chow184 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 NFC EastDallas Cowboys: Players say they enjoy training camp more under Wade Phillips than Bill Parcells, because Phillips is more laid back, but mainly because he doesn't wear skin-tight, polyester baseball shorts every day … Terrell Owens has led all players at camp in the number of passes defensed … Tony Romo sits to pee says his turn-ons are country singers, immobile starting quarterbacks and kicking tees. New York Giants: Tom Coughlin says the Giants have yet to find a replacement for Tiki Barber, but thinks the team has several players who could undermine his authority just as well … The Giants are using the $14,288 they are fining Michael Strahan each day to create Coughlin's severance package … Giants coaches say they are encouraged that Eli Manning is now wearing Pampers Cruisers, designed for the active baby. Philadelphia Eagles: Donovan McNabb says he is as healthy as ever and can now even projectile vomit … Kick returner Jeremy Bloom is also 100 percent healthy but has looked slow running back kicks because of his skis. Washington Redskins: Coaches say new linebacker London Fletcher-Baker reminds them a lot of former Bills linebacker London Fletcher, only older and slower … Joe Gibbs plans to start Mark Brunell at quarterback in Week 1 … Players who have finished reading Al Saunders' 700-page playbook were shocked to discover that Harry Potter dies at the end. rest of story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyUtah Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 You should have posted the whole list. It was actually a pretty funny read. I can only hope that some people took this seriously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsciambi Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Those are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ucfSKINS Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Yeah I read that yesterday I think. Pretty funny. And you can't really get upset for what he said, because he bashed everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOLhandsCOOLEY Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 funny, but did he just ruin the last harry potter for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh man. That entire article cracked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soljaofjesus Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 funny, but did he just ruin the last harry potter for me? your fine.. dont worry about it trust me ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOLhandsCOOLEY Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 your fine.. dont worry about ittrust me ... thanks, I was gonna be mad if it got ruined! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Pretty funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzinator53 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I almost freaked about the Harry Potter **** too! HAHAHAHA... Now I can enjoy this person's humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the burgundy and gold Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 hahaha some those were just too funny. Indianapolis Colts: Peyton Manning missed a day of camp to film an eBay commercial in which he attempts to sell his brother Eli to another family … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 hahahaha that was the funniest thing ive read all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFK Lives Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Good read. Page 2 has some real good stuff from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Yeah DJ Gallo is hilarious. His site, www.sportspickle.com, is pretty good, too. Definitely a pick-me-up if ESPN.com or SI.com is getting boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinSkins Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 You should have posted the whole list. It was actually a pretty funny read. I can only hope that some people took this seriously... You mean some people actually take ESPN news seriously Seems like a big risk to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCsportsfan53 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Jacksonville Jaguars: The Jaguars practiced without pads Thursday, except for running back Fred Taylor, who was dressed in medieval battle armor and then placed inside a protective bubble filled with styrofoam packing peanuts … Unfortunately, the bubble rolled into Byron Leftwich and broke his leg … Taylor accidentally inhaled one of the packing peanuts and was unable to be resuscitated … Most fans at Jaguars camp said they would much rather be at a Florida Gators practice. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEANDWARF Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Pretty funny, thx for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argentina_redskins Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Wait, so we got London Fletcher or London Fletcher-Baker? I thought they both played for the Skins? And also, doesn't Mark Brunell play for Atlanta?? I thought he was traded for a 1st round pick after Joey Harrington was accused of being just friends with Michael Vick haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Flames Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 The NFL rejected San Francisco's request to let Alex Smith play with a mini footballfor some reason, i found this very funny. the whole article was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC girl Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 I loved this thing, it was so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible_Red40 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Now that's some good reading! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umstew42 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 good read, def. brightens up the days at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINZ33 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Thats pretty damn funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Thats pretty funny stuff right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 NFC West Arizona Cardinals: New head coach Ken Whisenhunt has done away with the three-man offensive line the Cardinals used last year … Matt Leinart says that with all the new plays he has had to learn, he has no room left in his brain to remember his son's name … Punter Scott Player is expected to take a quarter of the snaps on offense this season That is so harsh, yet so true. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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