jreiner16 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 FBI: Yes, this is the FBI, how may we help you today? Caller: Uh, yes, I um, I have credible evidence that certain members of the NY Giants, Philadelphia Eagles and Dallas Cowboys, NFL teams have been involved in illegal activities. FBI: Sir, we are going to need a little more information, do you have those individuals names? Caller: I'll start with the Cowboys, Tony Romo sits to pee and Terrell Owens. FBI: Hmmmm....Very Interesting. Who else? Caller: Donovan McNabb and Michael Westbrook from the Eagles. FBI: Sir, are you sure? Caller: Absolutely. FBI: Who else? Caller: Eli Manning and Jeremy Shockey from the Giants. FBI: Sir, where did you say you were calling from? Caller: Uh, this is supposed to be anonymous.... FBI: Sir, we will need your name. Caller: ....... FBI: Sir? Caller: click...... FBI: Probably just another overzealous redskins fan. A little bored and just had a bit of a chuckle at the office as to how funny that phone call would be - until you got arrested for making the call in the first place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHYSTER411 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I think you may need more work to do at the office. Come to think of it, I probably do too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnhay Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 It's Brian Westbrook not Michael. Do you miss Michael? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurd Cudins Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Wow. I would say try harder next time, but effort will never help overcome extreme stupidity. See: Iraq war.(why did I have to go political?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jreiner16 Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 Oops...I must have had a michael flashback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlobberKnockinFootball Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Probably the dumbest post in the last 4 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Probably the dumbest post in the last 4 months. Missed the Culpepper thread did ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jreiner16 Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 Tough audience....Maybe I should have posted a thread about how bad our team is, since that seems to be popular around here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Um.......Yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney26 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Ham sandwiches are my favorite!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I like comedy. If you ever find any, feel free to share it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mania Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Very good, but Michael Westbrook never played for the Eagles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Whoa! Careful friend, don't try too hard--you might pull something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChampSkinsFanatic Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 this thread is hilarious because of how unfunny it is, kind of like that thing about laughing at you and not with you lol :laugh: nice try though:silly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Tough audience....Maybe I should have posted a thread about how bad our team is, since that seems to be popular around here.... My suggestion: Be funny. I once posted this as a thread: If Chris Cooley ever woke up next to a dead hooker, who would be the first player he called? Now, that's comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flycoach Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I would have expected this thread during the Dog Days of the Offseason, not now....:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 This thread is closed. - FBI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUBAKAH Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 This thread is closed.- FBI Re opened by the DEA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revallenjr Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 My suggestion: Be funny.I once posted this as a thread: If Chris Cooley ever woke up next to a dead hooker' date=' who would be the first player he called? Now, that's comedy.[/quote'] Was this before or after smoot was resigned:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Death by CIA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 All your acronym belong to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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