "Moose" Johnston

[Bang]

Weekly dose of idiotic announcers and the audio of their foibles-The Bang Cartoon Radio Hour

I'm tellin' ya. You'd like it.

~Bang

[Raub]

Looks like he's out with a knee.

[IONTOP]

It's a beautiful day here in Washington... No weather to speak of

[Predicto]

Does it have to be Madden?

How about:

"Ok, look at this, you see here on the replay, they are going to hand off and look, ok, they give him the ball, see that, and in front of him there is that guy blocking, see what I'm saying, and just like that he follows the block throught the hole, see that right there, and just like that he through for a three yard gain, you see?"

Paul McGuire.

[Dictator]

if your team's offense scores more times than their team's offense.

You win

Not true.

Your teams offense scores two fgs. my teams offense scores one td. I still win.

[Baculus]

"...And that is why Tony Romo sits to pee could be the greatest quaterback to have played this game."

[Stophovr6]

If Tono Romo sits to pee can play Favresque, and Brett Favre plays Romoinian football, I think we got ourselves a barn burner. Slurp slurp slurp slurp......gulp.

[cyfar]

If you can go back and listen to the commentary by Madden after the first Brunell to Moss Td, you'll have all that you'll ever need to sound like a complete idiot in the booth.

[drums and skins]

Not true.

Your teams offense scores two fgs. my teams offense scores one td. I still win.

Or your team scores two TDs. my team scores 1 TD and 2 defensive TDs...

[EersSkins05]

I was talking with Gregg Williams yesterday and he was telling me that the key to stopping the Green Bay defense is to force Brett Favre to make mistakes.

[Dan T.]

"The team that controls the line of scrimmage is going to win this game."

[headexplode]

If Tono Romo sits to pee can play Favresque, and Brett Favre plays Romoinian football, I think we got ourselves a barn burner. Slurp slurp slurp slurp......gulp.

From Sunday night:

"Brett Favre is playing like an Old Tony Romo sits to pee."

From somewhere else:

"He penetrated the slot by hitting the deep tight end."

[roqnap1]

"These two teams just plain don't like each other." --Dan Dierdork during just about EVERY broadcast in the 80s/90s.